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Reboots are something in the entertainment industry that we should just get used to. Hollywood and the animation industry have donné reboots a real bad name, what with many bad reboots of classic dessins animés to butchered reboots of famous 80s films toi like to say are classics yet have never watched. Reboots can be good... But because negativity gets attention, I'm not gonna defend it. Instead, let's talk about how reboots ruined everything in the gaming industry. From the most basic of brand new ideas to the worst kinds out there, this is the ten worst video game reboots.

~#10~

Okay, this one is a bit of a cheat. While not technically a reboot, it did try to redesign the franchise that it came from. And after a reboot that wasn't actual garbage, who'd a thunk it.

#10: Prince of Persia: Warrior Within



Warrior Within is a sequel to Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, a classic of the sixth generation and a reboot of the classic Prince of Persia series. Despite having been praised par gamers and critics, it wasn't well sold, so Ubisoft decided to make a new approach to Warrior Within. Instead of a charming story of an arabic prince trying to save the lands with a romantic interest, what we got was the Prince swearing, bloody combat, half-naked women with metal panties. Oh, and Godsmack. Lots and lots of Godsmack. Warrior Within was clearly trying hard to appeal to a different demographic, trying to be far plus dark and brooding than Sands of Time, trying to appeal to the kids as best as it could. And while it kinda worked, it still wasn't enough for Ubisoft to be satisfied. But the écriture isn't the only bad thing. Being a rushed game, the gameplay is very buggy and glitches are not uncommon in this game, so if toi do play this, do expect to fall through the world and have some mechanics just suddenly stop working. But hey.... Godsmack, though!

~#9~

Alright, now let's actually talk about a real reboot. And of all the reboots here, this is probably the least bad, but just an average game. It's just so average, that I don't think it could be worth anyone's time, really.

#9: Turok



The original Turok game followed a Native American warrior who takes on the mission to defend earth from a different universe run par dinosaures and aliens. It's weird, but the original games were true classics. Unfortunately, the franchise kinda shot itself in the foot after Turok: Evolution, a game that was in desperate need of just dying. But, in 2008, developers Propaganda Games and Disney Interactive, of all people, released a new Turok game. Finally, a return to the classic game genre... Wait, nevermind. It's just another war shooter game. Turok decides to throw out the whole multiple worlds and dimensions thing and instead, goes for a plus FPS sort of thing that was real common in the late 2000s and early 2010s. The plot follows Turok and a group of war shooter guys who go onto a far off planet to fight dinosaures to capture a war criminal ou something. I played this game as a kid, but have no recollection of the plot, and I couldn't get any understanding from the Wikipedia page, because screw lire that mur of text. Pretty detailed for a game no one really cared about. I'll say this, as far as generic war shooters go, at least it tried something different with the dinosaurs. But after a while, toi just know that this is the same game as anything else at the time. It's a boring, uninteresting slog from start to finish and I just don't care if Turok ever makes another appearance anytime soon.

~#8~

toi think that par the an 2016, big companies would try to appeal to as massive an audience as possible. Even if their game is sell-out trash, they at least want it to be well tested garbage. But once toi bring up Deep Silver, suddenly, all logical reasoning just goes out the window. Which brings us to one of the latest stinkers.

#8: Homefront: The Revolution



Oh, Deep Silver, toi always cease to amaze me. While the original Homefront was nothing to write accueil about, it at least had effort, and time put into the écriture and gameplay. There was a sign of some competence. Not a lot, but some. That balloon stunt THQ pulled was utter idiocy. However, suddenly, all that goes out the window once this game is introduced. Homefront: The Revolution is a less polished game, with a world that, according to critics, could've been something decent, but was ruined due to all the technical problems. Tedious gameplay, rehashing things that are populaire just for a quick buck. And that doesn't even include the numerous glitches that have just become a joke online. I guarantee, every single review of this game par a big gaming Youtuber ou big enough that they can afford Funko Pops with their shoestring budget, they montrer off the glitches that Homefront: The Revolution introduces. People say that this game had the potential to be good. But potential is just that. And Deep Silver does what it does best. Squander any good idea and ruin the thing for all time.

~#7~

I want toi to remember what I am about to say. This is a reboot for a beat 'em up game from the 90s. And this will not be the last beat 'em up we see on the list. With that said, here is the wonderful fuck up, all thanks to the kings of screwing up, Sega.

