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*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if toi aren’t too busy, maybe we could go and have a talk once you’re done with work?
Mikey: A talk?
Sally: Yeah. I know this great place we can go
Mikey: Huh. Alright, toi have me intrigued, Sal. I’ll see toi later tonight then
*Sally gave a smile, and though it was half-hearted, it looked genuine to Mikey*
Sally: I look vers l'avant, vers l’avant to it

*Mambo sat in a car with Tom Dooley, looking out at a bar that was a regular place for the Jailhousers. Tom, nervously at the wheel of the car, turned to Mambo*
Tom: Are toi sure this will work? What if they know it’s us
Mambo: Don’t worry, Tom. We got this. I’ll be the one doing the talking- Well, something along the lines of talking- and toi don’t need to worry about anything else. We just gotta take them to the hotel that Johnny’s waiting at and be on our way
Tom: Y-Yeah. S-sure thing, Mambo
*Though Tom was still shaking with fear, as if he were freezing, Mambo was calm, and prepared for anything. He watched as a single Jailhouser stepped out from the bar, rubbing the side of his head. He was walking towards the alleyway, ready to light a smoke. It was that moment they were waiting for. Tom slowly drove the car up to the alleyway, the headlights on for them to see. One the car came to a stop, the Jailhouser took immediate notice. Mambo stepped out of the car, holding a blackjack in his hand. The Jailhouser took the cigarette out of his mouth and spoke up*
Jailhouser: What the fuck are toi looking at?
*Mambo didn’t say a word as he walked up to him. The Jailhouser took immediate notice of the blackjack and ran toward Mambo, ready to balançoire, swing at him. Though his fist was fast and hard, Mambo had prepared for it and ducked under the punch, before he brought himself back up and swung the blackjack over the Jailhousers head, knocking him to the ground. His vision was dazed, and his head was pounding. Mambo swung his leg, the toe of his shoe striking the Jailhouser in the side of the head and knocking him to the cold ground. Mambo gave a sigh as he grabbed the Jailhouser par the collier of his uniform and dragged him to the car. He gave a nod and a smile to Tom*
Mambo: Alright. Let’s head for Heartbreak Hotel, Tom

*Mikey and Sally sat at a table, tableau at Fat Boy Frankie’s. Though Sally was enjoying herself, Mikey couldn’t help but ask the question that was on his mind*
Mikey: A Fat Boy Frankie’s?
Sally: Yeah. That isn’t a problem, is it?
Mikey: No, of course not. Just didn’t take toi as someone who eats fast food. I saw toi as plus of a classy lady
Sally: Hey, I may look classy, but I ain’t as gracious as my appearance makes me out to be, Mike. Much like you. A nice guy like you, working at the Blue Moon Casino
Mikey: Yeah, it’s a little weird, I know. It was just the only place hiring at the time
Sally: Still, that place? It’s such a drag. It looks depressing as all hell, too
Mikey: It’s not all bad. Pay’s good, and the other people there are good company
Sally: What about the guy who’s running it. I hear that Old King Cole is an enigma of itself. No one ever gets to meet him and those that do don’t talk about him. You’re not like other people, are you, Mikey?
*Mikey felt a little nervous at the question. He knew exactly why no one talks about Nate Cole, but he also didn’t want to disappoint Sally, so he just a dit the best thing he could*
Mikey: Cole’s a hard ass, yeah, and the quiet type, but he means well. He helps those that help him. Let’s just leave it at that. He doesn’t like being talked about
Sally: I see
*Mikey looked down at his plate. He felt like such a fool, leaving it at that. It turned the atmosphere into that of dead silence and awkwardness*

