Mephisto's Pubes

Okay, that’s it. I’ve had this bottled up so long, that it’s finally overflowed. My hatred for shippings. So, I’ve finally decided to write this article of my haut, retour au début 5 hated shippings…oh, and it’s guest-starring J666. So, enjoy. 
#5- Patroklos X Pyrrha (From Soul Calibur V)
Ugh, this shipping. It would be kind of acceptable…if it wasn’t for the fact Patroklos and Pyrrha are brother and sister. INCEST! And everyone makes such a huge deal about homosexuality. Seriously, the fact that some people actually are into this kind of shipping absolutely disgusts me. I mean, seriously? I...

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, ou chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motos on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle suivant to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

Goddamn it, Japan. Even though I l’amour the anime, horror movies, and the instant ramen from your country, I will never forgive toi for keeping a bunch of awesome games for yourself. Now, sure, tons of great games have come from Japan, like Zelda, Mario, Metal Gear, Final Fantasy, Secret of Ma- …….. and Pokemon. But then there are the games that are either so weird, that Japon didn’t want to montrer it to America, ou they were so good, that Japon got greedy and wanted them for themselves. So, today, I am going to talk about the haut, retour au début Ten Games for Japon that I want in America. First, some rules....

Chapter 3- Unwanted Visitor
Brendan spent the rest of the evening unpacking his items and setting up stuff in his new room. par the time he had finished, it had grown dark out, so Brendan put on his pajamas and gratefully crawled into bed.

Jeff leaned over the sleeping form of Brendan.
"Psst! Hey, roommate person!" He whispered, poking him. "Hey, roommate!" he a dit a little louder, shaking him. Brendan just snored a little and rolled over. Jeff yanked the blanket off Brendan and slapped him. "Get up!!" he yelled.

Brendan jerked awake, rubbed his stinging face, and looked up at Jeff in horror....

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot par a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while then used my chaos emerald. "Chaos Control!", and thats when it happened. I ended up here in one shot which was surprising because it usually takes...

Chapter 2- I meet Jeff
Brendan walked up to the house that had the rue address he had written down. He was looking for a place to stay when he noticed a flyer for a wanted roommate.
Brendan stared at the grey house before heading up the steps toward the door. He reached for the doorbell, but noticed a piece of paper carelessly tacked onto the door-

Dear roomate person: Just walk in. I don't really care.
--Jeff

Brendan folded up the note and put it in his chemise pocket, then reached out and turned the doorknob.
When Brendan entered the house, all the lights were turned off, and all the windows...