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Okay, so originally, I was going to review The Leprechaun instead, but the reason why it changed was because I was able to watch Halloween in a movie theatre, where it showed the original film in high quality. I know I already reviewed Halloween, but that was years ago. Also, be honest with yourself, do toi really want to see a review of the fucking Leprechaun, movie? The most interesting thing about it is that Leprechaun 2 has the most in-depth Wikipedia plot I have ever seen for a movie and it’s for Leprechaun 2. So yeah, let’s talk about 1978’s Halloween



In Illinois, 1963, a young boy par the name of Michael Myers kills his sister and is put into a psychiatric ward. Fast vers l'avant, vers l’avant to 1978, and Michael has escaped from his asylum and is prowling the streets of Haddonfield, Illinois, stalking the young teens, one in particular being Laurie Strode, played par Jamie Lee Curtis in her first role of the populaire franchise. Now Dr. Loomis, Michael’s psychiatrist, must find him before he starts his killing spree. Nowadays, a film about a mentally unstable slasher is pretty common, but in 1978, where such a thing was never like this before. Mix that with the incredible camera work and the subtle use of seeing Michael Myers in the background also helped to give the movie a very uncanny feeling.
If Scream was the film that brought the slasher films into the mainstream in the modern age, then Halloween was the grandfather that set the rules and brought about the famous tropes that we know about the slasher genre today. And yet, despite it all, there is very little gore in this movie. Half of the characters are killed off par means that don’t draw blood. toi may see a stream of blood coming from wound, but no dismemberment, no decapitations, none of that. Sure, compared to other slasher genres with a bigger budget, this may seem lame in comparison, but the movie makes up for it for it’s build up. Each moment, when the famous musique of the film plays, your just looking around the screen, wondering where Michael Myers is looming about, be it from in a station wagon ou be it from behind clothes hanging to dry. And that lovely score is always there to remind toi of that. But it’s best toi mostly focus on that. If toi try to listen to character conversations in the background while it is montrer Michael on the move, it will sound like they are stalling just for white noise.
Being a John Carpenter film, a man who I think is an amazing member of the horror film industry, toi can see some of his touches in the film. The characters in the movie even watch The Thing from Another World, which is a film that John Carpenter has remade with his 1982 classic, The Thing. But let’s talk about Michael himself, this films Freddy ou Jason. Seen as one of the greatest of slasher movie villains, Michael is dead silent, wears a mask to hide his identity, and is pretty indestructible. He can survive getting stabbed and shot six times and falling off a seconde story balcony and still survive. Eventually, the sequel, Halloween 2, killed him off, and started with Halloween 3: Season of the Witch, in order to start a new series, as it was planned to be a series of different horror stories. But the public demanded plus Michael and here we are now, a ton of shit movies, two bad remakes, and a new sequel that redcons everything but the first movie, which I guess is something good, but not much.
Halloween is a real classic in the slasher genre. It may not have the violence for gore hounds, but the suspense, the build up, and the pay off are all so well timed that it makes this one of the best films out there. I’m sure if toi want, toi can catch it on TV around October. They play it all the time. It’s like A Christmas Story but for October. They always play it. Give the movie a try. It’s worth it
Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a fan of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a fan of Harry Potter… the livres anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great livres that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, toi wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the auteur states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...
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Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? toi mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, salut Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... salut Orca.
Orca: So, toi want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for toi to teach me a new déplacer so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's slip, caleçons says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minutes of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....
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Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five minutes Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, toi don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, toi can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim pistolets at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos...
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CANNIBAL WEREWOLF

Cannibalism. It's very rare these days, not very often, do we see the event of people eating other humans, for the for strong hunger, ou simply cautiously, of what it's like. But one man, Davis Madden, is a Cannibal, and he takes pride in it. He is a very horrorible man, and is very hungry. But because Cannibalism is most likely illegal, he is usually on the run. However he eventually made a pack of cannibals, lead par him. Now they are searching around, looking for unfortunate victims. They found their way into a small village.

Joining the night, they all had knives and hatchets,...
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Now, if toi know me, toi know that I watch Abridged series. One of my favoris would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made par TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....
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posted by windwakerguy43
Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

The following is a non profit fan based parody. Sonic X is owned par 4Kids and the Sonic Team. Please support the official release

Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did toi hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...
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Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There toi are, toi fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... toi hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill toi all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...
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JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally Lost his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...
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Hello everyone, I am your host, Windwakerguy430, I am here to montrer toi memes from all over the internet and I shall decide if the meme is Fine ou Foul. Today, we will be looking at the famous entity known only as Slender Man. Now, before we can talk about Slender Man, we need to talk about the origin of how he became just a picture to one of the biggest internet celebrity. On a forum known as Something Awful, a user posté a picture of a group of kids with an odd looking man in the back. The titre of the photo was known as Slender Man. Since then, he started getting plus and plus famous.
The...
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How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving minutes Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when toi write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at par his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...
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(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making toi vomit, its making toi fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....
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Wind: Okay, I know toi guys are mad, but-
Link: Your damn right were mad
Wind: Well, that’s good to hear. But, I really need to get going and-
Tetra: Oh no. You’re not going anywhere until toi tell us why it took a whole fucking mois to make another After Adventure episode.
Wind: Well, I could tell you….. but, there is some a job toi need to do, so bye
Link: A job, toi think we’ll get money for it
Tetra: I’m not sure. I guess we’ll have to check
(Some Time Later)
Link: Okay, where is the treasure. I followed that guys map
(Flashback)
Link: Hey, where is the treasure
Ho-Ho: I SPY WITH MY LITTLE...
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Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And par treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a cartouche lying on the table, tableau written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, a dit Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...
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Here’s another list, because twenty Lost games wasn’t enough. There was way too much games that were Lost for several reasons. You’d think that in this jour and age, it would be hard to lose a game with the level of internet access we have. But no, there are still hundreds of games out there, that never made it to consoles, and probably will stay that way. There was just way too much to leave out, I just had to make a seconde list, continuing the discussion on Lost video games that were either eventually found, have some evidence of their existence, ou are so obscure, toi probably wouldn’t...
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Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the fans tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. toi don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...
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Yet another fanfic about a montrer I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A montrer in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at populaire stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the montrer named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...
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What do toi get when toi take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... toi get Dipper Goes to taco Bell
You can tell just from lire that titre that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off par saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the montrer a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the montrer is, ou who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this montrer yet. Anyway, the fanfic...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Hello, everyone, and welcome to another edition to Whatever Happened To... , where we look at gaming’s biggest flops, failures, and flub ups. And today, we’re all bitches! According to gaming’s biggest burnout, John Romero. And anyone who knows about worst games ever, knows exactly what we’re gonna be talking about. The N64 hype disaster, 2000s Daikatana.



Daikatana is an infamous game, for many reasons, and follows the story of feudal Japon in the future, rival clans, and the evil sword that is way lamer than Soul Edge, Daikatana. Before we talk about what a steaming pile of cow...
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Okay, let me just get this out of the way, right now. The Devilman run is one of the silliest things I think I've ever seen. I can't handle looking at this without laughing. It's the stupidest thing ever and I l’amour it. But, that aside, let us discuss the Netflix original anime, Devilman: Crybaby, and why people have gotten so excited when talking about it.



Devilman: Crybaby is a ten episode Netflix original anime. Now, there haven't been much Netflix original animes. Including this one, there's about... three.... One of them being Neo Yokio. Oh, now that's true terror. Anyway, Devilman:...
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