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(Note: If toi are at all offended with these jokes, then good. That is exactly what I wanted to do. However, if toi wish to lynch me, I can't blame you) Tonight on Fux News, a secret is found. Do toi wanna know what is the biggest problem in the world. It’s not massive violence, it’s not disease, its not world hunger. This thing is so terrible, it makes human trafficking, child abuse, and that Jack and Jill movie with Adam Sandler look like a breeze. I’m talking about video games. Let me give toi a little history on video games. back in 1972, the devil himself, Nolan Bushnell, rose from...
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A lot of video game characters have a lot of occupations. Much like real life. However, there are those video game characters who really suck at their jobs. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten video game characters who are not very good at their jobs. Now, the rules are simple. Only one game per franchise. However, for one game in particular, I am excluding my play before put rule, just so I can put it here. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.

 Isabelle
Isabelle


#10: Isabelle from Animal Crossing: New Leaf - Being the assistant of the new mayor, you’d think you’d try to remember...
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This is the ultimate source for your video game vocabulary!


IGN: A biased, unhelpful resource where PS3 ports of the same quality of the 360 version get lower scores.

Gamespot: Another gaming resource that underrates countless games.

Big Rigs Over the Road Racing: Truly revolting slop coded in 2 hours par a drunken hobo.

Halo 3: The 360 system-seller.

Crysis: Succeeded because of it's graphics.

Gears of War: The only video game that truly influences kids to commit violence. That, and GTA.

Killzone 2: Also succeeded because of it's graphics.

n00b: A guy who really thinks they can blow up your tank with...
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 Now that can't be right....
Now that can't be right....
Yes, it’s that that time again when I spend ridiculous amounts of money on a console and whinge about it. Having now played and owning all three next-gen consoles, I’ll be giving a fair sum-up at the end, as last time I had to take a stab in the dark at the PS3 experience. A guided stab in the dark, mind you, having heard much about it and the game bibliothèque (crickets chirping) it has in store for players. Anyway, let’s get right into it....

I’ll skip the description of set-up and online-sign-up, as I’d be reiterating what I a dit about the 360 with the exception of it being free. No...
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Hello there! Welcome to a new series of mine where I take a good old jars, gander at some classic games from my childhood. I'll say what I like, what I don't like, what toi can do to beat the game, and how good the titre is overall.

This is like a guide AND a review, so keep that in mind while reading. Hope toi enjoy!

Also, since episode #1 of this series is one of the hardest goddamn games to exist on this side of the Earth, there will be profanity in this article.

Everywhere.

SO yeah, today's titre is a Sega Genesis game par the name of Dr. Robotnik's Mean haricot, fève Machine. Released on November 26, 1993...
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Hello everyone, this is Bond_Of_Fury with a review of the PlayStation 2 children's game Dog's Life. As a 12 year-old boy, I always used to play this with my little cousin as a means of keeping him entertained when he and my aunt and uncle came over for visit. I didn't really expect anything much from this game, seeing as it's just a children's game on a first look. However, I actually came to adore this game and I've always had fond memories of it. So much even, that I just bought it off of the internet a few days ago, just to be able to play it again. Seems like I've enjoyed it way plus than...
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Through this article, I shall cover some of the oddest and strangest things I have ever encountered ou pondered about while playing a game.

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune- Randomly travelling!
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While playing Uncharted is truly a blast, and the atmosphere is stellar, toi often wonder, "WTF is canard, drake trying to do? Does he have any idea where he REALLY is going?" It seems that he'll climb everywhere without a plan (on haut, retour au début of buldings, through castles, and on haut, retour au début of Elena when they're all alone, if toi get my drift) and just decides to romp on through places...
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 Cube Quest
Cube Quest
I realized the other jour that I've finally read my last "Best 10 arcade games of all time" list. They're very limited, and they tend to have the same games, listed over and over. Usually I don't agree with the choices, either. The games that I've been most passionate about over the years are generally ones that don't make it onto such lists. So here, without further ado, is an off-the-cuff liste of the Best Arcade Games Ever. These are the games that, had I room, I would purchase and rebuild for a accueil arcade, as I wouldn't get tired of playing any of them.

Early games
In the beginning, video...
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 Tekken 6 psp
Tekken 6 psp
Hi, Whats up guys, here I am gonna tell toi which game is better and worth taking, I am gonna compare Tekken 6 for sony psp with Tekken 3d prime edition for Nintendo 3ds. As i am a huge Tekken fan and i have played each and every game of tekken, i will give toi a good review.
So lets start with the Tekken 6 on psp, this is one of my favourite games on psp. Tekken 6 has the best graphics on psp, the best a sony psp can do. This game Includes a story mode,arcade mode,ghost battle as standard game modes plus extra mini game called or rush and challanges like time attake,survival. toi can also...
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posted by PlazmaKiller59
Hello everybody it is I Plazmakiller59 today is a terrible day. Today is the jour when people scream in horror and cry in a corner. Yes I am reviewing a montrer in the dark age of TV, the an 2012, today my Friends I will be reviewing a colossal piece of crap known as... Video Game High School. But I can't do this alone. I need the help of a professional to demolish this steaming pile of crud!



DISCLAIMER: THIS article IS NOT YET FINISHED IT WILL TAKE A AWHILE PROBABLY THE SUMMER TO COME UP WITH ORIGINAL MATERIAL.
Ah Video Games club, it's been WAY too long. When was I last here, when I made my haut, retour au début 10 Things I Hate The Most In Video Games? Man, it's been freaking forever.

Anyways, so I've been thinking recently about the GBA game Megaman Battle Chip challenge and remembered how much hate the game got overall.

