1. Byakuya: “The Man
With A Hollow Inside”
You’d be amazed at what a
good Hichigo voice he can do.
Byakuya: Even birds can
warble.
Byakuya: It’s really not
that hard.
2. Soi Fon: “Sweeney
Kisuke”
It’s about a man who
makes candy. Out of people.
Soi Fon: And not in a cool
way!
Omaeda: Um…
Soi Fon: What? I heard the
human world is really into
Hannibal right now.
3. Nnoitra: “The
Karakura Town Chainsaw
Massacre”
To be fair he isn’t aware
it’s a horror story.
Nnoitra: What? Is senseless
violence bad now?
4. Riruka: “The Haunted
Teddy Bear”
It comes alive and strangles
people.
Riruka: I mean, can you
imagine a world in which you
can’t trust cute things?
Riruka: That’s pretty
horrifying!
5. Royd Lloyd: “Night of
the Flaming Dead”
He’s the Quincy Yamamoto
killed with his zombie
bankai, in case toi don’t
remember.
Royd Lloyd: I don’t like
flaming zombies.
6. Urahara: “Night of the
Living Gigai”
About a freak lightning
storm that causes all the
gigai in a certain world of the
living warehouse to animate
Urahara: And then they
start killing people.
Urahara: For some reason.
7. Nemu: “The Haunting
of Division 12”
It’s about 4 luckless squad
members who get trapped in
the Research Department
over night.
Nemu: Spoilers: they all die
horribly.
8. Rukia: “Dracubun”
The classic tale of a vampire
rabbit.
Rukia: Yes, I know it’s
been done before.
Rukia: But unlike Bunnicula,
MY vampire bunny drinks
actual blood!
9. Yamamoto: “The Man
With A Hook For A Hand”
Although even though it’s
supposed to be a horror
story, toi can’t help but
think that Yamamoto thinks
a hook hand would be pretty
cool.
Yamamoto: I still can’t
believe Unohana a dit no.
10. Ganju: “The Headless
Boarsman”
About a headless man who
rides on a sanglier and
terrorizes the Rukongai.
Ganju: Also the boar
breathes fire.
Ganju: It’s very cool.
11. Orihime: “Food…That
Eats You!!”
The titre really says it all.
Orihime: …I may have
gotten the idea from Sokka.
12. Kyoraku: “The
Haunted Sake Jar”
The tagline (yes Kyoraku has
a tagline) is: “You go to get
a drink. And it bites off your
hand.”
Kyoraku: I give myself
Chair de poule telling this!
13. Komamura: “The
Seireitei Werewolf”
About a series of horrible
murders…that all take place
during the full moon.
Komamura: Because wolves
are scary!
14. Gin: “The Cask of
Monte Aizen”
It’s about a man who gets
his revenge par burying
another man alive.
Gin: Although it’s really
plus of a happy story.
15. Ulquiorra: “The
Telltale Heart”
He doesn’t know about the
Poe story. His is about a
cœur, coeur that flies around
telling all of your deepest
secrets to the people you
least want to know them.
Ulquiorra: Little bastard.
With A Hollow Inside”
You’d be amazed at what a
good Hichigo voice he can do.
Byakuya: Even birds can
warble.
Byakuya: It’s really not
that hard.
2. Soi Fon: “Sweeney
Kisuke”
It’s about a man who
makes candy. Out of people.
Soi Fon: And not in a cool
way!
Omaeda: Um…
Soi Fon: What? I heard the
human world is really into
Hannibal right now.
3. Nnoitra: “The
Karakura Town Chainsaw
Massacre”
To be fair he isn’t aware
it’s a horror story.
Nnoitra: What? Is senseless
violence bad now?
4. Riruka: “The Haunted
Teddy Bear”
It comes alive and strangles
people.
Riruka: I mean, can you
imagine a world in which you
can’t trust cute things?
Riruka: That’s pretty
horrifying!
5. Royd Lloyd: “Night of
the Flaming Dead”
He’s the Quincy Yamamoto
killed with his zombie
bankai, in case toi don’t
remember.
Royd Lloyd: I don’t like
flaming zombies.
