Leave me paralyzed, love.

Chair Tales S02E24- Final Destination

...The following day.

Blair is in hospital, Serena is also there to visit Blair and see how Bella is. Serena has just told Blair about montrer the paternity test to Chuck.

B: I cant believe toi would do something like that! Without asking me first!
S: Im sorry Blair but i had to!
B: No! It's none of your business....that was personal information....you had no right to go through my things! It has nothing to do with you!
S: Nothing to do with me? Well im sorry for worrying about my best friend, im sorry for going out of my mind these past few days seeing you...

Chair Tales S02E23- The Prodigal Son

It had been a long 2 weeks, he'd spent most of it at work, ignoring everything else that was going on his life. He hadn't been in touch with anyone other than work colleagues.
He buried himself in work. But eventually he ran out of things to do.
Waking up in the morning was the hardest part, because that's when he'd have to plan his day. Not only that, but every time he woke up he'd be reminded that everything that had happened wasn't a dream, it was real and he'd have to face it.
Maybe today was that day, the jour he'd have to face the music.
Unlucky for him...

Chair Tales S02E22- Child's Play

It's been a week since Blair and Chuck spoke at Serena's house. A week since Blair made such a huge revelation to Chuck. Why did she do it, she thought, as she laid in her bed, suivant to her sleeping princess....she was the one who was so adamant that Chuck should never find out the truth. But that moment, when Chuck asked her that dreaded question she felt it necessary to answer. It was her moment of weakness, like all the other times he would come to her and she'd fall for those eyes, she could never resist. She was glad that she'd closed the door when she did,...

Chair Tales S02E21- Daddy jour Care

It has been a week since Bella, Zach and Pheobe were Christened. Blair and Eric were named God parents to Pheobe and Zach. Serena and Dan were named God Parents for Bella.

Blair has come to Serena's house. She has had to drop Bella off to the hospital for a check up and observation.
Blair is upset and sits with Serena on a sofa. Lilly is still at Serena's house and is leaving for accueil later today. She is talking on the phone near by.

B: I dont know what to do any more.....i think im losing her.
S: Hey...(puts her hand on Blair's) we've been through this before...we...

Chair Tales S02E20- The Godfather

(Note to readers: Ok so im going to add some stuff about Christening the baby and stuff, but it's not going to be totally based on fact...i know Serena and co. aren't religious so im only adding this stuff for the purpose of the story...none of it is based on how real christenings are carried out, that goes for the whole Godparent practice too, it wont be based on true practice, just made up for the story! So i dont want people thinking huh he/she cant be a godparent he/she isnt even Christian! Lol! and im not christian so i know nothing about this stuff either!)...

Chair Tales S02E17- The Mummys Return

Ok, So Chair Tales Season 2 is being fast forwarded.....from here on it has been forwarded par 5 years.

Serena and Dan are happily married. They had moved back to New York a few months after their wedding. Blair had also moved with them. Blair lived at her old house with her mother until after her baby was born. Blair had a baby girl, she struggled to find the perfect name, especially since Eleanor wanted to have an input. In the end, Eleanor provided the baby's first name, Isabella and Blair had donné the Middle names and The surname. The baby's full name...

Episode 17: Scary Moment

GG: Yes it's true, Blair Waldorf rushed to hospital, With an unknown problem, ou a known problem, Just unknown to us. Anyone let Chuck know? Better get over to the hospital C, I'm sure your the first one Blair wants to see, When she wakes up.

(At the Belleview Hospital)

Blair is lying on the bed, She is still unconcious. She has been in the hospital for 2 days.
Her collapse was caused par her years of bulimia.

In Blair's private room.
Eleanor, Darota, Harold and Roman are there.
Darota is standing par the door. Harold is sitting par Blair's lit holding her hand, Roman is standing...

Episode 16: Me, Myself and Blair

GG: Missing. One Queen B. Gone into hiding B? The shame, The ex-boyfriend and a sort of best friend? Don't worry B, We still l’amour you, After all, All the good scandals come from you.

(At the Waldorf Apartment)

In Blair's bedroom, Blair is hiding under the duvet.
Darota enters.

D: Morning Miss Blair
B: (no reply)
D: Are toi okay Miss Blair?

Darota pulls the duvet down.

D: Miss Blair toi have school
B: I'm not going to school today
D: Your education is very important Miss Blair
B: I know that, I'll get Serena to... Oh I hate her don't I! Well I get P to send them over. What...

A/N: Okay I totally LOVE Lily Allen's new song 'The Fear' so I thought I'd take lyrics from the song and use as a fanfic base for this one shot. I've taken a break from écriture cos I've finished the Chuck and Blair Chronicles so I'm just waiting to post, But boredness+Me= Writing! :( Don't know if this style of écriture Suits – Avocats sur Mesure me ou not, So give me your opinion. Thank you. Hope toi like it.
A/U: Okay so I read Lauren's (ChuckBlairLuvA) one shot fanfic the other jour and I totally loved it and the idea of a future setting so this scene is set some time in the future, When Blair is leaving for Yale,...

PART THREE- AS toi MIGHT LIKE IT...

