Chapter 1- Introduction
Let me tell toi a story about Jeff the Killer. But first, I have to set a few things straight:
1, No, Jeff hasn't ever killed anyone. He couldn't kill a bug with bug spray.
2. No, his eyelids aren't burnt off. He does, however, wear a lot of eyeliner.
3. Yes, he is super pale. But he was never set on fire. He just never leaves the house.
4. Yes, his mouth is cut. But it's not cut open. It's plus ou less like the Joker's.
5. He's not strong. I've beaten him several times in arm wrestling.
6. He's the biggest douchebag you'd ever meet.
Anyways, my name is Brendan. Let's start the story, shall we?
Let me tell toi a story about Jeff the Killer. But first, I have to set a few things straight:
1, No, Jeff hasn't ever killed anyone. He couldn't kill a bug with bug spray.
2. No, his eyelids aren't burnt off. He does, however, wear a lot of eyeliner.
3. Yes, he is super pale. But he was never set on fire. He just never leaves the house.
4. Yes, his mouth is cut. But it's not cut open. It's plus ou less like the Joker's.
5. He's not strong. I've beaten him several times in arm wrestling.
6. He's the biggest douchebag you'd ever meet.
Anyways, my name is Brendan. Let's start the story, shall we?
