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posted by naruto12354
This is a funny picture of most the members Akatsuki members (boys)trying to get a girl friend and expressing themselves with pick up lines of doom .Each of them have a pick up line to suit there personality .I enjoyed looking at these and was amused at how funny they were.There was no Konan but that was probably because she was a girl but it would have been funny to see here with a pick up line .if your a Naruto patriot like me toi might not like it but I thinkits quite funny hope toi like it though...
 features pick up lines from Tobi,Deidara,Hidan,Kakazu,Itachi,Kisame,Zetsu,Nagato and Sasori hehehehehehehehehe
features pick up lines from Tobi,Deidara,Hidan,Kakazu,Itachi,Kisame,Zetsu,Nagato and Sasori hehehehehehehehehe
posted by SilentRevelry
Age: 17-18 in Part I; 20-21 in Part II
Partner: Kisame Hoshigaki
Seiyu: Hideo Ishikawa
Voice actor: Crispin Freeman, Skip Stellrecht (Naruto Episodes 29-30)

Itachi Uchiha (うちは イタチ, Uchiha Itachi?) is a missing-nin from Konohagakure and is partnered with Kisame Hoshigaki. During his time in Konoha, Itachi's prodigious talents and rapid development into a skilled ninja earned great attention from his family, the Uchiha clan. He eventually began to train under Madara Uchiha in secret, murdering his best friend, Shisui Uchiha, to gain the Mangekyo Sharingan. He soon joined forces with...
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posted by AlexWhittier
Kakuzu is very antisocial in nature. He cares nothing about people, except that he can take their hearts to extend his own lifespan and money they may be worth as a bounty. He has also killed numerous partners in the Akatsuki until he was partnered with Hidan, whom is immortal. Even then Kakuzu swears that he will find a way kill Hidan one day. Though Kakuzu appears to not have always been this way. He was once a powerful ninja from Takiagakure. After he had failed his mission to kill the first Hokage, his village shunned him and he responded par killing the village elders and taking their hearts....
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Kakuzu’s scream echoed throughout the halls of the Akatsuki. All of the members raced to where they heard the scream and found Kakuzu on the ground lying on his side in the fetal position.
    
“What happened? Did one of the tailed beasts escape their seal?” Pein asked.
    
“Is our headquarters under attack par enemy shinobi?” Konan asked.
    
“Did someone have donuts and wouldn’t share them?” Tobi asked.

The other members glared at Tobi for his question and Deidara dragged Tobi away par his ear. “No,” Kakuzu replied,...
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Chapter 10: pedo snake's replacement:enter good boy tobi!!

The suivant day,leader-sama called a meeting.I nearly pissed my pants when this venus flytrap popped out of the ground with blood running down the edges of his lips."WHAT THE HELL!?!"I shouted as I jumped into kisame's arms."relax kyo-chan,its only zetsu...." kisame a dit gently while patting my head."zet-who?" I asked confused. "I'm zetsu,I eat the remains of jinchuuriki host and serve as the group spy..." he explained. "Who're u?" He asked,sitting suivant to kakuzu. "I am kyoto toriyaka,the great great great great great granddaughter of the...
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posted by K5-HOWL
 Akatsuki leader Pein(scary but he has a goodside)
akatsuki leader Pein(scary but he has a goodside)
starring me as: Shisutaa/me
AND Hidanfan as: Sincarra
and the Akatsuki played par me and Hidanfan