*Heartbreak Hotel, a high class l’amour hotel where no questions are asked and where even the dirtiest fantasies can be made into a reality. And it was also a place for gang interrogations and tortures without worry from the staff. Inside Room 13, a room regularly used par Baddoni goons, Mambo, Tom, Johnny, and five other Baddoni men, were watching the horrific display. The Jailhouser they had collected, was tied to a chair, stripped of his chemise and veste and shoes and left with only his boxeur, boxer shorts. “Keep A Knockin’” was playing to drown out the groans of pain from the Jailhouser. Johnny backed up a bit, holding the bat in his head, ready for a accueil run swing, and swung it, striking the Jailhouser hard in the head. Three of his teeth were missing, his nose was broke, and his left eye was crushed. His face and torso was made a dark blue from the multiple bruises all over him. Johnny tapped the haut, retour au début of the bat against the Jailhousers head as he spoke in a threatening voice*
Johnny: I’m tired of asking you, toi motherfucker! Who is the one in charge of the Jailhousers?!
Jailhousers: P-Phuccckh yuuu
Johnny: Fuck me?! Fuck you!
*Johnny raised his bat in the air, ready to smash his head in, before his momentum was stopped. He turned to see Mambo holding the bat in his hand, stopping him from moving it. Mambo reached to his side, grabbing a bottle of liquor and finishing it off, before he looked at Johnny and spoke calmly*
Mambo: Boss, if toi keep this up, you’ll only kill him. Let me try interrogating him a bit
Johnny: Yeah, sure. I need a break
*Johnny pulled the bat out of Mambo’s grasp before he went to take a seat. Mambo looked down at the bottle in his hand before he spoke to the Jailhouser, being plus calm than Johnny*
Mambo: Listen, kid. You’re about, what, nineteen? Eighteen? toi ran away from accueil to rejoindre a gang, thought it would be cool. Sorry, but it isn’t what films make it out to be, kid. Gangs don’t like to play games with each other. So, how about toi tell us who your boss is and we’ll let toi be on your way
*Mambo’s response was a wad of bloody spit spat onto his left cheek. The Jailhouser’s lips dripped from blood as he looked at Mambo. Mambo wiped the bloody saliva from his cheek with his sleeve. He stood up, and turned away from the Jailhouser, before swinging his bottle against his face, smashing it to pieces, the strong force knocking the chair that the Jailhouser was tied to back and sending him crashing to the floor. Mambo set the piece of the bottle that remained on intact gently on the floor and grabbed the Jailhouser par his greasy hair, forcing the intact piece into his mouth. Mambo stood up and spoke again*
Mambo: I’d ask if toi are ready to talk, but I wouldn’t know anyway with your mouth full
*With that, Mambo raised his foot into the hair and stomped on the man’s head, the shards of glass cutting into his mouth. Glass was forced in between his teeth, shards slicing his tongue apart and his mouth began to bleed even more. He coughed from the sensation, groaning in agony. Mambo turned to the team and spoke, still calm*
Mambo: Does anyone have another bottle I can use?
*The Jailhouser coughed before he turned his head to the gang*
Jailhouser: K-King!
Mambo: Pardon?
Jailhouser: Our bossh is…. King
Mambo: What does he look like
Jailhouser: I… I don’t knooow. I jush wanna go home, pleash
Johnny: Kinh, huh?
*Johnny leaned back in his chair, using a handkerchief to wipe the sweat beading from his forehead. He turned to the five other guys and nodded. One of them stood up from the chair and walked over to the Jailhouser. Hoping that he would go home, the Jailhouser was only met with a handgun in the man’s head. Trying to scream for help, his screams were silenced par the bullet that was lodged in his head. Johnny gave a sigh and spoke up*
Johnny: This is it, boys. It’s time for a war

*Another Jailhouser had stepped out of the bar, heading to the alleyway for a smoke. As he turned down the alleyway, he could see a single figure at the end, sitting against the wall. It was hard to see in the dark of the night, so the Jailhouser flicked his lighter to get a good look. He walked slowly forward, noticing a trail of blood leading towards the man. He walked closer and closer, until he saw the sight of someone’s barefoot, and then finally, the horrid sight was laid in front of him. One of his own, the Jailhouser that was taken, was in front of him, the bruises now black and the blood staining his body, with a single message carved into his chest that read, “GREASER SCUM”

