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plus aléatoire Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got plus awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga livres ou movies!

* Can I just say before toi read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampires and loups garous is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can toi have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy ours ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all l’amour a l’espace heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer a dit that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think toi know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in livres are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the loups to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what toi are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

toi think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in l’amour with a 110 an old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward ou Team Jacob... ou Team Gimme Both?

déplacer over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten par _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to lit early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the livres but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the films ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN toi can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When toi taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to Kiss me I wouldn’t coup de poing him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On seconde thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on toi then he’ll outlive you. Which is why toi get Edward to fall in l’amour with toi and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole débats about who’s hotter, Edward ou Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampires are cold and loups garous are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer a dit it herself ;)

Hope toi enjoyed them ;) They'll be plus to come I assure you!

If toi haven't read the first ones I posté then go onto my articles and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and commentaire if toi liked ;)

Thank toi so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 39

posted by sasie_katje88

i just hope it's still good, because i had to write it on my work and i didn't had much time to think about what i should write so hope toi still like it :D enjoy otherwise. suivant one will be short appearing after this one

Bella's pov

When we arrived at the door, we could hear everyone inside laughing. I looked at Edward but he started to smile too but he didn’t look at me just at the door. He walked in without saying anything and i followed him noticing that everyone was sitting in the living room. I passed them walking towards Mason’s lit de bébé and saw him laying there giggling.
Now i just couldn’t...

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Chapter One: The Game

posted by UchihaYuki

Twilight<3

Well, this is my seconde fanfic story This one's mainly just about Jasper, Alice , Edward and Bella. it takes place after breaking dawn also :)
My bestfriend gave me the idea for this so, i thank her for the idea :)
I'm gonna be écriture plus to this, in different chapters, The suivant one's gonna be about Alice and Bella shopping.
Well I hope everyone Likes It!
tell me in commentaires what toi think Kay?

OHH. P.s - I don't believe I've posté all of the chapters.
There are 11 chapters as of now.
And I just recently posté the last and final chapter, so If toi want to read it link <-- go there, that's...

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My new Breaking Dawn continued.

posted by Twi-Freak14

When we got back from shopping, I carried Nessie out the backdoor and to the cottage Esme had repaired for me and Edward as my birthday gift.
I set Nessie in her lit and went out to the little garden and sat on the little bench par the pond, the sunlight danced around my arms making them shine an reflect off the pond.
Arms wrapped around me and I looked up to see Edward, he looked down at me and smiled.
Edward came around to sit suivant to me taking my hand in his.
"How was shopping?" Edward teased, barely interested.
"You know Alice, she saw me looking at this pale blue sundress, robe de soirée, robe d’été for Nessie and...

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new moon edwards POV part nine

posted by _madz_

this is a really short one but what i really wanted to do was to get toi guys to really decide on a name for my fanfic.
right now its tied between
endless night and
eternal night
if toi could pls just choose one.
here is the bit ive done...

I led Bella off the plane, still supporting her entirely. I had some idea of the reception awaiting us at Sea-Tac airport. Even though the majority of my concentration was focused on Bella’s weary face, I could still hear the thoughts and feelings of my family.
Relief was the predominant thought of Esme and Carlisle, and I expected nothing less. Jasper and...

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Alice's Journal Part 7

posted by just_bella

Here we go, hope people enjoy!!

Last time:

"I guess it's time to head back, I need to explain what I learned to everyone else, and I really want to read more." I admitted

He nodded and stood suivant to me wrapping one arm around my shoulders.

"Anytime toi want to get it off your chest just let me know and we can go out to eat." He smiled as he a dit the last line.

I put my head on his arm and nodded up at him.

"Thank toi for everything Edward, toi know I mean that with all I am." I thought as we began walking to the edge of the woods.
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We ran all the...

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100 Places To Go During The Summer: Cullen Style! Chapter 2

posted by alice_cullen_12

For some, it's true...

100 Places To Go During The Summer: Cullen Style

Chapter 2: The Opera House

Emmett's POV

I am very excited!!! Jasper had the best idea!!! We're taking the girls to The Opera House! Edward didn't want to, but we forced him to. He's so weak...Ooops. He can hear my mind...