Me: Ugh... *Lying on coutch having a major hang over*(ps my character is drunk and i don't drink in real life)
Pein: HIDAN!
Hidan:yeah?
Pein: Did u give her crack?*points at me*
Hidan: maybe.........
Pein: oh my god Hidan she's only 14!
Me: SHUDDUP! your making my head hurt.*groans*
Sincarra: ugh...Im sooo bored....wait,who gave who crack!?
Me:....Hidan......Me.
Sincarra: Hidan?HIDAN-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Hidan:I didnt do it sin!
Sincarra: Sin?!WTF!?Word play with my name!? Hidan:NOoooooo
Me: *falls to...
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posted by AlexWhittier
“Ahh!” Tobi awoken and realized he had a bad dream. He looked around his room and sighed. He tried to go back to sleep, but kept having the same nightmare. Tobi thought for a minute about what to do. “Of course. Senpai will help Tobi.” Tobi got out of his lit and walked out of his room to Deidara’s room across the hall and slowly opened the door. He tiptoed in quietly and snuck into Deidara’s bed. “Hopefully senpai won’t mind if Tobi sleeps with him.” Deidara turned over and slowly opened his eyes and saw Tobi’s mask inches away from his face. Deidara jumped out of lit yelling...
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posted by AlexWhittier
Hidan was running down a path that led to a nearby village. “S*** I’m late. Kakuzu is probably going to chienne about how I didn’t get there in time to help him.” “You have bigger things to worry about than that.” Hidan looked over to his left and saw a sound ninja wearing glasses. “Who the hell are you?” The sound ninja pushed his glasses up on his face and exclaimed, “My name is Kabuto and I believe toi will be coming with me.” Hidan laughed. “Like some nerdy ninja can take me.” Hidan grabbed his scythe and swung at Kabuto, cutting him in half instantly. “F***! This...
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posted by SilentRevelry
Partner: Formerly Deidara, Orochimaru before that
Seiyu: Takahiro Sakurai, Yutaka Aoyama (Hiruko), Akiko Yajima (as a child)

Sasori (サソリ, Sasori?) is a missing-nin from Sunagakure. After the death of his parents, Sasori was left in the care of his grandmother, Chiyo, who taught him all she knew about using puppets in battle. With his newfound knowledge he created puppets in his parents' likeness so that he could feel their love. Since they were only emotionless puppets, his attempt failed, and he left them behind upon leaving the village. Once joining Akatsuki he was paired with Orochimaru,...
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Main Goal: Although some members joined Akatsuki to further their own goals, all are united in Akatsuki's ultimate goal of gaining domination over the Shinobi world.[1] The leader, Pain, has created a three-step process to work their way towards this goal.[2] First, they plan to obtain a large amount of money to support their organization.[2] Second, they plan to set up a mercenary group loyal only to Akatsuki.[3] To build their reputation, they plan to accept any mission below the usual cost and operate off of the excess funds earned in the first part of their plan.[3] Because there haven't...
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When people hear "Akatsuki Pairing" they usually think of the following:
1.SasoDei
2.KakuHida
3.ItaKisa...or any plus toi can think of


Many fans are proud to think of some members as lovers.They like to beleive that against all odds,they found a way to be together. However,there is just one problem:The Fangirls(or Guys).Usually they judge yaoi fans,especially when the pairing involves the member they love.

"_____ is MINE!
That would NEVER happen!
Not with MY _____-kun!"

These are some of the responses we here from fans.I am a Deidara fan,but when I see yaoi lemons with him and another member,I...
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posted by SasoriLV
When Itachi Loved Pickles

Itachi loved his pickles,

more than any other dared.

He ate them with pleasure everyday,

without a single care.

He crunched into them slowly,

and savored every bite.

Then drank the acide, sure juice,

and did so with delight.

His fingers smelled of vinegar,

his hair in disarray.

For all he ever did in life,

was eat pickles everyday.

His mouth began to turn bright green,

from his teeth unto his tongue.

His life was seeming out the door,

and then the door cloche, bell rang.

There stood an elderly woman,

with hair so stiff and gray.

She gave Itachi a smile and said,

"Hello sir, good day."

Itachi stared at...
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posted by K5-HOWL
Deidara (デイダラ) was the youngest member of Akatsuki, and was partnered par Sasori and Tobi, consecutively, before his death.

Contents [show]
1 Background
2 Personality
3 Part II
3.1 Rescue Gaara arc
3.2 Three-Tails Arrival arc
3.3 Hunt for Itachi arc
4 Abilities
4.1 Exploding Clay
4.2 Eye Enhancement
5 Trivia
6 citations
7 References

BackgroundDeidara was originally from Iwagakure, although he readily abandoned the village for the opportunity of using his "art" plus frequently, as his village ridiculed him for it. Deidara became an assassin bombardier for hire, not caring who he worked with...
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posted by AlexWhittier
Five coffins shot out of the ground. The lids slowly fell down revealing Nagato, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi. Suddenly the bodies awaken.