Sally: toi what!?
*A meeting had been set up with Johnny and everyone in the gang. What had happened was truly a problem between everyone. Many people had disapproved of what Johnny had done to start this war, and many others were terrified of what the end results would be. Johnny sat at the front of the room, bat in hand, as he defended his actions*
Johnny: Don’t toi see, Sally. We got my dad’s killer. That fucker, King, is the one responsible for all this. I’m going to get that fucker if it kills me
Sally: What if it kills everyone else here, Johnny?! The police already know about the dead Jailhouser. The Jailhousers aren’t above killing to protect yourselves. This isn’t about justice anymore. This is a gang war you’ve created
Johnny: And if any of those fuckers get in my way, they’ll die to. I just want King, but I’ll make room for anyone trying to stop me
Sally: What about everyone else? They don’t want to be here! toi aren’t even trying to run a business anymore!
Johnny: Fuck the businesses and fuck everyone else, Sally! If that’s what it takes to get revenge, than so be it!
Sally: You’ve Lost it, Johnny! You’re crazy, do toi understand. Your dad wouldn’t-
Johnny: My dad’s dead, Sally! All because he wanted to be a crime lord. I don’t care about this fucking business. If any of toi want to get out of here right now, then do it right the fuck now! Otherwise, shut the fuck up and wait for orders!
*The entire room went silent. Johnny’s words were harsh and honest. At his words, large groups began to walk out of the meeting room. In less than ten seconds, already a majority of the Baddoni goons had left. All that was left was Sally, Mambo, and Tom. Sally stood there, disgusted at Johnny’s words, before she spoke up*
Sally: I’m going to find Chuck’s killer. But I’m not going to let toi destroy yourself. If I find anything, I’ll let toi know
*With that said, Sally walked out of the room. Johnny sat down at the chair in his desk, giving a heavy sigh before he looked at the five men left in the room*
Johnny: The fuck are toi all still doing here?
Tom: W-Well, Johnny, we’ve been Friends since grade school, and I’d feel like a real piece of shit if I just walked out and let toi deal with this on your own
Mambo: And I’ve always been loyal to the Baddoni Family. I won’t stop now
*Johnny gave a tired sigh, his hands over his face before he gave a light chuckle at the two*
Johnny: Dumbasses. That’s what I l’amour about toi two. You’re both so stubborn and always wanting to help us out. Alright, well, if we’re going to be in a gang war, then we’ll need all the help we can get. I was hoping I’d never have to call this group of disgusting sacks of shit, but I got no other choice. I’m gonna have to call the Isley Family.

