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plus aléatoire Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got plus awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga livres ou movies!

* Can I just say before toi read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampires and loups garous is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can toi have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy ours ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all l’amour a l’espace heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer a dit that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think toi know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in livres are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the loups to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what toi are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

toi think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in l’amour with a 110 an old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward ou Team Jacob... ou Team Gimme Both?

déplacer over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten par _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to lit early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the livres but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the films ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN toi can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When toi taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to Kiss me I wouldn’t coup de poing him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On seconde thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on toi then he’ll outlive you. Which is why toi get Edward to fall in l’amour with toi and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole débats about who’s hotter, Edward ou Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampires are cold and loups garous are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer a dit it herself ;)

Hope toi enjoyed them ;) They'll be plus to come I assure you!

If toi haven't read the first ones I posté then go onto my articles and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and commentaire if toi liked ;)

Thank toi so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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Bashful Tay-Tay

posted by gossipgirlstar2

It seems all the attention Taylor Lautner is getting lately due to his super sweet abs is making the actor a bit bashful. The actor spoke with AceShowBiz about how he thinks "it's weird and it's kind of embarrassing" to have the world see toi shirtless. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse actor said, "It's so uncomfortable knowing that so many people are seeing pictures of me shirtless." Sorry, Tay-Tay but we just can't enough of your shirtless self running around in the woods jouer la comédie like a werewolf. We are all looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to see the new movie that we want to know everything about our fave actors and it's not that weird...

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It Never Ends {Chapter 2}

posted by DeadlyDarkness

Chapter 2

"No one wants her here, Jenibel." He hissed at her. "But she's your daughter!" She exclaimed.
"And? That doesnt mean Im supposed to l’amour her!" He raised his voice at her.
This was unusual he never did that. She flinched at his words tears welling up in her eyes. "Dont say that." She a dit softly.
He laughed at her, a scary sound. She had heard him, so she whipped back her hand and punched him in the face. "Your NOT the man I had married, Jonathan."
He glared at her. Tears streaming down his cheek. It hurt. Badly. Then his body started trembling. And..and then he disapeared leaving a...

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Presenting “Scene It? Twilight”

posted by gossipgirlstar2

This fall, Twilighters will once again revisit the town of Forks and delve into the world of Bella and Edward, as New Moon will be released in theaters. But a new Twilight board game is coming out and that’s the “Scene It? Twilight.

“‘Scene It? Twilight’ is the game that fans of the ‘Twilight’ film have been asking for,” Screenlife’s chief executive officer Barry Watts a dit in a press release Thursday. “The overwhelming popularity of all things ‘Twilight’ has created such a huge demand, that we’ve collaborated with Summit Entertainment and Konami to offer fans the opportunity...

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black moon chapter 9

posted by joe-edwardfan

(end of chapter8)
I was so nerves how charlie was going to react, matt squeezed my hand to comfort me charlie opened the door and gasped he was stairing at me ,not beliving it was me
-Bella?
He wasn’t sure if it was really me and then I heard billys voice from the phone
-charlie charlie are toi ok?
He didn’t respond and turned off the phone
-yeah dad its me
He staired at me again
-you look different!
-yeah two weeks does that to you.
I lied to him
-oh Bella! I missed toi so much I was so worried that I wouldn’t see toi again!
Then I took my hand out of matts and hugged him
-your cold
-yeah its freezing...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 15

posted by teamalice_0

Sorry I have'nt written in awhile. I'm also not sick anymore! I'll try to get another chapter up today.
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He just stared opened mouth at me, which in turn making me self-conscience.

"Do I have to drag you?"

He seemed to snap out of it, but it was still there in his eyes. But at least he wasn't drooling, yet.

He went off into the woods to go turn into a wolf. While I waited on the rocks I watched little flickers of my past. It was sad. Nothing good happened since I was a vampire. Except for finding my aunt, but even then it had down-sides....

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Another Story Chapter 76

posted by surfergal

salut guys. Sorry the last one was so short and this one is short also. ( I have to get so e sleep) sorry some spelling was wrong too. Would y'all like me to make an end to this Story an start a different one ou keep going with this one? Let me know please.

I was getting really sleepy after watching tv. I looked down at my watch and it a dit that is was 4 am. I hated staying awake this early. Nathen and I were still snugling together, but we were plus casual now. M eyes were getting heavier and heavier par the seconde and soon I felt Nathen pick me up and carry me to the bedroom and lay me on our...