#7: Golden Axe: Beast Rider



Golden Axe was a beat 'em up franchise in the 90s that was real fun for the time. Sure, there may have been some homoerotic undertones, but still a decent game. But after the 90s were over, beat 'em ups just kinda stopped dead in their tracks. No one was making them anymore. But oh boy, that didn't stop game developers from making twenty reboots that were all shit. Except Double Dragon Neon, that reboot was rad. But back on topic, Golden Axe: Beast Rider was an attempt to reboot the franchise, and sure enough, it didn't. lire off the Wikipedia page, which is basically just the back of the games box, it tells us of the heroin that must fight Death Adder, the villain, and stop him from getting control of man, women, and beast. Well shit, now I have to get invested in this deep plot! Playing this game with no sound effects and just running around with this half-naked woman just feels awkward, leaving toi with thoughts of disgust and possibly questioning the reality that toi paid money for this game. The combat is also a slow, clunky, shitty mess, making every movement feel like it's awkward and nothing ever seems to work. And once again, it wanted to be a plus mature game than what it was, and the end result was a less than stellar game. And if toi think that darker and edgier reboots are done..... you're very much wrong.

~#6~

salut kids! Do toi like professional wrestler and actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? Well guess what, his sellout career extends even further than just Disney movies, as he also appeared in video games. And the only one I can think of was not even good.

#6: Spyhunter: Nowhere to Run



I remember finding this game with a damage case in a rental store and thought it was a movie. So did the store, since it was in the DVD section and not the game section. Trying out a new story, Nowhere to Run followed not the original protagonist, Alex Decker, but instead, Alec Sects, played par The Rock. This game was intended to have a big tie-in movie, which The Rock would also be a part of. The game, however, was total garbage. While the driving was fine, as you'd expect, once toi are on foot, the game falls apart. Boring areas, dumb missions, and just an global, ensemble bland feeling, the game slowly loses its appeal with time and just becomes an endurance test. How far can toi get into Nowhere to Run before toi just quit the game forever. As expected, poor sales and poor review scores caused the game to fall into utter obscurity and never be mentioned again, as well as allowing the Spyhunter franchise to die a quiet death, before getting another reboot in 2012 for 3DS, which then, this time for real, made the franchise die a quiet death. As for the Spyhunter movie, it is currently stuck in development hell, and The Rock is no longer associated with the film.

~#5~

Another classic fighting game franchise, and another awful, just awful reboot. This time, we got Capcom to thank for this. Oh boy, we're getting all the bad guys of the gaming world in on this one.

#5: Final Fight: Streetwise



Final Fight was another classic beat 'em up game franchise that brought us characters like edgelord Cody, mayor Mike "Freddie Mercury Hitting the Gym" Haggar, and totally not a guy, I swear it Poison. But, just like any other beat 'em up, it too slowly faded from the minds of the people, until Capcom decided to release Streetwise for Xbox and PS2. And my god, was it the worst thing ever. Tedious and annoying gameplay that always left the player at a disadvantage, broken AI that would either stand there and take a beating ou become overpowered and kick your ass, ugly visuals, terribly designed characters, and a story about evil drug zombies and satanic priests summoning the actual Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse... Boy, doesn't this sound like Final Fight? I remember the time Cody and Guy had to team up to fight the fucking devil and Mike Haggar powerbombed Mephistopheles while Hugo did an elbow drop onto Beelzebub. And all topped off with a busted escort mission and a buss rush with some of the most annoying bosses seen in gaming. At least Final Fight will live on in Marvel Vs. Capcom... Oh wait, Infinite even found a way to screw that up.

~#4~

We've talked about reboots of classic 90s arcade games, but how about reboots of classic 70s arcade games? And no, it's not any of the Pac-Man games. This is something truly garbage.

#4: l’espace Raiders



Yes, a reboot of the classic l’espace Invaders arcade game. A dark and edgy reboot of an arcade game that was very hard to visualize. The game takes place in an apocalyptic future where aliens, the l’espace Raiders ou some shit, are attacking earth, killing millions, destroying major cities, and leaving the humans to fend for themselves as they fight off the aliens par standing out in the rue and watching as the aliens just kinda zig-zag around the rue and slowly approach them. Yeah, this is stupid. l’espace Invaders worked because it was meant to be played in short bursts. This game just makes toi want to keep going so toi can see the amazing story unfold with all these characters like rue rat, photographer and cop. I honestly don't know ou care about any of them, I just know their voice jouer la comédie is atrocious. The game has six levels and can be completed in less than an hour. toi don't even need to try and win, because the game refuses to let toi die. There isn't any challenge in this game. It's just tedium and a bland and uninteresting experience. Guess I can't blame Atari on this one, this is Taito. But Atari will get theirs, so don't toi worry.