And dare I ask........ WHY?

Welcome to aléatoire Rants! Where I nitpick the mother-living hell out of whatever I so damn desire. Sound good to you? IT FUCKING BETTER.

Back onto our topic, I replayed MMBCC earlier to see if I was missing anything on why the game was so hated.

And yep. I still fucking LOVE...
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Wassup everyone. I was playing Kingdom Hearts 2 the other jour and I really enjoy that game although that HD Final mix collection continues to elude me T.T But I shall find it one day!

Anyway I thought I would make a liste of my favourite worlds in Kingdom Hearts 2 and unlike Kingdom Hearts 1 where I disliked quite a few worlds I loved almost every world in Kingdom Hearts 2 so I'm here to rank them from least favourite to favourite.

Of course this is just my opinion your favourite will be different to mine and I'm sorry if it's not yours. Also yes, there is spoilers so if toi haven't played then...
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Lately all I seem to care about would be Dragon Age. The universe, the characters, the story, everything. So here is a liste of my favourite DA characters :) Please note that this liste will be excluding the Warden, the Champion and the Inquisitor. So no sassy-Hawke here I'm afraid!

Honourable mention: Dog.
My mabari Barkspawn is a cutie.






10. Sandal
Enchantment! Ah yes, the supposedly simple (although I'm not buying it) Dwarf with a talent for enchantments comes in at number 10. He is such a sweet character and many times I've found myself laughing at his odd charm. And yes, do I find the...
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posted by glelsey
This is a compilation of interesting trivia stuff about Playtonic Games' upcoming platformer, Yooka-Laylee. I've put this on the game's respective spot too, but thought toi guys here would be interested too!


Protagonist Design
The protagonists of the game are, of course, Yooka and Laylee. Yooka is a male chameleon; he is the sensible, straight man of the duo, and his personality will hopefully be something that the player will be able to relate to. Laylee is a female bat; she is the crazy one of the duo and will deliver a lot of the humour with her witty remarks. The two characters have a lot...
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This article is made as a joke. Do not take everything in it seriously. Okay? Good

Hey, every 1. Today i am going to tell toi all what characters i want in super smash brus FOR!

1 character-Red Yoshi because green is a stupid cul, ass colur and anyone who likes it is a autistic fag. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

2 character-i want Mewtwo. Lucario, Greninja, and Jigglypuff suck dik.

3 character-i want Super Sanic, because Super Sanic is cool.

4 character-Put Banjo in the game already, Nintendo, toi stupid gays. ‘kay, l’amour you.

5 character-bring bak Snake. He’s much better than gay-ass Mega Man. Mega Man’s...
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Video game characters. There are THOUSANDS of them. Some are funny, some are annoying, some are great, and others… not so much (Makarov) But, then comes along those video game characters. The ones that are so well written, and so perfectly executed, that toi want to see plus of these characters. And so, today, I am going to liste my haut, retour au début ten- no- haut, retour au début Fifteen of my favori video game characters. Now, a few rules before we begin. Only one game per franchise, and only from games that I have played. Lastly, I will be spoiling all of these games (Persona 4, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Trauma Team,...
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In video games, there is always an ending that is left to leave the player satisfied. The good guy wins, wins the girl, rides off into the sunset, the whole good ending stuff. But, then there are the endings that are portrayed par your actions and what toi do. Sure, toi may have been a prick to everyone, but at least toi win in the end. But, then there are the endings that are so bad, that toi just can’t help but feel disappointed in yourself for getting an ending like that. So, today, I will talk about the most awful bad endings in video games. First, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean...
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 Another haut, retour au début 10.....
Another Top 10.....
(Will combine both parts one and two later so I don't end up clogging this club. I just really wanted to get this part out for personal reasons.)

Video Games! Whether toi like them ou not, toi have to admit there's a surprising amount of depth to them! They take toi to another world and make toi feel like a hero! An epic bad-ass who can conquer anything as long as s/he believes in him/herself!

Or they make us a monkey fighting balloons, that works too.

But sadly, not every game is good. And that's actually understandable! Nothing's perfect, and some games had excuses for being below average!...
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Power-ups are always there to help us. They give toi that one boost of energy toi need to help toi defeat an enemy, solve a puzzle, ou to just be awesome. But, what about those power-ups that are so bad, that toi want to avoid them at all costs. Well, these are the ten power-ups that I find to be the most useless. Now, before I start, the rules are simple. When I look at power-ups, I look at items that are either temporarily, ou help increase a trait of yours a little. If the item never runs out and is permanent, then it is is not going to be on this list, because it is plus of a weapon than...
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salut THERE! YEAH, THE LOSER IN THE CORNER! GET A LOAD OF THIS CRAP!

ARE toi ALWAYS BORED? ARE toi TIRED OF DOING NOTHING WHATSOGODDAMNEVER? DO toi WANTS SOME

MOTHER F**KING FUN!?

WELL LOOK NO FURTHER ASSHAT, BECAUSE WE'RE SELLING

VIDEO GAAAAAAAMES!

A TOTAL TRIP DOWN LSD LAND!

ACTION! ADVENTURE! ROMANCE!

YEAH, WE'RE F**KING WITH YOU!

GRAPHICS SO AMAZING YOU'LL PISS YOUR PANTS!

YEAH, WE'RE LYING! ;D

AND ACTION SO BLAND YOU'LL THINK Cendrillon IS EPIC AS S**T!

GAMEPLAY THAT MAKES toi WISH toi WERE USING THE RESTROOM

BECAUSE AFTER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, YOU'LL VOMIT EVERYWHERE

GUARANTEED!

AND IF toi CAN GET TO...
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