Gossip Girl: # Spotted: Blair, bags packed and hugging her maid goodbye?! Going somewhere Waldorf? Where Scandal goes Gossip Girl is sure to follow....dont think toi can hide from me Queen B...I'll be watching you! xoxo Gossip Girl #

(Friday)
Blair is in a taxi on her way to Chucks house. it's Friday evening and they are leaving for New Haven tonight. She arrives and removes her bags from the car. She is there on time and is surprised that Chuck isn't out waiting for her. She rings the doorbell and is invited in. Bart is in the hallway and greets Blair, he...

Episode 14: Lie Hard

GG: salut Upper East Siders, If toi haven't heard, (where have toi been?) Chuck basse, bass is back in town. Seen back at school with the other van der basse, bass sibling, But where are B and N, We thought toi four did everything together?

(It's been 2 weeks since Chuck has returned home, He still has some bruises on his face but not as visible as they were)

Chuck and Serena are sitting in the courtyard of the school.

S: Are toi thinking about coming home?
C: (ignores the question)
S: Chuck?
C: I can do fine, On my own
S: Really? Lets refresh! Last time toi were on your own look how toi ended...

Episode 11: Locked Up

GG: Good Evening Upper East Siders, Now we all know Chuck basse, bass is on the run and we hear from the downtown crew. Take care Chuck, the last person who crossed them ended up 6ft under...

At the van der Woodsen/Bass Apartment.

Blair, Dan and Chuck enter the apartment.
Chuck goes straight to the bar and pours himself a whisky.

B: Right, toi have 5 secondes to explain this to me!
C: (drinks the whisky)
B: Chuck!
C: I'm not saying anything with "Brooklyn" here
B: Hey, Dan was very helpful and toi should thank him

Dan looks surprised par Blair comment.

B: Make the most of that Humphrey, I...

Episode 09- Four Break-Up's and a Wedding


Gossip Girl:# fleurs are blooming and bells are ringing....a spring wedding is on the horizon....and Gossip Girl will have front row seats...after all I am your one an only...for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health...You know toi l’amour me. I do! xoxo Gossip Girl #

At the wedding reception Serena and Blair are having something to eat. Well Serena is.

S: Are toi gonna eat that (pointing to Blairs plate)
B: Umm ....no ....you can have it...
S: (takes something from Blairs plate) Hey...dont toi think the bit where Harry messed...

Episode 06- A Series of Unfortunate Events

Gossip Girl: # What do toi get when when toi traverser, croix secrets with jealousy....i know
I want to find out...xoxo #

S: salut b.
B: (smiles) hey.
S: urmm...have toi seen gossip girl lately?
B: S, im happy...having a great time...why would i want to poison my mind with gossip girl?
S: Well i think toi need to check it out...(points to her computer)
B: Why? Whats on there..(she runs to the computer and logs on to gossip girl, there she sees and article and pictures of récent sighting of chuck and Vanessa together)... Its probably nothing...
S: ye...maybe...or maybe...

Episode 03- A rendez-vous amoureux, date With the Devil

Gossip Girl: # Spotted, basse, bass at Flower's Inc. Is that rose for a Waldorf ou are toi treating yourself...you know what they say...players only l’amour toi when they're playing...careful B, don't go getting pricked par a thorn! toi know toi l’amour me xoxo Gossip Girl! #

School Corridor
Chuck approaches Serena....

S: Hey....Chuck...
C: Did toi talk to her?
S: Ummm ....yeh...but if toi wanna know how she's feeling toi should ask her yourself...im not gonna be a messenger ou anything.
C: I doubt she'll even look at me let alone talk.
S: Maybe toi should atleast try Chuck!
C:...

I'm gonna write something diffrent from the normal fan fiction. I'm going to write a scene for Gossip Girl for Chuck and Blair.

Characters-
Chuck Bass
Blair Waldorf
Nate Archibald
Serena van der Woodsen


Senario
Chuck has waited so long to tell Blair he loves her, that she has fallen out of l’amour with him. Chuck is in total regret about what he hasn't done, and tried everything to convince Blair she still loves him.
- There is a dance/ball going on in the palace hotel for a charity event.

Scene 2- The Palace Hotel

The Ball has started.
There are many people there dancing, gossiping, chatting etc.
Blair...

Chuck and Blair have now been in Paris three days. They have been sightseeing but we all know what Blair really wants to do... shopping. Chloe, Chanel, Louis Vuitton, Dior, Valentino, Givenchy, Gucci, Hermes, Versace and Yves St Laurent.

''Blair, the limousine's here for the shopping trip''. Chuck a dit as Blair walked out of the en suite in the most exquisite jumpsuit ever, she looked fabulous, he wanted to ravish her, but they had to go, this was what Blair was looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to and he wasn't going to dissapoint her. Chuck opened the hotel room door and Blair walked out into the hallway with...

It is old, so in those reasons aren't some like
"In the face of true l’amour toi don't just give up, even if the object of your affection is begging toi to." MDR ;)


R e a s o n s;
001. Because let's face it, they would be so hot!
002. Because she could be herself around him.
003. Because he'd totally tap that.
004. Because they've barely had any scenes and we already l’amour them.
005. Because these two are an obsession!
006. Because they're bringing sexy back!
007. Because together they're invincible.
008. Because they would rule the school.
009. Because we want to see that limo scene again, but with only...