~#3~

This is a game I have been waiting to talk about for a long time, and now that I am finally making this list, I now have the perfect chance to tell toi all why this game is so bad.

#3: Bomberman: Act Zero



Yes, toi read that right. That robotic scrap up there that looks like one of Eggman's fuck ups is supposed to be Bomberman. Set in a post-apocalyptic future (Are toi seeing a trend here?), robots are put into a game to fight to the death, killing each other with bombs in the hopes that they can find freedom. The game has a hundred levels with no saves, toi fight the same enemies, all with the same broken AI that glitches out at random. Levels probably look the same, but the game is so dark, toi can't see shit. And let me tell you, for a game that is plus ugly than anything that was released in 2006, this game sure has the audacity to have chargement screens that take a full minute and waste as much of your time as toi wasted money buying this mistake of a game. Considered par many to be the worst reboot of all time, this is a game that appeals to no one. fans clearly hate it for making absolutely no sense with the continuity, and newcomers hate it just because it's a broken, uninteresting mess. And in the end, surprisingly, Bomberman is still getting games par Konami today. Sure, they killed Castlevania and Silent colline and turned Metal Gear Solid into a fucking zombie, but hey, at least Bomberman is still alive.

~#2~

Funny story about this suivant game. I have two Friends who both played this mess. One of them played it first and gave it to the other one, saying that he could borrow it. He played it, hated it, and the one who gave it to him never accepted the game back, and it has been in his possession ever since. Also, Atari, that company that is in need of a lobotomy. Here they are at last with their screw up in a sea of screw ups.

#2: Alone in the Dark 2008



Another game that is explained as having so much potential. But again, potential doesn't matter if toi don't put in the effort. And this is Atari. They probably can't spell effort. A game that has really boring mechanics every five seconds. For every good mechanic there is, like inventory and the fire, there's always two shitty ones that are added. The feu looks nice. I guess when your company is at risk of burning down every day, toi get a good idea of how to make good fire. But that doesn't help the awful story, the garbage voice acting, the fact that it tries to connect to the précédant games and fails miserably, the bad health mechanics, the uninteresting bosses, and god forbid toi run into a glitch in this mess of a game. In the driving sections, which are bad enough as they are, being a hard to control mess, there is a chance that your car will just fall through the world and automatically kill you. Alone in the Dark is a game that is just unforgiving as hell and screws toi over every chance toi get. But hey, at least the evil ending is the funniest shit ever. That makes up for it all, right?

~#1~

A reboot that is worse than all previously mentioned reboots. I can't just go for one of the worst reboots ever, I need to go for one of the worst games ever. And toi can all probably guess where I am going with this, so let's just get it over with.

