Zetsu: roses are red, Kisame is blue
Screw this poem, I want to eat you!
Kisame: roses are red, Zetsu's a tool
Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.
Itachi: roses are red, I killed my whole clan
I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.
Sasori: roses are red, Barbie is plastic
So am I, and I think it's fantastic!
Deidera: roses are red, my art explodes
I'm into boys, do toi think it shows?
Kakuzu: roses are red, money is green
I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.
Hidan: roses are red, I like religion
I pray plus often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!
Konan: roses are red, I'm into origami
I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!
Pein: roses are red, I like my piercings
Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!
Tobi: roses are red, Deidera's arm went missing
When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice s’embrasser ...
Deidera: O.o ...ew.
Screw this poem, I want to eat you!
Kisame: roses are red, Zetsu's a tool
Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.
Itachi: roses are red, I killed my whole clan
I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.
Sasori: roses are red, Barbie is plastic
So am I, and I think it's fantastic!
Deidera: roses are red, my art explodes
I'm into boys, do toi think it shows?
Kakuzu: roses are red, money is green
I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.
Hidan: roses are red, I like religion
I pray plus often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!
Konan: roses are red, I'm into origami
I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!
Pein: roses are red, I like my piercings
Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!
Tobi: roses are red, Deidera's arm went missing
When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice s’embrasser ...
Deidera: O.o ...ew.
The Akatsuki hideout everyone is out looking for jinchuuriki's apart from Itach,Kisame,Sasori,Deidara and Tobi:
Deidara:So what did Itachi say he was cooking?
Tobi:Ooh,Deidara sempai,Deidara sempai,Tobi knows,Itachi a dit he was making sushi,Tobi is a good boy!
Deidara:*twitching left eye*Sure toi are,Tobi
Tobi:YAY,Deidara sempai,thinks Tobi is a good boy
Sasori:*thinking*Hmmmm I wounder where,Kisame,went?
(Itachi enters with a plate of sushi)
Itachi:Who wants sushi?
Tobi:ooh,Tobi,does!
Sasori:since when is sushi blue?
Deidara:Has anyone seen,kisame?
Deidara:So what did Itachi say he was cooking?
Tobi:Ooh,Deidara sempai,Deidara sempai,Tobi knows,Itachi a dit he was making sushi,Tobi is a good boy!
Deidara:*twitching left eye*Sure toi are,Tobi
Tobi:YAY,Deidara sempai,thinks Tobi is a good boy
Sasori:*thinking*Hmmmm I wounder where,Kisame,went?
(Itachi enters with a plate of sushi)
Itachi:Who wants sushi?
Tobi:ooh,Tobi,does!
Sasori:since when is sushi blue?
Deidara:Has anyone seen,kisame?