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toi Know You're lire Twilight Fanfiction When...

posted by pompeybabe

Lemons ... get it?

I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).

This is a little graphic for those of toi who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)

1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no vampires and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella

8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them

9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)

10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 secondes after seeing Bella only bite her lip

11. Tanya is a bitch

12. Rose is the coolest badass ever

13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere

14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re lire a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: ou Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]

15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story ou a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I l’amour you” before sex

16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 secondes before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids

17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella Barbie and always takes her shopping against her will

18. No matter how long the story is ou what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips

19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her par Alice ou Rose

20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with musique and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits

21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon

22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.

23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick

24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.

25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah

26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme

27. They always rip condoms with their teeth

28. At one time ou another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”

29. The auteur will almost always sneak in at least one book ou movie quote

30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out par Edward watching her sleep

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Servant

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas pov
I don't know what is worse. My life ou the person I serve.... "Servant Swan? Where are you?!" He shouted. That was my Master Edward Cullen. I never say his name though to his face. That would be disrespectful, and it would land me punishment. How did I get here as a servant, and who is my cruel master? Well it all began...

Flashback
I was enjoying myself lire on a park bench; when all of a sudden, a girl with long blonde hair, came up to me. "Are toi Bella Swan?" She asked. I was confused; at how she knew my name. She was younge; and she wore a young black manteau with a hood. Mysterious....

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Time kidnapper (Chapter 11)

posted by 1TeamEdwardFan

I won't bore toi guys about excuses as to why I haven't written in so long (I know I always take a month...) But I am Sorry about the fact that I write so slowly (I just get addicted to some Fanfic's on here, and I can't write until I finish them).I would also just like to thank Halunik again because without her I would have never been able to write/type this chapter, And thanks for the pushes for me to write quicker... I try. Also thank toi too everyone who's reads my story and commentaires it means alot to me.
Hope toi enjoy, this chapter was the hardest one so far to write.

Bella's POV

We were...

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Neighbourly l’amour part 5

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
"Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone, I'll be waiting all thats left to do is run..." I sang the Taylor rapide, swift song. I feel very loved up right now, that I didn't know I had an audience. "So toi would wait for me; for a long time? Nice voice as well." He teased and laughed. That was embarrasing. I was in my room, chant a song, then out of no where, my boyfriend appears and jokes with me. He ran up to me where we so close together, when I was blushing really madly. "How did you-?" I started to question. He smiled and spoke ever so sweetly. "Part, of being a vampire, toi have...

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Aithne Chapter 1

posted by teamalice_0

AN: I’m écriture again, I got this story in my head and it seems interesting to me. I hope toi guys like it, if I get enough commentaires and if toi guys say toi like it I will continue it;
-teamalice_0
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When I was about 8, right before my mother left me and my dad, she sat me down in my room and told me something.I want toi to remember everything toi see around you, colors, people, everything toi possibly can. Your life will change and that will come in handy. Goodbye Isabella. at the time she told me this I didn’t understand what she meant by...

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Robert Pattinson Explains Why He Turned Down Simon Cowell

posted by fatoshleo

Twilight étoile, star Robert Pattinson turned down a lucrative record deal with Simon Cowell because he was convinced no one would like his music.

The actor, who plays guitar and piano, and composes his own songs, has rejected offers from several major musique companies and admits former American Idol judge Cowell was desperate to recruit him for his own firm.

But Pattinson insists he wouldn’t fit in with the reality TV star’s talent roster — because Cowell only works with artists who are popular with the public.

He says, “I l’amour Simon, I think he...

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The FUNNIEST Twilight EVA

posted by IluvjacobOk

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever...

Just a job cabriolet, cabriolet, gig fanfic 3#

posted by KatiiCullen94

I read the script, lire down the creased page, held par all the buffer men before me. WHAT I AM DOING HERE!, i seriously cant hope that I'm going to get this part. I mean, Edward Cullen is a perfection, i don't even see anything in myself. read further.
Edward and Bella passionately Kiss on Bella's bed
WHAT? i gotta do what? With her? Kristen? oh god please help me and protect me from my embarrassment.This is the reason why i'm still single, because im a dork and cause well, i can't really kiss,. again adding to my hypothesis, why am i seriously here!! if there was a bureau in here i would be...