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Another Story Chapter 68

posted by surfergal

That was the last thing I remembered was being put in am ambulance. I was scared because black dots were coming back I to my vision and I couldn't stay wake like the nice man that was taking care of me ask me to. My vision was black I couldn't hear anything ou feel it. Life was gone ou it had just disapeared. I remember when I was first waking up that I heard voices and I heard beeping noises and then everything came back at once.once vision I could see that I was in a room and that two men were standing par my lit talking and then my memory of it husband came to me Nathen was staring at my...

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Another Story Chapter 66

posted by surfergal

Sorry this is so short but im really tired

Once me and Nathen danced Emmet came over bad ask Nathen if he could dance with his little sister. So me and emmet danced he was very good at it too and the Carlisle came and danced with me.
Carlisle, I want to thanks toi for everything toi have done for me. toi are like my dad, to me I continued saying. toi have taken care of me when I didn't have a plAce to stay toi understood what was happening when I was in the coast guard and I just want to tell toi how much that means to me. I a dit crying.
Oh, Addi. Your welcome. Congradulation and I l’amour you....

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Taylor's Story Chapter 17

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

TS17
Carsile's POV
I left the room and went to my office. Jacob was kind enough to let me go through Taylor's files. For some one so young, it sure was thick. This poor girl had been in the run for almost 8 years. I couldn't believe this girl was from Florida, I didn't know how she got here. This girl has been through a lot. She was put in juevy for running
away from the ophanage and running from the cops. Taylor, either didn't want to be adopted ou didn't want live in the ophanage. It a dit that she wasn't allowed to live in the girls ophanage because she kept running away. Emmett came into the...

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Another Story Chapter 63

posted by surfergal

Nathen's POV

Once Carlisle called Alice and told us about Addi being in a wreck, were all getting in cars and heading to the hospital. I was so worried about her. Carlisle hadn't gave us any detail about how bad she was, but I figured sinse he called and told us I thought it was going to be bad. Once we got to the hospital and Carlisle got her stable he came out and spoke to us. He a dit that she was in a coma and that he didn't know when she would wake up and she was doing good right now.
Once Addi finally woke up I went in to see her. I knew she was fine but seeing her all helpless just made...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 6

posted by teamalice_0

So FREAKING sorry I didn't write! I got caught up with high school, homework. Sorry! Please forgive me.
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"See Mary Alice, that wasn't that hard." The teacher I guess was trying to..... calm me?

I din't care, I saw Alice's reaction, and she knew the name. I also knew my aunt was a vampire. Like me. I wanted to ask so many questions, but I came, and I saw. I never promised myself I'd talk to her let alone stay here.

She probably didn't know I exsited, ou even want to talk to me. I might be 'dangerous' because I'm a vampire, a monster....

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I'm Soooo Sorry!!!!!

posted by Bella_Cullen902

The reason why i haven't been able to write to much is because i have school, after school activites, projects, afternoon homework, and weekend work!! I know, it's crazy!!! but i have two major projecrts due, one in december, and one in January!!! So I know that toi are thinking 'Well, other writers can write their stories and have plus work than me' The problem is that i can't focus on plus than one thing and i get weekly projects so that messes up everything!

As soon as i have time to write i will!! I penkey swear!!!! Thanks toi for bearing with me!! toi guys rock!!

Luv u,
Bella_Cullen902

I TOLD YOU THAT I PINKEY PROMISE!!!!

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Taylor's Story Chapter 8

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

It's nice to meet toi too, Taylor. Jesse dad said. Nikki had already changed and was sitting on the canapé with Jackson. JohnJohn was also sitting on the canapé with a girl. Can I go change back into my short and shirt? I ased Jesse quietly. Yeah, I'll be in the kitchen. Jesse said. I changed into my clothes and went the back way to the kitchen. I heard Jesse talking to his parents about me. Jesse your dating a umm a outlaw. Mom, don't call her that! Look, just because the cops her hcasing her desn't mean she's an outlaw. Jesse said. Than if she isn't an outlaw than how come the cops are chasing...

