"I ran. I think I made it through three counties before I realized nobody was chasing me"
"Gee, Xander, what are toi gonna teach when toi fail in life? Advanced loser-being?"
"Buffy - l’amour the hair. It just screams rue urchin."
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
"Damn it, Xander, what's going on? Who died and made toi Elvis?"
"I aspire to help my fellow man.'Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty ou something gross"
"It was a nightmare, a total nightmare. I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally...
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