Lemons ... get it?
This is a little graphic for those of toi who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)
1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous
2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy
3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling
4. Edward has a temper
5. Though there are no vampires and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL
6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile
7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella
8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them
9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)
10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 secondes after seeing Bella only bite her lip
11. Tanya is a bitch
12. Rose is the coolest badass ever
13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere
14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re lire a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: ou Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]
15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story ou a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I l’amour you” before sex
16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 secondes before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids
17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella Barbie and always takes her shopping against her will
18. No matter how long the story is ou what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips
19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her par Alice ou Rose
20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with musique and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits
21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon
22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.
23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick
24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.
25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah
26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme
27. They always rip condoms with their teeth
28. At one time ou another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”
29. The auteur will almost always sneak in at least one book ou movie quote
30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out par Edward watching her sleep
ok so here are a few rumors i heard over the course of the months after Eclipse came out,about Breaking Dawn.
the first rumor is that Breaking Dawn will be rated R. ok people i can officially confirmer that this is not true.Breaking Dawn will be rated PG-13.
the seconde rumor is that Zac Efron will be starring in Breaking Dawn. absolutely not, Zac Efron is sticking to his High School Musical stuff. good boy.
third rumor, is that Justin Bieber is going to be in the film for thirty seconds...nice try people.you must be thinking of men in black where M.J was on screen for 30 seconds.
finally,that Bella is getting replaced. ok girls, as MUCH as we wish this rumor was true...it's not.i know i know. we would ALL l’amour for kristen stewart to get replaced.sorry, maybe suivant time.
the first rumor is that Breaking Dawn will be rated R. ok people i can officially confirmer that this is not true.Breaking Dawn will be rated PG-13.
the seconde rumor is that Zac Efron will be starring in Breaking Dawn. absolutely not, Zac Efron is sticking to his High School Musical stuff. good boy.
third rumor, is that Justin Bieber is going to be in the film for thirty seconds...nice try people.you must be thinking of men in black where M.J was on screen for 30 seconds.
finally,that Bella is getting replaced. ok girls, as MUCH as we wish this rumor was true...it's not.i know i know. we would ALL l’amour for kristen stewart to get replaced.sorry, maybe suivant time.
Muse won an American musique Award as the best alternative rock artist. toi can see their video from the Eclipse soundtrack of Neutron étoile, star Collision here. Unfortunately the Eclipse soundtrack did not win. It was beaten out of an award par the Glee soundtrack.
Opinion:
I've read that alot of people loved the Eclispe soundtrack...to be honest I dont even remember any of the songs on it! Now the Twilight soundtrack and the New Moon soundtrack I know par heart....I feel quilty that I dont feel the same about the Eclipse sountrack...but congrats to Muse!