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Twilight Romances and Why Me

posted by edward-lover456

Twilight Romances
Alice and Jasper they fit together like pices of a puzzle
Emmett and Rosealie the perfect couple
Carlisle and Esme the lifelong dream
Edward and Bella the Romeo and Juliet of life
Renessme and Jacob The match as it came to be
Twilight romances oh my oh me.
__________________________________________________
Why me
I ask myself all the time why me
why did he pick me
he is an Angel
and i'm so averge
why me
how did I become this lucky
I can tell he loves me
and i don't know why
I wish he would tell me
ou else I may cry
I'm so happy he can't die
My Edward My Edward
Why me why am I so lucky

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just another l’amour story chapter 5

posted by anna0789

hope toi like it

while we where walking another question pop in my mind
"noah why are toi name noah johnson if well..." when the question was out i realize that it maybe was too personal but noah didnt seem to mind
"well when i was born my mom a dit noah little noah well that was before the screams"he a dit flatly and squeeze my hand lightly before i apologize he continue and i realize that i had really grab his hand...a voice in my voice said
have toi forgoten about jacob YOUR jacob he would never do nothing like this to you
but i didnt find the strengh to pull my hand away from the warm of his........

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Taylor's Story Chapter 3

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Taylor POV
I had to leave Mulletfingers and all of his friends. I felt really bad but I hated to take nourriture and clothing from him. I could tell a sort of a big storm was blowing in from the southwest. I went to the plage to see if I could see if there was anything I could use for a shelter tonight. There was a lifeguard hut thingy, I could stay in there but there was a big window and a big door. Both without coverings which for me didn't make a good selter. I couldn't get that good of look there was acually lifeguards in there. I guess I stared in there for a little to long cause one of the came...

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Another story chapter 41

posted by surfergal

When I got to the hospital Carlisle met the ambulance people people and me at the entrance andax went a different way than me. . Carlisle e-rayed my my shoulder. He ended up telling me that I had torn a ligament ing shoulder. Carlisle told me that he could call someone at accueil to come and pick me up but I told him no thanks that I was going to stick around and see if Max was okay. I ended up finding Max in his own room with an I.V hooked into him and oxygen mask on him. His shoulder was all wrapped up in a ace bandage and had an ice pack on it.
Oh Max, I'm so sorry. I said.
For what? He ask....

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Why Do So Many People Hate Rosalie?

posted by Bella_Swan3

Why is Rosalie so unpopular in the Twilight fandom?

She seems anything but a Mary Sue, and believe me when I say that. She's vain, shallow, and kind of hostile towards Bella at first. She's not perfect. She's no Disney princess who sings to chipmunks and has little animal Friends who cater to her every whim. She has a temper that puts a lion with a bad case of PMS to shame on that count.

Remember that the way she acted to Bella was only because she felt threatened. She thought Bella was going to reveal their secret. That just shows that she cares about the safety of her family, right?

Can toi imagine being shown up par someone clearly inferior to you? That might sting.

Rosalie really isn't that bad. Just that after lire a few hundred pages of limited insight about Rosalie, when all of a sudden she goes all soft, the damage done might not be reversible.

So please hear me when I say that Rosalie isn't such a horrible character. She really isn't.

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Alice Cullens Past: Chapter 2

posted by CoolMandyz43

“Let’s go back in the house Alice it’s getting too hot!” Cynthia moaned
“Alright” I a dit quietly as I picked my head up from being on haut, retour au début of my knees.
“Your going to have to race me again!” I a dit quickly, not giving my sister a head start.
I do declare that when I run I feel like I'm floating, I'm not sure where all this gracefulness came from, but I do enjoy running plus than anything. I reached the door and jumped into our wide open living room. There was my parents and the Middletons; William, his mother Anna, and father James. This cannot be a good thing. Nothing ever...

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Amore - Ch. 4 - Mystery

posted by patrisha727

I will write Evening étoile, star tommorrow! ^_^

The guy stared at me with his golden eyes. I couldn't recognize, desire? I shuddered mentally. I glared at him back, he was La Reine des Neiges as a statue, and so was I. Then ten he broke away from the gaze and turned around. I frowned. What was that about? Did I have something in between my teeth? Is my outfit messy ou something. I turned around to Angela.
"Is there something that makes me stand out?" I asked her.
"Uh, toi pretty much stick into the crowd pretty well. The only person that really stands out is Lauren." Angela snickered.
I sighed.
"Is something...