*Santo rushed over to the phone. He brushed his unkempt brown hair that went down to his shoulders out of his eyes as he spoke*
Santo: Hello, this is the Isely Family, Santo speaking
Johnny: Santo, it’s Johnny. From the Baddonis
Santo: The Baddonis. Now, I didn’t think you’d ever need our services again. Whatever do toi need?
Johnny: I need toi and the whole family over here at once, Santo
Santo: The whole family? Well, that may be a problem. toi see, our youngest sibling, Little Teddy, suffered a bit of an accident just the jour prior
Johnny: I take it he tried to get out of the family business
Santo: Oh, of course. Mabalane and Buddy took care of him, though
Johnny: You’re a bunch of sick fuckers, toi know that
Santo: In this business, we’re all sick in the head
Johnny: Just be here. This is important. It’s about a gang war
Santo: Oh, a gang war. Eddy and the Twins will l’amour to hear about that
Johnny: Good, good. Be here par suivant week, understand?
Santo: Of course, Johnny. See toi then, dear boy
*Santo hung the phone up, as he made his way down the hall. He walked down the halls of a pristine mansion, admiring the sights of it. It was practically shining with cleanliness, before he turned to the right, a horrifying sight awaiting. Maids, butlers, and bodyguards, ou what was left of them, strewn across the halls, their blood spilled out onto the floor, splattered along the walls, and staining their uniforms. Santo opened one of the doors to see two people at the end. One of them was a young man, about in his early twenties, wearing a school boy uniform, his black hair combed to the left. suivant to him was a girl that looked almost like him, facial expressions and all, her black hair reaching down to her legs. suivant to them was a middle aged man, tied to a chair, naked, his penis exposed. His fingers were all sliced in half, as well as his cheeks, his tongue, and his ears. Santo held his arms behind his back and spoke up*
Santo: Buddy, Mabalane, are toi about done. We were tasked to kill him
Buddy: But it’s plus fun to do it this way
*As Buddy spoke, he took out a pair of large scissors and slowly pushed it up the man’s nostrils. They slid up slowly, before stopping. He pulled the scissors open, his nose expanding, almost tearing as he opened them plus and more, before forcing them closed so suddenly, slicing through the inside of the man’s nostrils, a stream of blood pouring from both nostrils. The man groaned in pain as the scissors were pulled out*
Mabalane: Good one, Buddy. But I think I can do better
*Mabalane took one blade from her pair of scissors and slowly slid it into the man’s urethra, the blade expanding it, before she closed the scissor, slicing his penis open, blood dripping from it and onto the floor as the man started to convulse. Mabalane jumped in the air with joy*
Mabalane: He’s gone into shock. I win, I win!
Buddy: I thought we agreed not to go for the penis. toi just cheat
Mabalane: Aw, is someone a sore loser?
*Buddy swung his scissors at Mabalane’s eye, before she grabbed his wrist, aiming her scissors at his throat*
Buddy: You’re nothing but a stupid cheating bitch!
Mabalane: And you’re just a sore loser fuckface!
Santo: Enough, toi two! toi both tied, so leave it at that
*The two looked at each other, angry, before they turned and nodded to Santo*
Mabalane and Buddy: Whatever toi say, Big Brother Santo
Santo: Where’s Eddy, he should have been done with clean-up par now
*As he spoke, a rather large man stepped into the room, holding onto the naked corpse of one of the maids, her breasts exposed, as well as her entrance, a pool of blood dripping from underneath her legs, coming from her entrance, which was surrounded par teeth marks. The sight was enough to make even Santo sick before he spoke to Eddy*
Santo: Eddy, toi didn’t bite her again, did you?
Eddy: S-Sorry, Big Bro. S-she struggled. I just couldn’t help myself
Santo: Nevermind that, Eddy. Listen, we got a call from the Baddoni Family
*At the name, Buddy and Mabalane were already excited, though Eddy was not familiar with the name*
Santo: Let’s go collect our money for the job here and we’ll take a trip to New York at once. We’ve got even plus bloodshed waiting for us, guys!
SEASON 1 Episode 10:

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?

Derpy: What's the big deal?

Saten: He's nuts. Don't toi remember when I first met him.

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CUTAWAY:

Saten: (a an ou two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?

Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)

Saten: (starting going in).

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought toi were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword:...
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100: Repo! The Genetic Opera



99: The Room
98: Monsters, Inc.
97: Cloverfield
96: Adventures of Tintin
95: Hobo with a Shotgun
94: Watchmen
93: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
92: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
91: Caroline
90: Army of Darkness



89: Kick-Ass
88: Despicable Me
87: Zombieland
86: Land of the Dead
85: Goldeneye
84: District 9
83: Monster House
82: Tropic Thunder
81: King Kong
80: American Psycho



79: Dawn of the Dead
78: The Thing
77: Beauty and the Beast
76: The Road to El Dorado
75: Inglorious Bastards
74: Cast Away
73: The Incredibles
72: The Corpse Bride
71: Lemony Snicket’s Series of...
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~Story~

