Critical Analysis of Twilight

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Critical Analysis of Twilight Question

Do I Make A Point Here?

Renesmee Cullen's existence is illogical. Though Meyer would say "You're lire too much into the story," but this error continuously glares at me.

To produce children, three things are essential: blood, a heart, and sperm. Edward Cullen only possesses one of these things. I honestly do not see how he could have gotten Bella pregnant. If he were a real vampire, that would be impossible. HELLO. HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE UNDEAD. The only living thing in his body is the blood, and that's not even his. The rest is dead tissue. Hence the word UNDEAD. Zombies and lichs are undead as well. Can zombies produce children? I hope to god not. Can lichs? I've never heard anything about that, so I'm going to guess no.

toi need a working cœur, coeur to pompe blood into the penis, and then toi need sperm to make the damn baby in the first place. Would Edward honestly have any sperm left in his testicles after about 100 years of being an undead creature? I would think not.

I know that was EXTREMELY nerdy, but it bugs me nonstop when Renesmee is mentioned anywhere. It's impossible. Thank you.
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toi have a point there...
jacobblackfan23 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Yes, yes toi do. ;)
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Not really
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Critical Analysis of Twilight Réponses

1-2vampire said:
no, you're not looking too into this, and you're nnot nerdy.
toi make an excelent point, i also found renesmee's birth impossible, i even looked stuff up and saw waaay too many diagrams for my liking. but it's true, after 100 years of empty veins and silent heart, edwards sperm should have been totally wiped out.

toi dont sound nerdy at all, just extremely clever xD
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MDR thanks! That makes me feel good about myself. XD
LadyLilith posted il y a plus d’un an
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toi are totally true! Both of you! I always "looked too into that too"! It's just that it's impossible, Bella says that it's because man don't change that much since puberty until death, but COME ON!!!! They can't just have the sperm in their bodies after 100 ou 200 ou even 300 years! It's impossible!
ashesandwine posted il y a plus d’un an
Cinders said:
You're not wrong, but I'm not one to commentaire on impossible vampire births, as I'm an Angel fan.

Then again, on Angel, they did make a point of stating that it was utterly impossible for two vampires to have a child, and that Connor's birth was magic.

So at least they had an excuse.

From what I've heard, Meyer makes it sound natural, doesn't she?
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posted il y a plus d’un an 
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Yup. And I do like the idea of vampire babies. ^^;; I just know that it's impossible. Wishful thinking, eh?
LadyLilith posted il y a plus d’un an
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good point =) also that connor's birth was foretold etc etc...but thats going off topic there MDR
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moo000 said:
Your not wrong, and it bugged me as well a bit. But then I reminded myself that I was lire a fantaisie novel and I couldnt really question logic that much when the book was about sparkly vampires.
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Myf_1992 said:
I could go on forever on how illogical Bella being prego is, how Renesme is a freak of nature, and how disturbing the Jacob/Renesme this is, but instead I'll give toi a link to one of my Qs about the same topic =D

link

Please read all of the réponses and commentaires to get a full picture of just how illogical and wrong it is.
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Night-Sky said:
Yes, that has bugged me too...
Well, its not as if she put THAT much thought into the series as it is...
I think she mus thave failed bioligy and sex ed at school...
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^ agreed =D
Myf_1992 posted il y a plus d’un an
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MDR yeah. She fails at LIFE.
LadyLilith posted il y a plus d’un an
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this answer made me laugh.
EverybodyLies posted il y a plus d’un an
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Thanks :p
Night-Sky posted il y a plus d’un an
Free_Spirit said:
No thankgod someones noticed. This should be impossible and Stephanie Myer sort of contradicted herself par doing that. But yes i don't like renesmee to much. And no your perfectly right in saying this. toi have an excellent point
and no your not nerdy
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lexie2635 said:
WOW NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.I AGREE.THX
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OCFan123 said:
I couldnt agree plus honestly. It doesnt make any sense at all, and Stephanie Meyer should get her facts straight.
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XChatterbox14x said:
no you're not being nerdy, you're bieng truthful and you're damn right. It is impossible. There is no possible way she could end up bieng pregnant, i think stephanie myer may have a low iq. And i hate how she's 'dumbing' her fans. But I agree with u :)
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