#1: Sonic the Hedgehog 2006



Man, I'm actually getting tired of shit talking Sonic '06. I mean, I won't stop, since it is clearly on this list, but what at this point hasn't been a dit about the game. The story is awfully written, the voice jouer la comédie is stilted, the new characters are not interesting, the character designs range from out of place to disgusting, Elise is a terrible person, the gameplay is tedious and not fun, the overworld is terrible, the chargement screens are long. and the numerous glitches that just screw toi over no matter what toi do, always coming and making your progress not worth a damn. All of this has been a dit time and time again, and even the people who l’amour mocking Sonic '06 are just tired of mocking Sonic '06. But we do it because it deserves it. Sonic '06 is nothing but a gigantic mess that has no reason of existing. Trying to make this the Sonic game for a new generation, in order to make kids new to the franchise think this is what Sonic is. Sonic '06 did a lot of damage to people who played, but it also did damage to Sonic himself, ruining his reputation badly. All the other reboots came from franchises that were already long dead and were just trying to squeeze out as much of it as they could, but Sonic was ruined with Sonic '06. It's like watching a loved one have a drug overdose. toi feel shameful for watching it and toi want them to get better, but every time they pick the syringe back up, toi think maybe they'd be better off. And that is why I have no seconde thoughts about saying that Sonic '06 is the worst reboot in, possibly ever.
Oh, Sega. When will toi ever care about other properties that aren’t Sonic already. Well, with a new Shenmue game being announced… Behind a mur of Sonic games, I think now is a good time to talk about a classic Sega game. And not just any Sega game, but a horror Sega game that fell into obscurity after some time ago. Yes, everyone. Today, we will be taking a look at the psychological horror game known as Condemned: Criminal Origins. Also, since this is an underrated game, I think that this will also be a Hidden Gems article. So, today, toi will get both a Corner of Horror and a Hidden...
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Barry: (Parks his car in front of a small white house, and makes his way to the door)
Ruby: (Runs out the door) Daddy’s accueil (Runs over and hugs Barry)
Barry: (Hugs back) Hi, Ruby. How’ve toi been?
Ruby: I’ve been great. The school got cancelled on account of a giant robot attack, so I got plus time to work on my science project
Barry: That’s great
(A teenage girl in punk attire with brown hair sits at the doorway, texting on her cellphone)
Barry: Hi, Rose
Rose: (Looks up and nods as she keeps texting)
Barry: Where’s your mother, Ruby?
Ruby: She’s inside. a dit that she was on the phone with...
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Okay, thankfully, after three days in a row of bad Christmas horror movies, we can now get a good one. Now, when toi think of anything that appears to be scary, what do toi think of? Serial killers, giant monsters, dangerous animals, and more. But, how many of toi think of children being scary… Well, if you’ve seen Eraserhead ou just in general hate children, I can’t really blame you. But, if toi aren’t scared of kids, than this movie will probably make toi change your mind. And that movie in question is, creatively, named The Children



The Children takes place not on Christmas,...
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Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are toi excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest films out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even plus Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.





Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels plus like a Halloween movie (The holiday,...
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Back in the 70s, when films were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director par the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my Friends find to be one of the best slasher films out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.





The movie follows a woman par the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...
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(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any Heroes hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...
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(Please be advised that there's some plus mature humor in this, thanks in advance!)

Shadow the Hedgehog. A huge gaming icone and certainly one of the most populaire anti-heroes of all time. He's made many appearances throughout the Sonic series, and will always be loved in the hearts of many.

....Which brings me to the conclusion that he is EVIL! Yeah, a hedgehog named Shadow is evil, WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING GUESSED IT!?

So without further ado, I'm your host Ethan Bradberry and let's get RIGHT into the fucking news.

1. His name is Shadow for God's sake. And we're original. Trust me. ;)

2. It doesn't matter...
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Wow, a horror animé review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot plus of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I l’amour oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which toi know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an animé about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this animé just so happens...
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I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may l’amour those family friendly Nintendo games, and all of those bright couleurs in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...
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Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple chiens (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! toi don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should divisé, split up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...
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Wind: After all the shit I went through in Skyrim
(Flashback)
Wind: (Gets eaten par a dragon and is swung around)
(End of flashback) I just want to leave Skyrim and never look back. Maybe there’s something good in Morrowind

Wind: Okay. There’s giant mushrooms… and brown grass… Nothing much
Cultist: toi there, are toi Dragonborn
Wind: I’m Wind, but I did yell at a dragon one time
(Flashback)
Dragon: (Resting on a mountain)
Wind: (From the bottom of the mountain) Fucking asshole
(End of Flashback)
Cultist: Well, we are from the Temple of Miraak. We would like it if toi would come with us
Wind: I’m...
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#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable par radar....
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Boy, do I l’amour video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to liste the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million plus games, I may make another liste in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter



A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after toi get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...
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#10: accueil SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple accueil grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this par making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...
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1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's jour (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...
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Well, we’re finally at the haut, retour au début ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied



Now, if there is anything a horror animé must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The montrer is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the plage named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...
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Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing films out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell toi all the worst films I have ever seen. First off, these have to be films that I have seen, so no nourriture Fight, Biodome, ou any of the animated Titanic movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...
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After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, ou are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, ou Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.

 Islet of Steel
Islet of Steel


#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...
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Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. toi know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish toi for your poor choices throughout the game and give toi a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...
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Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. toi know, the ones that make toi want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, ou any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...
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