1. Byakuya: “The Man
With A Hollow Inside”
You’d be amazed at what a
good Hichigo voice he can do.
Byakuya: Even birds can
warble.
Byakuya: It’s really not
that hard.
2. Soi Fon: “Sweeney
Kisuke”
It’s about a man who
makes candy. Out of people.
Soi Fon: And not in a cool
way!
Omaeda: Um…
Soi Fon: What? I heard the
human world is really into
Hannibal right now.
3. Nnoitra: “The
Karakura Town Chainsaw
Massacre”
To be fair he isn’t aware
it’s a horror story.
Nnoitra: What? Is senseless
violence bad now?
4. Riruka: “The Haunted
Teddy Bear”
It comes alive and strangles
people.
Riruka: I mean, can you
imagine a world in which you
can’t trust cute things?
Riruka: That’s pretty
horrifying!
5. Royd Lloyd: “Night of
the Flaming Dead”
He’s the Quincy Yamamoto
killed with his zombie
bankai, in case toi don’t
remember.
Royd Lloyd: I don’t like
flaming zombies.
6. Urahara: “Night of the
Living Gigai”
About a freak lightning
storm that causes all the
gigai in a certain world of the
living warehouse to animate
Urahara: And then they
start killing people.
Urahara: For some reason.
7. Nemu: “The Haunting
of Division 12”
It’s about 4 luckless squad
members who get trapped in
the Research Department
over night.
Nemu: Spoilers: they all die
horribly.
8. Rukia: “Dracubun”
The classic tale of a vampire
rabbit.
Rukia: Yes, I know it’s
been done before.
Rukia: But unlike Bunnicula,
MY vampire bunny drinks
actual blood!
9. Yamamoto: “The Man
With A Hook For A Hand”
Although even though it’s
supposed to be a horror
story, toi can’t help but
think that Yamamoto thinks
a hook hand would be pretty
cool.
Yamamoto: I still can’t
believe Unohana a dit no.
10. Ganju: “The Headless
Boarsman”
About a headless man who
rides on a sanglier and
terrorizes the Rukongai.
Ganju: Also the boar
breathes fire.
Ganju: It’s very cool.
11. Orihime: “Food…That
Eats You!!”
The titre really says it all.
Orihime: …I may have
gotten the idea from Sokka.
12. Kyoraku: “The
Haunted Sake Jar”
The tagline (yes Kyoraku has
a tagline) is: “You go to get
a drink. And it bites off your
hand.”
Kyoraku: I give myself
Chair de poule telling this!
13. Komamura: “The
Seireitei Werewolf”
About a series of horrible
murders…that all take place
during the full moon.
Komamura: Because wolves
are scary!
14. Gin: “The Cask of
Monte Aizen”
It’s about a man who gets
his revenge par burying
another man alive.
Gin: Although it’s really
plus of a happy story.
15. Ulquiorra: “The
Telltale Heart”
He doesn’t know about the
Poe story. His is about a
cœur, coeur that flies around
telling all of your deepest
secrets to the people you
least want to know them.
Ulquiorra: Little bastard.