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Chapter 1: animé middle school

Hundreds of animé characters rushed through the hallway trying to get to their suivant classes."damnit,where the hell is al,he's gonna be late for class again...." a sho- er I mean,fun sized blonde boy asked looking around the classroom.it was their seconde jour of 8th grade and their father,hoenheim had told them to try their hardest this year.even though he'd been a state alchemist for a whole an now(A/N: to all fma fans,this is an AU fic so all the characters still have parents and are 11-15 instead of 17 ou 20....),their parents still thought they needed a good education."sup pipsqueak?" Ed's half brother envy asked leaning on his bureau with a lollipop in his mouth."DON'T toi DARE CALL ME SHORT toi ANGROGEDOUS (sp?) BASTARD!!! And anyway,what're toi even doing here,this class is for exorcists alchemists and ninja...shouldn't toi be in class with your little boyfriend deidara?" Ed asked leaning back in his seat.envy blushed."h-hes not my boyfriend!! And I can go wherever I want,I'm a god damn Homunculus...." "ok then shouldn't toi be in the class across the hall,the one for bad guys....you know,demons,homunculi,akatsuki in training....hollows...." "shut up,alright since toi seem to care about your big brother so much,I'll just go...." envy a dit as the cloche, bell went off.he shape shifted into Kakashi and walked out of the room,so he wouldn't get in trouble for being out past class time."agh,annoying bastard...." "hey,edo-kun....got a pencil?" S boy with shaggy bluish black hair asked leaning across his desk."no rin,last time toi borrowed my pencil toi didn't give it back...." "agh fine I'll just borrow one from naruto....annoying squirt..." "WHO'RE toi CALLING SQUIRT YOU'RE NO TALLER THAN ME!! STUPID EXORCIST!!" "HALF PINT ATHEIST!!" "BLUE HAIRED MONKEY!!" "STINGEE (sp? XD) LITTLE PRI-" "BOTH OF toi SHUT THE HELL UP!!" The alchemy teacher shouted.they both nearly pissed themselves as they turned around."h-hai....sorry izumi-sensei...." izumi nodded and looked over at the exorcist teacher."arigato izumi....alright,like I a dit yesterday I am your exorcism teacher,adachi-sensei...." "and I am your shinobi instructor,kakashi hatake....." Kakashi said.kiba sighed and slumped in his siège quietly."alright now for attendence....rin okumura?" "Here!!" "Edward elric?" "here!!" "Alex louis Armstrong?" "HERE AND STRONGER THAN EVER,PERHAPS MY AMAZING PHYSIC WILL ENCOURAGE ALL OF toi TO WORK HARDE-" "ALEXANDER SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!" Alex's sister Olivia shouted from the back row.he sat down quickly."sitting down now...." he mumbled."a-anyway,naruto uzumaki?" "TATTEBYO!!" "Sheimi moriyama?" "Pr-present..." "hinata hyuga?" "H-here..." "Alphonse elric?" No answer."alright,absent....yet his older brother is present and accounted for...." *dannit al,where the hell are you?* Edward thought slumping down and running a hand through his bangs.

*meanwhile,with Alphonse elric*
"So toi promise you'll see me after school?"
"Of course mei-chan,I'd never lie to you.." "ok al-kun....I l’amour you...." a girl with two braided black pigtails a dit s’embrasser Alphonse on his cheek as she ran upstairs to her 8th grade alchemy class.al was also in 8th grade alchemy,but in the advanced class with his brother and a few exorcists.al sighed as he watched his girlfriend hurry up the stairs.the only reason they were late was because they had been making out so long they Lost track of time.al snapped out of his thoughts and ran to his own class with his pack slung over his shoulder."crap crap crap!! Nii-san is going to KILL ME..." Alphonse mumbled running down the hall.he brushed his blonde hair out of his golden eyes as he ran.

