Heyy guys, so I've got plus awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga livres ou movies!
* Can I just say before toi read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(
Here goes...
Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!
I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampires and loups garous is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can toi have sparkly fleas?
Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy ours ;)
Team Jacob... because we’d all l’amour a l’espace heater ;)
Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)
98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer a dit that breathing wasn’t cool.
The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think toi know which are the most widely spread ;)
I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)
Boys in livres are just better!
Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!
Is going to get the loups to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)
You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what toi are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!
Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)
toi think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in l’amour with a 110 an old, non-existent vampire!
I want to know Team Edward ou Team Jacob... ou Team Gimme Both?
déplacer over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!
Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)
Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)
Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.
I’ve just been bitten par _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.
I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...
I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...
Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863
Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901
I’m heading off to lit early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...
Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....
I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)
I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...
Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?
New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!
Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?
I’m on Team Edward in the livres but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the films ;)
Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN toi can ask me out!
Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)
When toi taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!
I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)
I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....
If Jacob tried to Kiss me I wouldn’t coup de poing him in the face.
Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On seconde thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...
If Jake imprints on toi then he’ll outlive you. Which is why toi get Edward to fall in l’amour with toi and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.
I just don’t understand the whole débats about who’s hotter, Edward ou Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampires are cold and loups garous are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer a dit it herself ;)
Hope toi enjoyed them ;) They'll be plus to come I assure you!
If toi haven't read the first ones I posté then go onto my articles and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'
Please rate and commentaire if toi liked ;)
Thank toi so much guys, your all so awesome! :D
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
* Can I just say before toi read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(
Here goes...
Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!
I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampires and loups garous is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can toi have sparkly fleas?
Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy ours ;)
Team Jacob... because we’d all l’amour a l’espace heater ;)
Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)
98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer a dit that breathing wasn’t cool.
The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think toi know which are the most widely spread ;)
I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)
Boys in livres are just better!
Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!
Is going to get the loups to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)
You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what toi are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!
Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)
toi think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in l’amour with a 110 an old, non-existent vampire!
I want to know Team Edward ou Team Jacob... ou Team Gimme Both?
déplacer over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!
Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)
Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)
Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.
I’ve just been bitten par _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.
I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...
I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...
Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863
Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901
I’m heading off to lit early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...
Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....
I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)
I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...
Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?
New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!
Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?
I’m on Team Edward in the livres but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the films ;)
Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN toi can ask me out!
Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)
When toi taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!
I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)
I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....
If Jacob tried to Kiss me I wouldn’t coup de poing him in the face.
Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On seconde thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...
If Jake imprints on toi then he’ll outlive you. Which is why toi get Edward to fall in l’amour with toi and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.
I just don’t understand the whole débats about who’s hotter, Edward ou Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampires are cold and loups garous are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer a dit it herself ;)
Hope toi enjoyed them ;) They'll be plus to come I assure you!
If toi haven't read the first ones I posté then go onto my articles and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'
Please rate and commentaire if toi liked ;)
Thank toi so much guys, your all so awesome! :D
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
-Renesmee-
par the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes toi look cute."
"Are toi on his side ou mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be plus supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
par the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
par the time we landed for THE LAST TIME, I was really tired, despite sleeping like a rock the entire time.
"Emmett is going to personally ensure your permanent skin tone becomes bright red," Jacob remarked.
I scowled at him; I hated that I blushed so frequently.
"But I like it," he grinned. "It makes toi look cute."
"Are toi on his side ou mine?" I almost growled at him. I was NOT in the mood for this.
"Yours," he said, still grinning.
"Great. Then please be plus supportive."
"Yes, ma'am," he said, saluting me.
"Whatever," I mumbled as we stepped into the cab.
* * *
par the time we reached Forks, I was still incredibly tired.
The last thing I remembered was steeping out of the cab, and making it eight steps before my legs folded underneath me and Jacob's warm arms catching me before I fell.
I blinked my eyes closed, too exhausted to move.
10. Tell him only to address toi in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have plus fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? l’amour thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the bureau in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy ou McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have plus fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? l’amour thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the bureau in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy ou McDreamy.
And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?
1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”