what are you up to chuck?!
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GG: rise and shine upper east siders today is another jour full of sex, lies and scandle. i hear N and B broke up last night after finding out that N slept with S. deepest condolenses B.
(Blair wakes up to see chuck standing in her room)
B: what are toi doing in my room
C: toi havent read gossip girl, the post went up last night that toi and nate broke up.
B: yes thats true but it still doesnt explain why toi are in my room
C: I came to check on toi thats what Friends are for.
B: toi now ou never will be considered my friend, you're a perv and i think all toi want it to get laid am i right.
C:(Smiles) you're always ready to assume the worst of me
(Moves over to her lit and sits beside her)
B: but am i wrong chuck?
C: the idea of revenge sex may have came to mind but i am here to check on you
B: its not going to happen and im fine
C: are toi fine enough to meet me at my new club tonight? i could use some support from someone
B: what about nate he is your best friend
C: nate is away to visit his grandfather until gossip girl cools down toi know how toi and serena are her number one girls. she want revenge on nate.
B: why dont toi ask serena that slut might be up to it
C: serena is not blair waldorf and im on toi side the bestfriend and the boyfriend is not a classy look.
B: yet toi came here looking me to sleep with you
C: revenge sex is hot.
B: i'll come to your club but if toi perv on me i will kick toi and leave
C: fine but im not making any promises im chuck bass
B: that really is your answer to everything
C: look just be there and i'll apoligise in advance for any slezzing i do
B: ok apoligise
C: that was it
B: now can toi get out of my room cause toi gross me out bass
C: dont insult me waldorf
B: i clearly stating a fact
(As chuck leaves serena walks in then chuck decides to stay)
S: B im so sorry
B: only my friens call me B
S: please im sorry i was drunk and it was an accident.
C: didnt look like nate thought it was an accident i saw toi that night.
S: what?
C: best friend and the boyfriend not very classy S
B:(smiles at chuck's comment) toi see i was acctually upset when toi left but now i want toi to leave
S: please blair i didnt mean to hurt you
B: hurt me i feel sort of relieved that me and nate are over no plus secrets and lies im free to live my life. and getting rid of toi suivant step.
S: B please (Serena nearly in tears)
B: toi can go now Kati and iz are going to be here any seconde and i have to get changed. and think of a plan to ruin you.
C: if changed maybe i'll stay
B: strike 1 bass. toi can leave now S its what toi do best
(serena leaves)
C: bravo that was quite a show
B: chuck i need toi help
C: with what excactly (chuck smiles)
B: in your dreams bass, we are going to take serena down.
C: see i forgot to tell toi i have some pictures on my phine of serena and the osrtoff center.
B: whats she doing there
C: getting the help she needs probably
B: maybe toi should go there
C: toi really like to insult people
B: mostly you. toi can leave while i get dressed
C: i'd rather stay
B: ugh leaving (pushes chuck out the door)
(later chuck gives blair the pictures and lets her kati and iz decide what to do with them)
B: think we need to completly destroy her.
K: we could send it to gossip girl
B: thats not enough
I: how about when all the college professors come we completly embarress her
B: and brown will be there
(Chuck comes up to them)
C: hows the planning going
B: we're going to embarress her in front of all the college professers
C: thats in a week so it will keep her suffering par waiting for it to come i like it
B: Iz came up with it.
C:(whispers to blair) now toi have a reason to come tonight your celebrating.
B: talk to toi later bass.
(serena and dan)
S: dan i know toi must hate me right now but i want toi to know i didnt do it on purpose. i was drunk.
D: serena its ok i know you're not like that anymore
S: to bad Blair doesnt see it that way she hates me and i dont blame her. shes planning revenge.
D: well dont let her get to you
S: but shes my bestfriend i shouldnt have done that. i feel like a female version of chuck bass
D: no you're not ok nobodys that bad.
S: but...
D: its ok thats in the past
S: thanks dan (She kisses his cheek then she kisses his lips this is the first Kiss they had)
B:look the slut has moved on
K+I:(laughs) and look who to
S: B your fight is with me not dan
B: i cant control what they say maybe i control what they do but freedom of speech is something i belive in.
D: just leave her alone its in the past cant toi just forgive her
B:(turns to kati and iz) is he speaking to me. par slut... lonely boy.
(later at victrola/chuck's club)
B: a strip joint why doesnt that suprise me
C: oh i dont know (smiles)
B: i have to say basse, bass its not half bad
C: it where people can come to let loose. what happens at victrola stays in victrola... what do toi say.
B: i say nothing is going to happen at victrola
C: your choice but the offer always stands
B: i bet does but im not going to except
C: suit yourself but may i say toi look extrodinary tonight
B: toi dont look to bad yourself bass
(Ten minutes later blair and chuck are a bit drunk but not to bad they are watching the burlesqe dancers on stage and talking)
C: maybe toi should take that up as a hobbie
B: not a chance bass
C: why not your hot everyguy would wanna tap that ass
B: clearly not everyguy
C: Nate was stupid
B: is that so. well it wasnt as if i didnt want to do it with him he just kept pushing me away
C: if i was him i would have sealed the deal par now
B: thats because your chuck bass
C: and because your hot.
B: flattering
C:(rubs blair bare arm with his finger) im being serious if i were nate i wouldnt have wasted a seconde looking at someone else.
B: really
C: really
B:(kisses chuck) just one night couldnt be so wrong
C:(smiles) lets go to the limo.
(chuck and blair make out and eventually have sex in the back of the limo)
GG: are nate and blair really over. looks like toi dont know a good thing till it gone and found someone else. looks like chuck is blair shoulder to cry on. and chucks not gonna miss this opprtunity. toi know toi l’amour me. xoxo. gossip girl.
what did blair and chuck get up to?!