Deidara steps vers l'avant, vers l’avant and looks around saying, “Where am I?” He looks to his left and sees Sasori in a coffin and Kakuzu to the right of him. “Oh no,” Deidara said, “I’ve been buried alive un! This is my worst nightmare come true un.”

“Shut up brat,” Sasori said, “If toi were buried alive then toi wouldn’t be above ground.”

Deidara stared at Sasori for a moment. He then reached vers l'avant, vers l’avant and poked Sasori’s face. Sasori grabbed...
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posted by AlexWhittier
The sun rose gently over a colline as Zetsu sprinkled water over several fleurs and birds chirped a beautiful melody. Zetsu began to speak to himself. “This is a beautiful morning. Yes quite. Absolutely nothing could ruin it.” “Yo Zetsu! What the f*** are toi doing?” Zetsu turned around and mumbled to himself. “Except that.” The birds flew away out of fear of Hidan’s shouting. Hidan looked at Zetsu’s garden with disgust. “These are some pretty ugly weeds toi got here pal.” “We are not your pal. Now if toi don’t mind We’d like to continue with our gardening.” Hidan...
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Chapter 8: kyo-chan and sharky-kun:father and adopted daughter?

"Gotcha!!" I shouted as I grabbed kisanes neck in piggyback form.we had gone to the plage for vacation.me and kisame had just finished training,so we played in the ocean."not quite,kid.." he disappeared."a substitution jutsu!" I exclaimed. I looked around.*left,right,down,above..." I thought. Were the heck was kisame? "RAAAAAARRR!!!" he shouted as he popped out of the water and pushed me under.it wasn't to long,though until he pulled me back up.he threw me up into the air and caught me." Now I got u..." he said. I laughed as he...
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posted by AlexWhittier
Deidara’s obsession for his art is perhaps his most notable personality trait. He seems to view each and every bomb he creates as a piece of art and a significant accomplishment in its own right. He left his accueil village of Iwagakure, because they disapproved of the techniques he developed. He hated Itachi for defeating his art, and even developed C4 clay and trained his left eye to counter genjutsu for the purpose of defeating Itachi someday. Deidara even once exclaimed to Sasuke in their fight that Sasuke had no respect for his art and that it made Deidara want to kill him. He even seems...
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posted by SilentRevelry
Partner: Formerly Sasori

Orochimaru is a missing-nin from Konohagakure. After he defects from Konoha he joins Akatsuki and is paired with Sasori. Once Itachi Uchiha does the same, Orochimaru attempts to use one of his abilities to forcefully take control of Itachi's body. Itachi repels his effort and severs his hand as punishment, forcing Orochimaru to flee the organization in defeat. Upon leaving he takes his severed hand and the ring he wore on it with him. Because of this, as well as the fact that he had intimate knowledge of Akatsuki's secrets and plans, the members of Akatsuki began making every effort possible to find and eliminate him.
posted by SilentRevelry
Partner: Formerly Hidan

Kakuzu (角都, Kakuzu?) is a missing-nin from Takigakure and Hidan's partner. He is a greedy individual, prioritizing things in terms of how much they are worth and finding money to be the only thing that he can depend on. Kakuzu's favori source of income is collecting bounties, and he has even memorized the worth and information on some of the plus dangerous targets. Due to this view of money, Kakuzu refers to himself as the "Treasurer of Akatsuki", though it is unknown if this is an actual position. Despite finding Akatsuki to be a good source of income, Kakuzu...
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posted by AlexWhittier
“Shouldn’t Kakuzu be here par now un?” Hidan looked over at Deidara. “It’s not my f****** fault old stitch face is late. Besides I can think of someone else’s partner who I’d prefer was late.” Hidan pointed at Tobi who was chasing a butterfly. Deidara became annoyed. “Tobi! Stop playing with that papillon un!” Tobi looked at Deidara. “I wasn’t playing with it senpai. I was scaring it. Tobi was being a good boy.” “Ugh,” Deidara grabbed Tobi and dragged him over, “one of these days Tobi un.” Kakuzu was now strolling down the street. Hidan saw him. “Well look...
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