*outside,6th grade flying classes*
"Alright,now just do as I do and toi won't have a problem....watch closely now...." the teacher a dit slowly rising from his spot on the ground."wow that's awsome!!" Ichigo kurosaki shouted as he stared at his teacher with a gleam in his eyes."heh,yes now toi guys try...." the teacher a dit still floating calmly in the air."hehe...HEY TRUNKS LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME HEHEHE,I'M FLYING!!!" goten shouted flying upside down,trying to control his body,just to fly face first into the school."oww....that had to hurt....." "COME ON RYUKIA LET'S TRY TOGETHER!! toi TOO HITSUGIYA!!" ichigo shouted tugging his Friends shirts."ichigo please,we're not 11 anymore I don't think toi need to ye-" "SHUT UP AND FLY TOSHIRO!!" ichigo shouted tossing his friend in the air.orihime stood suivant to rukia and stared at the spikey orange haired boy."ichigo...." she mumbled blushing.she wanted to confess her l’amour to him but she was just too damn shy."orihime,ichigo's been your friend for years just ask the god damn kid out already...." rukia a dit running a hand through her hair."I....I would but..." "COME ON BUTTERCUP JUST ONCE!!" "NO WAY,I'M NOT WEARING A STUPID jupe TO GO ON SOME STUPID rendez-vous amoureux, date WITH STUPID BUTCH!!" "Buttercup,you just overused the word 'stupid'..." bubbles told her friend as they sat in a cercle in midair."agh...well whatever,I'm not going" she a dit pouting."ahhh.....that butch is so lucky he gets a girlfriend..." ichigo mumbled pouting."now's your chance chick,ho for it...." "b-bu-" "listen,guys are like birds....if toi get too close and too cocky you'll scare them off...NOW GO!!" Rukia shouted pushing her friend forward.orihime blushed harder as she bumped into him."itai!! salut watch where you- oh,hey orihime what's up?" He asked turning to face her."I....ichigo I...." "yeah?" "W.....well...." "what is it orihime spit it out!!!" "Ummm.....SEE YA IN CHEMISTRY!!" she shouted turning and running off.rukia sweatdrooped as ichigo looked confused."I DON'T HAVE CHEMISTRY,I ONLY HAVE CHEMISTRY.....wait a minute...."

*4th period,lunch time for 8th graders*

"*sigh* neh,wrath..." envy a dit looking at his brother as he shoveled pork into his mouth."hm?" He answered through a mouth full of food."deidara....he's hot isn't he?" Wrath blushed as he moved strands of his nappy dark hair from his eyes.he swallowed his food."you still crushin on him?" "Yeah but he's with sasori...just look at them..." envy a dit watching the long haired blonde stroke the smaller red head's hair as he layed in the blonde's chest."well maybe toi could get another girlfriend....what about izumo?" "She's with rin...." "ok,what about lucy?" "With natsu...." "erza?" "Gray fullbuster...." "sakura?" "With sasuke..." "hinata.." "naruto...." "nami?" "With luffy" "konan..." "nagato..." "bra?" "Goten..." "videl?" "Gohan..." "ok,what about winry?" "-_-" ELRIC..." "oh,r-right...well Jésus Christ I don't think there's any girl for yo-" "LUSTO CHAN!!" envy shouted so loud the whole cafeteria shut up."e-nv-" he rushed over and kissed her on the lips.lust blushed a dark red and closed her eyes happily.gluttony stared at them."lust....can I eat him?" He asked tugging on his uniform jupe and pointing at envy."hehe..that reminds me of something I would like to do to toi Britain....." France a dit looking at the boy across the table, tableau with rape in his eyes.Britain began to sweat heavily."YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME toi DAMN FROG!!" he shouted getting up and running off."OH COME ON,THEY EVEN a dit IT IN THE PAINT IT WHITE THAT WE l’amour EACH OTHER....sexually....YOU CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH MY BELOVED BRIT!!" France shouted chasing the British boy down the hall."YEAH,GO GET HIM toi FRENCHY BAGUETTE!! salut Japan,ya know what I want?" Japon sighed."is pa-" "PASSSSTTTTAAAAAAA!!!!!" Italy shouted so loud that even evny and lust stopped undressing each other on the table, tableau luffy goten trunks and ganta were sitting at."shiro....what the hell was that?" Ganta whispered to his pale friend."I dunno...but can I have your cookie?" He sighed and gave her his cookie."arigato...." she a dit biting into it like a rabbit."why am I even at school,I wanna be the pirate king not a 9th grader in a mixed high school and middle school....." luffy mumbled fixing the yellow baseball casquette, cap on his head,even though about 6 teachers had threatened him with detention if he didn't take it off.....which he didn't...."luffy,just shutup and eat will ya,I'm tired of hearing your fac-" "I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL THE FABULOUS GIRLS TO LOOK IN ON,DO toi KNOW HOW MANY PEEPING HOLES FOR PERVS THERE ARE IN THIS SCHOOL!?!" "SANJI SHUT THE HELL UP I'M TRYING TO EAT!!" nami shouted spitting nourriture on her perverted friend unintentionally."alright then....." "hey yukio pass me the salt?" "No..." "b....but why? I'm your big brother...." "you're also shorter than me...." "HAHA,HE GOT toi GOOD RIN!!" "SHUT UP FULLMETAL PIPSQUEAK,WHY DO THEY EVEN CALL toi THAT toi DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY DAMN AUTOMAIL ANYMORE!!!!" "I USED TO toi STUPID DEMON!!" "HALF PINT ALCHEMIST!!" "IDIOT!!" "MIDGET!!" "WHO'RE toi CALLING SHORT toi JEEEERRRRRKKKKK!!!!!" ed shouted running at rin and trying to kick him in the face,just to have rin pull out his sword and block the kick."COME AT ME BRO!!" "YOU BET I WILL toi BLUE HAIRED F#CK!!!"

To be continued....
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