"Emmett," he growled sharply.

"Sorry, bro. No hard feelings...Right?," I a dit nervously.

"Ugghrggghhh, toi are sooo very intellectually infected with dementia," Edward complained.

What the hell does that even mean??? I'm confused. I've gotta remember to look up dementia online. And intellectually...He's right. I am kinda stupid. Ooops....

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Kidnapped- Chapter 12

posted by ktbminnie12

Bella’s POV

    I didn’t know how much later it was. It seemed like two minutes. Then I heard Aro’s voice saying, “Bella, wake up. You’re home.”
    I opened my eyes. We were in front of the Cullen’s house. I was overjoyed. But wait, there was something off. The lights were off just like when they left. Did they leave?
    “Where is everyone?” I asked.
    “I don’t know. Their scent is almost four months old,” Aro said.
    “They must have went looking for me,” I said....

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Alice's Journal Part 6

posted by just_bella

I wasn't sure where this was going at first. I've figured it all out now, hope people like it :)
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LAST TIME:

I apologized to everyone and explained that Edward and I were going to go hunting. I had to tell Jasper that I would be back, and that I just needed to get away from the house for a while. He didn't want to let me go, but knew that this is what I needed right now. He sent a wave of l’amour flowing over me, I smiled up at him and kissed his hand as I walked over to the doors.

"Don't worry, I will explain what I read as soon as I have time to...

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99 Things A Twilight fan Should Do

posted by mad_mackem28

1.You risk being grounded in the name of Twilight!
2.You check the twilighters site plus than your facebook/myspace pages.
3.Every thing that toi talk about, some how relates back to Twilight!
4.People ask toi if toi want to go to the films and toi automatically try to convince them to see Twilight for the millionth time.
5.Everywhere toi go, you’ll think of the Twilight characters and wonder if they have ever been there.
6.You cried even when toi were in the same building as Nikki Reed and Edi Gathegi even though toi didn’t see them.
7.You risk getting fired at work par using the off limits...

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Emmett Story Part 7

posted by just_bella

I probably should be doing some work for school, but this story is all I could think about. I hope this works out, enjoy :)
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Quick Flash Back from the last one:

It seemed like it took hours to get out of the woods, but we stepped out of the woods and onto the edge of the homestead. Aaron was starting to turn pale, and his breathing seemed like it was different then it had been. I knew that I needed to get him to the house, but was afraid that he wouldn't fair well with me running.

I looked into his eyes and made a quick decision.

"Aaron, I am going...

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My Valentine - Chapter 6

posted by dinosteph

Please excuse mistakes, It's late. I am tired.
I don't know how I feel about the ending, I might change some of tags when I think of something better.
Enjoy!

End of Chapter 5...

Edward took the empty bag from my hand as he wrapped his arm around my waist.

“He looks perfect.” He smiled, s’embrasser the haut, retour au début of my head.

“Actually, It's a girl.” I smiled back.

“Of course it is.” He laughed. “She's perfect.” I glanced over, gazing into his eyes as he pressed his lips against mine softly

“Hot chocolate?” He mumbled against my lips.

“Sure.” I mumbled back. I was freezing.

We turned to head...

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She a dit YES

posted by lovealice

Ok I've never written anything before, this is my first shot and if no one likes it it may be my last. I want to write between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn from Edwards perspective.
A lot of the first chapter is taken from the end of Eclipse, just to set the tone for the rest.

Chapter 1:
Remembering the happy day
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I sat on the canapé in my bedroom thinking back on the jour that Bella finally agreed to marrying me. We were in the meadow relaxing when I realized that she was just doing everything for everyone else. She wasn't thinking about herself like...

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Visions Chp. 9

posted by 2bearz

Sorry sorry sorry! i had AIMS testin n didnt get a chance for this, i made it extra long for u! plz forgiv me! plus theres a flashback in ther!

It was about 2 hours after Alex tried to kill me, and I've learned alot about him; maybe even plus than I wanted to know. First I was pronouncing his name wrong this whole time, it's Alec. And he's with the Volturi! I was so surprised when he told me that, and a little scared. Apparently he was in l’amour with my masani. He joined the Volturi because my she refused to l’amour him back, and now he had no l’amour left in his heart, ou compassion, ou anything else...

