Kenny rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and welcome to my reality montrer bitches!!
Duncan: not another one dammit
Kenny rogers: shut up its my montrer *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*
Harold: ahhh not again
Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy
Harold: its harold
Kenny rogers: what ever bobby
*camera goes to the studio*
Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired
Duncan: unfairly
Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair
Duncan: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff
Cody: yay stuff
Heather: are we gonna get hurt
Kenny rogers: thats what it a dit in the contracts ha ha *throws bottle at harold*
Harold: *dodges* ha
Kenny rogers: *hits harold with bat* ok your suivant challange is in the park so meet me there in 10 minutes
Harold: oh my ribs
*camera goes to team magical's hotel*
Izzy: I want to be in this challange
Owen: me too I hope he doesnt ban me again
Heather: we need to win again in this challange
Izzy: yeah
*camera goes to duncans room*
Duncan: salut toi look nice
????: yeah i know
Duncan: dont worry I wont let them kick toi off this episode
????: sure only if we dont win
Duncan: yeah
*camera goes to Team uno's hotel*
Cody: courtney is gone we need to win
Alejandro: i know have toi seen gwen
Cody: no she left like 10 minutes ago
Alejandro: she is up to some thing
Harold: I hope I dont get KO'd again
*at the park*
Kenny rogers: todays challange is wait for it, wait for it
Kenny rogers: hold on I gotta go take a s***
Kenny rogers: *runs to porta potty*
Kenny rogers: *comes back 1 heure later* Im ok
Duncan: so what are we doing
Kenny rogers: some Jackass challanges like bat fetching 500 and pepper spray fights
Owen: pepper spray sounds tasty
Kenny rogers: *sprays owen with pepper spray*
Owen: I was wrong horribly wrong *on the ground pain*
Kenny rogers: its goinge to be cody and alejandro vs. Duncan and Owen in the bat fetcher 500
Owen: ok what do we do
Cody: yeah
Kenny rogers: ok stand over there and wait for my directions
Gwen: this cant be good
Heather: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: Im gonna chuck these bats at toi and toi have to dodge them and the last man standing wins
Cody: what
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at cody's face*
Cody: *gets hit right in the nose* Ughh *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok team uno has one left standing
Owen: your insane
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at owen* and your next
Owen: *gets hit in the ribs* ahh
Kenny rogers: *chucks plus bats at them*
Alejandro: *takes a bat to the Kiwi's* ahhh *falls over*
Kenny rogers: are toi still alive
Alejandro: yeah im ok
Duncan: Are toi ok *takes a bat to the back of the head* ughh pie!! *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok challange over its going to be Alejandro vs. Owen in pepper spray combat
Alejandro: not my face
Owen: I think my ribs are broken
Kenny rogers: now as a bonus last episode team magical won so some one on team uno has to get La Reine des Neiges yogurt dumped on there head
Kenny rogers: and the lucky victim is gwen
Gwen: what im lactose intolerant *starts to run*
Harold: *dumps yogurt on gwen* ha
Gwen: toi ass
Harold: ha ha ahhh *gets hit par bottle*
Kenny rogers: HA HA HA
Heather: ha toi look good gwen
Gwen: aghh *tackles heather*
Kenny rogers: *yells* fight fight
Gwen: *gets up* lets get to the suivant challange
Kenny rogers: ok alejandro vs. owen
Alejandro: *grabs pepper spray* lets go tubby
Owen: what did toi call me *grabs pepper spray*
Kenny rogers: GO!!!