6. Urahara: “Night of the
Living Gigai”
About a freak lightning
storm that causes all the
gigai in a certain world of the
living warehouse to animate
Urahara: And then they
start killing people.
Urahara: For some reason.
7. Nemu: “The Haunting
of Division 12”
It’s about 4 luckless squad
members who get trapped in
the Research Department
over night.
Nemu: Spoilers: they all die
horribly.
8. Rukia: “Dracubun”
The classic tale of a vampire
rabbit.
Rukia: Yes, I know it’s
been done before.
Rukia: But unlike Bunnicula,
MY vampire bunny drinks
actual blood!
9. Yamamoto: “The Man
With A Hook For A Hand”
Although even though it’s
supposed to be a horror
story, toi can’t help but
think that Yamamoto thinks
a hook hand would be pretty
cool.
Yamamoto: I still can’t
believe Unohana a dit no.
10. Ganju: “The Headless
Boarsman”
About a headless man who
rides on a sanglier and
terrorizes the Rukongai.
Ganju: Also the boar
breathes fire.
Ganju: It’s very cool.
11. Orihime: “Food…That
Eats You!!”
The titre really says it all.
Orihime: …I may have
gotten the idea from Sokka.
12. Kyoraku: “The
Haunted Sake Jar”
The tagline (yes Kyoraku has
a tagline) is: “You go to get
a drink. And it bites off your
hand.”
Kyoraku: I give myself
Chair de poule telling this!
13. Komamura: “The
Seireitei Werewolf”
About a series of horrible
murders…that all take place
during the full moon.
Komamura: Because wolves
are scary!
14. Gin: “The Cask of
Monte Aizen”
It’s about a man who gets
his revenge par burying
another man alive.
Gin: Although it’s really
plus of a happy story.
15. Ulquiorra: “The
Telltale Heart”
He doesn’t know about the
Poe story. His is about a
cœur, coeur that flies around
telling all of your deepest
secrets to the people you
least want to know them.
Ulquiorra: Little bastard.
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i lookd up at the number painted on the divion barracks...10.i went inside and lookd through a bunch of files.nothing of much use.i went out side and lookd right and left trying to deside what way to go.on the left i heard running and on the right i heard voices approching.so i desided to go straight.
"try and catch me now toi morons",i thought.going straight there was a large arbre that i could hide in.i climed the arbre and below me i heard squad members talking to each other.
"she couldnt have gotten to far in just a few minutes right?!" a dit one "jut keep looking dont stop until you've cheekd every inch of the soul society!!!understand!?". "yes!!!".
"idiots cant they sence my spirtual pressur.",i thought.i quietly got out of the arbre and continued my search.i passed the all the other barracks but the ninth.i went in.all the squad members were busy doing something ou other i was able to get to the holding cell but he wasnt there.
to be continued
"try and catch me now toi morons",i thought.going straight there was a large arbre that i could hide in.i climed the arbre and below me i heard squad members talking to each other.
"she couldnt have gotten to far in just a few minutes right?!" a dit one "jut keep looking dont stop until you've cheekd every inch of the soul society!!!understand!?". "yes!!!".
"idiots cant they sence my spirtual pressur.",i thought.i quietly got out of the arbre and continued my search.i passed the all the other barracks but the ninth.i went in.all the squad members were busy doing something ou other i was able to get to the holding cell but he wasnt there.
to be continued
ok so listen over the time i was gone i got in a big fight with hallow ichigo over the articalmi was going to wright about him he got so pissed this is what he told me to tell his fans amd my fans(piss off so i dont have to waste my awsome skill on u luasy as canapé pattatoes, go die in a dich ou take some meth maby that might help you. Danm fan girls stop hiding in my maile box,closet,under my bed!!!!!!! NO MOR DANM PICTURES OF ME IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!! like i a dit go and die danmit. and oh wait bu the way badcats10 i hate toi the other jour when i fell i wasnt trying to grope toi im srry so stop popping out of every were and trying to kill me im srry it was an accadent. ande when i wakled on toi in the douche well(blush) just for get that.) that was his message from him to toi
p.s par the way if toi see him tell him im going to get him ok
p.s par the way if toi see him tell him im going to get him ok