The story follows Benedict, a young aged man who is sent to Purgatory, which looks like a simple 1960’s town, but with dead souls who resemble the deaths they faced. Benedict is soon met with Death, a simple entrepreneur who is unable to find out anything about Benedict, and can not find out if he is meant to go to Heaven ou Hell. However, Death asks Benedict to try and do some good in Purgatory. However, the downside is, unlike earth, Purgatory is not at all safe, as people could be plucked out of it immediately par either an Angel ou a demon, and that it is also accueil to the Seven...
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Now, I was always a gamer. Even when I was 7. However, I wasn’t as Rebelle while playing games as I am now when I was 7. So, toi can imagine that their were a lot of terrifying things. So, I am going to tell toi all the things in games that scared me as a kid. Now, these are all going to be games I played when I was only 7. So, I am not going to put any of the horror games on this list. Also, no Giygas, ou Mimi, because those would be too obvious. Sorry. And with all that said, lets start the list

 Boulders
Boulders


#10: Boulders from Crash Bandicoot - Yes, that’s right, I was such a wuss back...
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Chuck: (Sitting in room, with TV on)
Anchorman: And, in a turn of events, some serious shit went down in Fortune City. And I mean SHIT! Like "Holy crap, dozens of people are dying and no one is doing a damn thing" kind of shit. We will go to our field reporter, Rebecca Chan, who has plus on this crazy shit.
Rebecca: It is revealed that the zombies were released par someone, as an act of terrorism. The following video shows a man who we can not see his face at all, but, for story reasons, we will just assume its Chuck Greene.
Chuck: Oh, they a dit my name again. Man, I am real populaire today.
Rebecca:...
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Now, I have played lots of horror games on the internet. There was Slender: The Arrival with its jump scares and Corpse Party with its psychological horror. But there is a game that mixes both of these together. That game is Five Nights at Freddy's.
Now, this game, is horrifying. And for once, in a good way. It has a lot of good backstory, and the plot is neat, and the actual gameplay is well done. But what really amazed me was the horror of the game. It has both jump scares and psychological horror. I won't talk about the jump scares much, but plus of the psychological horror, as the animatronics...
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Okay... This fanfic is so bad and so poorly written... That its just funny. The fanfic I am talking about, is Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
Believe of ou not.... Okay, no one, not even myself, believes this, but Gordon Freeman actually has relatives. He has a dad named Henry and a brother named John. This fan fiction is all about how Henry saved a city with his son. Sounds promising, so how could they fuck it up... Well, how about some of the worst spelling and grammar in the entire world. I swear, its as if this fanfiction was written par a first grader. In fact, I should just montrer you...
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It doesn’t take a lot to get my interest in some games. One of the most likely things that can sell me on a game is how good the art is. And it’s real damn good to see a game that has been carefully drawn, picture par picture, all to get down the perfect animation. And no game has ever gotten that style of hand drawn animation for each character like the classic Skullgirls.
Skullgirls is one of my favori fighting games out there simply for hte style, but I like it for other reasons too, of course. Skullgirls takes place in a sort of 1930s esque city, where a fabled McGuffin known...
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~Part 1: Blue Moon~

(A silent night, snow falling from the sky, as a man walked down an alleyway. There was no sound. Nothing but the noises of someone running and panting, almost screaming. The running stopped, but the screaming was only plus frequent, as the mysterious man at the end of the alley walked into the frame, blocking path. In his hand, a tommy gun, with a drum at the side, held in his right hand, before lifting it into both hands. The figure screamed and panicked, trying to find an escape, but to no avail. It was only when the gun was fired did any light shine on the figure. A dirty,...
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Narrator: Are toi looking for a dark, edgy, and serious anime. Well than get the hell out of here, because Death Note: The Re-Bridged is not for you. This time, we got plus suspense.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, ou two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got plus action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, ou you’re cul, ass is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
link
Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! ou don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
Best of SATEN TWIST: (Heroic Hothead/Reformed drunk/AppleJack's husband)

AJ: (shortly after s’embrasser him on the lips) There's somethin' ah've been meaning ta tell ya.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would toi Kiss me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the bière still on the lamp table, tableau suivant to we're their sitting)

