((Nothing in this article is meant to be offensive in any way, and toi do not have to take any of this seriously. This was made for FUN.

Just saying, since I had problems with this on another website . . .))


1. Wishing toi were born in Japan.

2. The obsession can empty your wallet.

3. "No, it's not porn."

4. When toi rewatch an animé in the vain hope that your favori character won't die this time.

5. Far-ass convention locations.

6. Getting into animé for the first time, and then trying to figure out what OTP, Canon, Moe, Shota, Seme, Uke, and all the other words mean.

7. toi have to order online in order to find anything good.

8. Trying to turn your Friends into animé fans,,so that toi actually have somebody to talk to about anime.

9. Subs ou dubs?

10. Trying to decide if toi should watch the animé first, ou read the manga.

11. Catching yourself spending plus time thinking about the fictional world instead of reality.

12. The ending of that one, perfect animé that you've been following for years.

13. People who automatically assume that animé is stupid, childish, a waste of time, etc.

14. Being the only fan of that one character that everyone hates.

15. When your favori antagonist of all time is fighting with the main character, and toi know they're going to lose.

16. Accidentally picking up the habits of your favori characters.

17. Being tired all jour because toi were up until midnight lire manga.

18. toi are in l’amour with a fictional, animated character who was drawn on paper for entertainment.

19. Being reminded of animé par absolutely EVERYTHING, no matter what it is.

20. Finishing an anime/manga you've stuck with for a long time, and having no idea what yt do with yourself.

21. Trying to explain animé to people who don't know what it is.

22. "Why can't school be fun, like it is in anime?!"

23. That seconde season that toi know will never come out.

24. Desperately wanting that amazing, impossible l’amour story that is in every manga.

25. When something makes toi smile in an anime, and you're caught staring at the computer with that creepy smile that only animé fans ever get.

26. Comparing real people to animé characters without realizing it.

27. When something absolutely amazing, beautiful, and utterly perfect happens in your favori anime, and all toi can do is stare and scream to yourself.

28. That horrible feeling of guilt when toi miss an episode.

29. Being physically unable to draw anything but anime.

30. lire comics left-to-right because you're so used to manga.

31. When toi just suddenly spaz out into a phase of fangirling/fanboying, and then toi have to stop and rethink your life for a few seconds.

32. Those random, volcanic nosebleed.

33. When people insist on calling Vocaloid an actual anime.

34. Accidentally referring to people as -chan, -san, -kun, etc.

35. That 'last' episode at 1:00 in the morning.

36. They're not real.

37. No, seriously, they're not real.

38. When toi start spouting aléatoire words in Japanese and no one understand what you're saying.

39. Watching so much animé that toi can actual spot mistranslations in the subtitles.

40. That extremely long, drawn-out wait for the suivant chapter/manga.

41. Those extremely confusing dreams where your favori characters somehow find their way in there.

42. Those people who randomly post spoilers around the internet without thought to those of us who haven't finished it yet.

43. Accidentally spoiling it for yourself.

44. Those people who literally have only watched the 'popular' anime, because they refuse to watch anything else.

45. When toi finally get your friend to watch anime, but the only one they like is that one toi absolutely despise.

46. toi were not gifted with that artistic talent every one else seems to have, so all your fanart looks like kawaii stick figures.

47. When life stinks and all toi can do is watch animé 24/7

48. That incorrigible urge to reach out and just smother a character to pieces.

49. Getting run over par the feels train.

50. Going into jealous rage mode when your biggest animé crush interacts with anyone of the opposite sex.

51. Just . . . One . . . plus . . . Episode . . .

52. Having to work put an extremely complicated 'anime schedule' in order to watch everything toi want to watch.

53. When someone interrupts that schedule.

54. Being able to find every chapter of a manga, except the first one.

55. Those colored hairstyles never actually look that good in real life.

56. Watching so many animé at once that toi forget to come back to some,,and then feeling guilty because you've Lost your spot.

57. When toi see something that looks really good, but toi have no idea which animé it's from.

56. "It's just an animé . . ."
"DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!"

57. Not being sure if toi should rewatch your favori anime, ou start a new one.

58. When toi almost turn into a perv about a character, and then realize they're either way older than you, ou way younger than you.

59. Trying to sing alone to an opening theme, but there's no subtitles.

60. toi put off that last episode/chapter because toi can't face the fact that it's ending.

61. Seeing an amazing fanart of your least favori pairing and falling into a rage, because toi both adore the picture and despise it at the same time.

62. When someone walks in at the really awkward part of an anime.

63. Life isn't a Shoujo.

64. An animé character walks down the rue and gets transported to another dimension. toi walk down the rue . . . And that's it.

65. animé physics do not apply in real life.

To be continued . . .