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Starlit - Hazel and Blue (Chapter 14)

posted by Yoss

I felt despair and remorse during the flight. Could I really stand on my own two feet? Is this the right decision – leaving my family, so I could get away from Jacob? Why was Jacob following us? Did he know I’m off to college? Does he care? What might have happened if I asked my father to stop the car? Could I say goodbye to him face to face? What would he say? Would he stop me from leaving ou would he just say the usual ‘take care of yourself.’ crap?

Well, some of the réponses to my questions are yet to be discovered while some questions would remain unanswered.

* * *

The despair and...

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"Unexpected" Chapter 1. Baby One plus Time

posted by aexis123

Huh... I'm asleep I thought to myself thats impossible I'm a vampire and as far as I know we don't/ can't sleep. I then woke up with a jolt and realized I was hungry something else vampires don't expirence. My husband Edward walked into the room with Renesmee and her son Jerimia. My daughter Renesmee had only months il y a givin birth to the human that layed in front of me now. My daughter the half vampire/half human had had a one night affair with a human named Mike Zowe, and thus forth got pregnant with Jerimia. Now Jacob and Renesmee were once again in my room with my husband Edward. "Mom......

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Kayla's Secret, Chapter 8

posted by twilight-7

This is told from Mitchell’s point of view. I realised as I was écriture that none of toi would know exactly who Mitchell is just from Kayla’s point of view. So I’ve decided to write in Mitchell’s point of view. I may write in Mitchell’s perspective again.

It didn’t take a lot of effort to mesmerize Michaela Swan. Not that she isn’t clever, she is. Anyone can see it par looking in her eyes. It was just I was so accomplished at it that it came so easily. I could mesmerize anyone par just one smile, one look into their eyes, one touch. It had taken me decades to learn it but it wasn’t...

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Kidnapped-Chapter 5

posted by ktbminnie12

Edward’s POV

    I sat in my room moping. It has been 3 days. It was hard living without Bella in my life. She was the reason for my existence. The reason I’m still alive. Alice was downstairs, searching for anything on Bella’s future. Still cloudy. Still nothing.
    If I could cry, I would be spilling tears right now. I thought back to the night Bella was kidnapped, searching for anything that might lead me to her. I couldn’t think of anything.
    That night, I followed her trail before I called Charlie. Her trail ended at...

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new moon edwards POV part 6

posted by _madz_

this is the suivant part of the story. it's much longer than i thought it would be but i think it makes it better.
(P.S this is not my story all credit goes to steph meyer)

Caius, who was getting very frustrated, smiled hugely when Aro tacked on his little condition.
I knew this was coming, but I couldn’t mean it. I stared down at Bella, her soft, beautiful face staring up at me. “Mean it,” she whispered, agony written all over her heart-shaped face. “Please.”
I felt my expression twist at the tone of her voice. She still wanted it so badly, but I couldn’t give it to her. This good, pure,...

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my opinion on Jacob Black

posted by jacob_is_amazin

I'm écriture this because I feel the need to defend Jacob Black. I would like to make it very clear that I adore Edward but I am Team Jacob, though I knew she would choose Edward.

Okay, so Jacob is extremely mistaken par a lot of Twilight fans(the Team Edward ones). I understand toi guys all have your reasons for hating Jacob...things such as he's a douchebag, he trys to steal Bella, he's a jerk to the Cullens.

I really don't think Jacob is as much of a douche as everyone makes him out to be. Girls just automatically label him as that because compared to Edward he's just a normal guy. He's funny...

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Jacob and Renesmee's Honeymoon -- Chapter 4

posted by BiteMeCullen107

Smash!!! I jumped up out of bed. The winds had started to pick up just like Aunt Alice predicted. I could see the clouds getting darker; the air was think and cold. I got out of lit trying not to wake up Jake and slipped on Jake’s T – chemise that was thrown on to the lamp shade suivant to my side of the bed. I stood up and was a little light headed I caught myself on the night stand. God, we have to not be so ruff in bed. I get to dizzy in the morning from all of it. I thought to myself. I don’t know what it is but there’s just this magnetic pull between Jacob and me. We could help it last...