AJ: (nuzzling Saten lovingly)
Saten: Huh.. That's so adorable, your like a cat. Only cuter....
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Nate: (In car with Chris)
Chris: Are toi sure its a zombie outbreak
Nate: Chris, take a look outside (Points at person getting eaten par zombie) How do toi explain that
Chris: Well, this is New York. Lots of crazy crap happens. Maybe he's a drug pusher
Nate: CHRIS
Chris: Okay, okay, so it is a zombie outbreak. But, how am I supposed to deal with that. Zombie's are not normal
Nate: Oh, they are now
Chris: Where are we going anyway
Nate: Well, first, we need to get Emma
Chris: toi mean that annoying chienne with her breasts being the only thing good about her
Nate: Chris, just shut up before I kick toi out...
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When I a dit I was going to review No plus Heroes 2, I meant it. When I discussed the précédant game, I did mention that I may ou may not review it. I a dit that because, wow, I have to pay double the price of the original game for NMH2. But, in the end, I did it anyway. Because I’m a sad person. But, regardless, here it is. This is a game no one expected would be made. No plus Heroes seemed like such a niche game that was fun, but nothing to warrant a sequel. But, low and behold, here it is: No plus Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle.



~Story~

Now, toi all know that I l’amour the first No plus Heroes...
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Hello, everyone. And welcome to Hidden Gems, where we take a look at games that have fallen into obscurity that no one has heard of, and see if those games deserved to be forgotten of it they should be plus well known. And for the first episode of Hidden Gems, I want to talk about one of the best and most beloved obscure games out there. We all known Ubisoft for making games such as Assassin’s Creed, Far Cry, and a bunch of very buggy and untested games. But when less populaire games, they seem to be less buggy and plus fun, such as games like No plus Heroes, Red Steel, and today’s game,...
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When I was taking Topical Literature classes back in my junior an of high school, we had this assignment where we had to watch a neo noir film and write down what we can find about the characters and the settings that give it that feeling. There was one movie I chose out of all of the. Mainly due to the fact that I have had a long history of enjoying this movie very much, for it’s dark setting, and it’s disturbingly creative villain… Not sure why I brought up my school assignments into this, but anyway, let’s talk about Silence of the Lambs… Oh, that’s why I talked about it. Because...
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I like to think of myself as a pioneer when it comes to gaming, going beyond the boundaries to try and discover what lies behind them. It could be something amazing, ou could be something completely strange. Lost games are something that fascinates me. Lost games are games that are completely gone within just a few days. They come into our lives, stay for a bit, and disappear without a trace. I like to imagine Lost games as being different from cancelled games, because then I’d be thinking of Silent Hills and how bastardized of a company Konami is. But, anyway, this liste is all about games...
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Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. And I means a LOT! However, there are also the ones that are… terrifying. Now, before I start, some rules. These are only games that I played and only one per franchise. Also, I AM including enemies from horror games, as long as they are scary. Also, they need to have originated from video games, so that means that Slender Man, SCPs, and the Aliens from the Alien games are all out. Now, lets start the list.

 Big Sister
Big Sister


#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its plus of the backstory of them...
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So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, ou absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...
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-Chapter 1: An Unforgettable Luncheon

Ring ring.
The doorbell rang. Superintendent Chalmers stood outside, champagne in hand, as he waited patiently. Seymour opened the door, greeted par his employer, who greeted him with a monotone voice
“Well, Seymour, I made it”, Superintendent Chalmers said, “Despite your directions”
“Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome!” Seymour exclaimed with a smile. “I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon”
“Eh”, Chalmers exclaimed in a rather bored tone. He invited himself in, taking a siège at the table, placing the champagne into the...
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So, Final fantaisie VI was a good RPG on the SNES. I hear a lot of people say that it is the best. But that can’t be true. Undertale was based on Earthbound, not Final fantaisie VI, so how can it possibly be the best when the best game ever wasn’t inspired par it. Okay, but seriously, this joke is terrible. Here’s Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger takes place in the modern day… of 1999, following Crono, a bright eyed little Akira Toriyama drawn boy who, along with his friends, are send through an adventure across time to stop a l’espace parasite known as Lavos from destroying the world in...
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