angel season 1
"I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, I don't bite!"
"What's with the Catholic schoolgirl look? Last time I saw you, it was kimonos."
"Why not? I killed mine. I killed their Friends and their friends' children for a hundred years. I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart"
"I fed on a girl your age. Beautiful. Dumb as a post"
"The elders conjured up the perfect punishment for me: they restored my soul."
"Oh, I don't know. Looking in the mirror every jour and seeing nothing there...it's an overrated pleasure"
"I'll get it. It's not like I need the oxygen."
willow season 1
"I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell toi - for crawling across your face in the middle of the night"
"Yeah, you're the Slayer. We're, like, the Slayerettes"
"Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool ou witty ou at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away"
"So he is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and 1 being someone who's...not."
