How the hell did Bella get prego? seriously?

I haven't read the fourth book, so I can't help toi with the answer provided in the books. Anyway, lire little pieces of information here and there, it seems SMeyer's explanation implies the so-called venom pumping miraculously through the meyerpires conducts (no beating heart, remember!), hence making the thing go up. Also, apart from venom, it has 25 cromosomes which, par art of magic too, can impregnate a woman.

If toi read SMeyer's long and boring explanation on how a human being becomes a meyerpire, toi can start screaming "plothole!", since venom travels through each and every human cell, turning it into a diamond-like substance. What happens to the eggs, then? Well, trying to put both ideas together, I come up with two conclusions:
a) the eggs become sparkly dead stuff. No pregnancy!
b) venom, which also serves as semen and lube (really, she a dit that's why meyerpires can déplacer and aren't just sparklilicious statues), fertilizes each and every egg inside the woman. Death!

toi know what? Your theory makes plus sense than any of SMeyer's explanations. When Quileutes stop being boring humans Bella can whine about to become awesome meyerwolves, they suddenly age and grow. Jacob went from a teenage boy's body to a 20-something's body. That would explain why that Bella and Edward's spawn ages so quickly instead of aging slower than a normal human (hey, her father doesn't age at all, it's logical, isn't it?) or, at least, at a human rate. But who am I to question her?

Also, as I a dit at the beginning, I haven't read Breeding Spawn, so the info I got might be wrong, but it's so ridiculous I chose to believe those explanations are indeed hers.

1. He has a vampire substitution similar to blood in his body 2. Since his skin is so hard he doesn't need errection. 3. Bella wasn't a vampire while pregnant so she was able to grow to accommodate renesmee

LMAO. So true. So true. The Twilight sex & pregnency makes even less sense than some other similiar cases.

I mean, like, at least in ANgel TV serie, the baby of the two vampires was a human and he was made possible par a goddess, a higher power. But nothing in that story still explains how the hell are the Buffyverse vamps able to have sex. :P

I think people really should stop making vampires have sex the mortal way. Even True Blood does that. It's everywhere!! HELLO, THEIR BODIES ARE DEAD!!!!

So, so many should take lessons on vampires from Mrs. Rice.

well some how edward did get bella pregnant they were on esme island and edward slept with her many times and some how bella being human happened to get pregnant from edward i guess it's some wierd vampire thing jacob did not get bella pregnant

well err.... i have a shameful confession i had to study that book like eight times before i actually understood how the whole prego thing worked and what i think happened is....


well he pulled them into warm water err, that could have made him a little testosterone filled and maybe melted some of his ice hard semen they also done it plus than once soooooo........ but i personally would hate too be bella i mean he is all cold and hard *shivers* I prefer anybody to him.

I have no idea.. I had to read the book over and over again because i don't get how she got prego either :)

Well, Bella is human so she could grow to accommodate the baby but I do agree that if he had no blood it would be impossible to get an erection.