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Have I met the right one? 2

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
Weeks passed; and l’amour was in the air for Edward and I. We went to theatre trips, took horse and carriges ride together. I think he could be the one for me. It's not like I need to go through plus men. That stopped after the ball. Eventhough, it wasn't exactly how I pictured it, still Cendrillon got her Prince Charming. Today Edward took me to the beautiful park we went to when we first met. It was so romantic. We stopped at a blossom arbre and he picked a rose for me. There was no need to tell me how he felt, about me. It's a romantic traddition in this century, that if your lover...

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Torture

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
"Where is Edward?" The Voltori shouted. Why should I give up on him. I am being held here, (in Italy,) And the Voltori are holding me captive. "Where is he?" Aro creeply asked. I never thought, he has got so much madness in him. "I'll never tell not in a million years. Not in a billion years." I shouted. Knowing, them they will torture me, till I give up. "You know Bella, toi are still human, and all it takes to kill toi is one accidental; slip to the throat ." Marcus warned. I could feel his breath on my slender throat. "Over my dead body." I said. Jane, (being Jane,) wanted to...

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THE IMPENDING STORM – TWILIGHT 5 - chapter1

posted by emilykuru

THE IMPENDING STORM – TWILIGHT 5

1. LOOMING VISIONS

As morning dawned, I turned to look outside. It wasn’t sunny but definitely not rainy. We couldn’t hold the hope of going to the town to see Charlie today.

As I gazed outside, Bella came in front of me with Nessie in her hand. “Ready to go see our family?” I smiled. “We cannot be here without them, can we?” She smiled back too.

She looked dazzling when she smiled. A few rays of sunlight which managed to come through the clouds, made her skin sparkle. I touched her hand and felt its smooth texture. Then I took Nessie form her...

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Met at a wedding -should we really be enemies? Part 3

posted by uniquezandy

Edwards POV
I must put the plan in action! The only question is how. School? It's a bit risky because everyone in a town this small knows everyones history. I tried the best to get Bella out of my head; but I couldn't. Somehow my prayes were answered as the doorbell rang. "I'll get it." I yelled so no one would get up. Slowley, I drew back the door and to my surprise... "Bella? What are toi doing here?" I questioned. I didn't mind it but we all realised the trouble we could get in to. "Esme, I am just going for a walk outside. someone from school is here to ask about the spanish homework."...

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RUN Bad beggening 5

posted by renesmee567

edward pov.

"what happened alice please tell me"isaid angrily," i can ashore toi she isn't dead but..."alice tralied off,"but wat"i a dit softly.
"volturi have her"alice a dit very angry.emse gasp
.then we all stould in silents then rosalie broke the silents,"so..... what do we do now"she ask alice,alice awser shoked all of us"we wait for bella to call so wait a second"1 seconde later carlise's phone rang it was bella's phone number,but it wasn't bella becauseface changed red then he a dit "aro how did u get this number?"
then he put him on speaker and then he said"bella" .............

srry that i didn't write sooner,i got the flu but i good now!!

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Time kidnapper (Chapter 10)

posted by 1TeamEdwardFan

Hey! Thanks for all the comments. I hope toi guys are liking my fan fic. Thank toi so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so much Halunik for helping me :)

Edward's POV

I slowly unfolded the piece of paper. I could hear everyone was anxious to read the letter.
The first thing I saw was the curly écriture again. I read the letter out loud.

"Dear Cullen's
Hi, my name is Tash. I am truly sorry that I have taken Bella away from toi all, but it's the only thing I could do. See the future of all Vampire's in Danger and the only one who can save us all, is you're precious Bella." I paused, Emmett chuckled.
"I never...

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Latest ‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn’ Casting News

posted by mitchie19

Few names have popped up this week, when we talk about Breaking Dawn’s casting. Continue lire and read an info that we found from Twilight Examiner.

