Ryuk: So Light, toi want to make the deal
Light: (Turns) Nah
Ryuk: Shit
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(Later)
Light: (On the computer again) Well, wouldn’t toi know it. Looks like L doesn’t want to be seen par the media
Ryuk: And toi have a plan to get him
Light: ……………… (Clicks out and watches a different video)
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Light: (Grins)
FBI Agent: (Keeps watching Light) There’s something about that kid that makes me suspicious of him….. maybe it’s his hair
(The suivant Day)
Ryuk: So, let me get this straight. You’re going on a date
Light: Yep. With some girl
Ryuk: And you’re not going to do anything Death Note related
Light: No. I just wrote my rendez-vous amoureux, date plans on this piece of paper (Shows plans)
Ryuk: Hey, isn’t that paper from the Death Note
Light: Well, no ones name is written on it, so don’t worry
Some Girl: Hey, Light. It’s me
Light: Hey, Some Girl
Some Girl: Well, actually, its Yuri-
Light: YOUR NAME IS SOME GIRL AND YOU’RE GOING TO LIKE IT!
Yuri: Okay. Anything for toi Light
Light: WOMEN AREN’T SUPPOSED TO TALK! (Gets on the bus)
FBI Agent: (Follows them onto the bus)
(Some time on the bus later)
Light: And I told him “I’m going to kill you”... And then I wrote his name down and killed him
FBI Agent: (Sitting in a siège behind him) *He definitely isn’t suspicious*
Osoreda: (Gets on the bus and pulls a gun on everyone) OKAY, LISTEN UP! I’M HIJACKING THIS BUS
Bus Driver: WHO HIJACKS A BUS!
Old Man: WHY ARE WE YELLING
Osoreda: EVERYONE SHUT UP!
Light: Don’t worry. I got a plan
Yuri: toi do?
Light: Yeah. I’ll run up to him and beat the crap out of him
Yuri: And that will work
Light: Yeah. I’ve seen Kung Pow enough times to know what to do
FBI Agent: Are toi crazy... That movie was terrible
Light: The fuck are you?
FBI Agent: (Well, Light doesn’t seem to be Kira) I am an FBI Agent. Don’t worry. I have a gun
Light: How can I trust you
FBI Agent: (Well, I am sure I’ll be fine) (Shows Light his card)
Light: (So his names Raye Penber, huh… nice name) How can I trust you
Raye: Just shut up already
Light: (Drops his paper) Oops (Reaches to grab it)
Osoreda: Hey, stop that. What is that. Is it a cell phone
Light: It’s paper
Osoreda: Are toi trying to call the cops
Light: It’s paper
Osoreda: toi think toi can stop me that easily
Light: IT’S FUCKING PAPER
Osoreda: (Picks up the paper and reads it) …….. What am I doing, I can’t read (Throws the paper back) (Turns, then gets terrified) What the hell are you
Ryuk: (Looks behind him) Who, me? Oh, I see. So Light used the piece of the Death Note so toi could see me. He’s a genius
Light: *Ryuk has spiked hair. Is he a super saiyan emo*
Osoreda: (Shoots at Ryuk)
Ryuk: Ha, that won’t work
Osoreda: (Keeps shooting)
Ryuk: Okay, stop that
Osoreda: (Keeps shooting)
Ryuk: Okay, now you’re just annoying me
Osoreda: (Keeps shooting)
Raye: LOOK OUT, HE’S SHOOTING (Runs after Osoreda)
Osoreda: (Runs off the bus) Oh, fuck this (A car comes par and kills Osoreda)
Light: …….. *That wasn’t supposed to happen*
To Be Continued