* Mackenzie Foy, “Renesmee”: Entertainment Weekly announced Tuesday that Mackenzie Foy was “inches away” from becoming “Renesmee.” That, of course, does not mean the ink is dry, so until that information is confirmed, it’s still what would probably be called “premature.” Since the news, though, fansites have been on the prowl to try and uncover tape of Foy in action, and donné her limited resume, the finds are pretty impressive....

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Lexy Cullen(Chapter Twelve)

posted by moolah

Chapter Twelve:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
Do toi know how on the first rendez-vous amoureux, date you’ll get flowers? And toi say they’re beautiful, and then two days later they die? Well, that’s what happened to my stomach. My stomach was skinny, small, and sexy. At least I thought the sexy part. But whenever I woke up in the morning I placed a hand on my stomach. And felt a small bump. This causing me to SCREAM bloody murder. Dear god, the baby shouldn’t be this big should it? Renesmee woke up, clearly alarmed and groggily asks, “What’s wrong?” I say nothing just charge out of my room feeling fatter than the...

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Lexy Cullen(Chapter Eleven)

posted by moolah

Chapter Eleven:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
“Woo…I thought it was one of those ‘Awkward-Silence-Scenes’!” She a dit and I started laughing.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP
My microwave sounded. I smiled hard and opened the microwave. The beurre was melted perfectly and the aroma smelled nice through my colorful family room. Renesmee looked at the green and blue bowl in my hands. I laughed, “Want some?” “Please?” I smiled and grabbed a plastic cup with Yogi ours on it. I poured half of the beurre into Yogi then grabbed a Tweety Bird cup and poured the rest of the melted Trans fat into that cup. I handed...

Met at a wedding- should we really be enemies?

posted by uniquezandy

Edwards POV
Aggh another wedding! This is going to be fun(!) Tanya from the Denali coven is having a huge wedding and is inviting everyone from the town! And I thought Rosalie likes doing things big, but when I asked her what she thought she replied, "it's way plus exstravagant for my taste." Best dressed; like all my family, and we were off. Finally, Tanya was marrying someone so she can stop flirting with me and get off my back. I am fine on my own.

After the wedding we went all out for a moonlit dance under the stars and that was when I saw her... I walked over to her and asked "would you...

RUN Bad beggening 2

posted by renesmee567

emily

bella pov
"humans humans don't know when to stop talking" jane a dit looking a the 3 girls screaming for help but no one bothered because jane a dit they were crazy and runaways too.then were in the lobbey of the clocktower were jane's humans that were so stuiped to work there were,then asoon a s we walk into the doors in the doors i never want to go in, there the leaders sat looking at the waiting for me to come then smiled when i walked in frowning.

wat will happen next? will bella live ou die?

annbeth

maggie

bella

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Rosalie Cullen's seconde Life

posted by harrypotterbest

Okay, this is my first-ever Twilight fanfiction, so please dismiss it if it isn't so good.

I stared at her. ‘Bella, be quiet! I’m trying to put Nessie to sleep!’ I snapped, putting Renesme in her cot.
‘I wanna do that!’ a dit Bella.
‘Do toi always have to whine? And can’t toi see Nessie likes me?
Bella stood up, glaring at me. I glared right back.
‘Rosalie,’ a dit Edward. I turned to face him. ‘Give Ness-Renesme to Bella.’ I stared at him. ‘Rosalie!’ He a dit in a warning tone. As if he could take me. ‘I can, toi know!’ a dit Edward, smirking. I threw Renesme over...

jour Break - Chapter Two Air...

posted by AmberrBlueeyes

This is DayBreak...

I'd like to thank my Closest Friend For Inspiring me to write and post this story.

Air

We got to the airport and I quickly decided to use the passports with 'Mrs.Lexi Walmont and Mr.Howard Walmont' on them and boarded a plane to New York. "Can I think of something else now? I'm actually bored of my own thoughts." I giggled at Jake, he never ceased to amaze me, I shook my head as his face leaned closer to mine. "Not until we're out of forks, ou at least in the air properly. There's still a risk my Father might hear us, there's nothing to say we can't think of each other though. You're what I'm...