*Alejandro and Owen tackle each other and spray each other with the pepper spray for like 5 minutes*
Kenny rogers: this is getting boring im gonna make it interesting
Kenny rogers: Izzy get the cattle prods
Izzy: yes sir *gets cattle prods and throws them into the fight*
*alejandro and owen shock each other at the same time and owen hits the ground first*
Kenny rogers: ok the winning team is team uno
Kenny rogers: so team magical I will meet toi at the camp feu tonight
*at team magicals hotel*
????: your team lost
Duncan: I know but I wont get voted out
????: are toi sure
Duncan: yeah we know who were voting out
*at the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: toi may cast your vote
*camera goes to the voting booth*
Duncan: Geoff
Heather: Duncan
Izzy: Geoff
Owen: Geoff
Geoff: Owen
*camera goes to the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: OK the loser is *looks around*
Geoff: oh come on tell us who lost
Kenny rogers: *smashes geoff of the head with bottle* your the weakest link so get off my island
*at team uno's hotel*
Cody we won tonight but were watching gwen she is up to some thing
Gwen: *walks in* salut whats up
Cody: nothing
*credits role*
Duncan: not another one dammit
Kenny rogers: shut up its my montrer *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*
Harold: ahhh not again
Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy
Harold: its harold
Kenny rogers: what ever bobby
*camera goes to the studio*
Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired
Duncan: unfairly
Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair
Duncan: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff
Cody: yay stuff
Heather: are we gonna get hurt
Kenny rogers: thats what it a dit in the contracts ha ha *throws bottle at harold*
Harold: *dodges* ha
Kenny rogers: *hits harold with bat* ok your suivant challange is in the park so meet me there in 10 minutes
Harold: oh my ribs
*camera goes to team magical's hotel*
Izzy: I want to be in this challange
Owen: me too I hope he doesnt ban me again
Heather: we need to win again in this challange
Izzy: yeah
*camera goes to duncans room*
Duncan: salut toi look nice
????: yeah i know
Duncan: dont worry I wont let them kick toi off this episode
????: sure only if we dont win
Duncan: yeah
*camera goes to Team uno's hotel*
Cody: courtney is gone we need to win
Alejandro: i know have toi seen gwen
Cody: no she left like 10 minutes ago
Alejandro: she is up to some thing
Harold: I hope I dont get KO'd again
*at the park*
Kenny rogers: todays challange is wait for it, wait for it
Kenny rogers: hold on I gotta go take a s***
Kenny rogers: *runs to porta potty*
Kenny rogers: *comes back 1 heure later* Im ok
Duncan: so what are we doing
Kenny rogers: some Jackass challanges like bat fetching 500 and pepper spray fights
Owen: pepper spray sounds tasty
Kenny rogers: *sprays owen with pepper spray*
Owen: I was wrong horribly wrong *on the ground pain*
Kenny rogers: its goinge to be cody and alejandro vs. Duncan and Owen in the bat fetcher 500
Owen: ok what do we do
Cody: yeah
Kenny rogers: ok stand over there and wait for my directions
Gwen: this cant be good
Heather: oh yeah
Kenny rogers: Im gonna chuck these bats at toi and toi have to dodge them and the last man standing wins
Cody: what
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at cody's face*
Cody: *gets hit right in the nose* Ughh *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok team uno has one left standing
Owen: your insane
Kenny rogers: *throws bat at owen* and your next
Owen: *gets hit in the ribs* ahh
Kenny rogers: *chucks plus bats at them*
Alejandro: *takes a bat to the Kiwi's* ahhh *falls over*
Kenny rogers: are toi still alive
Alejandro: yeah im ok
Duncan: Are toi ok *takes a bat to the back of the head* ughh pie!! *falls over out cold*
Kenny rogers: ok challange over its going to be Alejandro vs. Owen in pepper spray combat
Alejandro: not my face
Owen: I think my ribs are broken
Kenny rogers: now as a bonus last episode team magical won so some one on team uno has to get La Reine des Neiges yogurt dumped on there head
Kenny rogers: and the lucky victim is gwen
Gwen: what im lactose intolerant *starts to run*
Harold: *dumps yogurt on gwen* ha
Gwen: toi ass
Harold: ha ha ahhh *gets hit par bottle*
Kenny rogers: HA HA HA
Heather: ha toi look good gwen
Gwen: aghh *tackles heather*
Kenny rogers: *yells* fight fight
Gwen: *gets up* lets get to the suivant challange
Kenny rogers: ok alejandro vs. owen
Alejandro: *grabs pepper spray* lets go tubby
Owen: what did toi call me *grabs pepper spray*
Kenny rogers: GO!!!
*Alejandro and Owen tackle each other and spray each other with the pepper spray for like 5 minutes*
Kenny rogers: this is getting boring im gonna make it interesting
Kenny rogers: Izzy get the cattle prods
Izzy: yes sir *gets cattle prods and throws them into the fight*
*alejandro and owen shock each other at the same time and owen hits the ground first*
Kenny rogers: ok the winning team is team uno
Kenny rogers: so team magical I will meet toi at the camp feu tonight
*at team magicals hotel*
????: your team lost
Duncan: I know but I wont get voted out
????: are toi sure
Duncan: yeah we know who were voting out
*at the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: toi may cast your vote
*camera goes to the voting booth*
Duncan: Geoff
Heather: Duncan
Izzy: Geoff
Owen: Geoff
Geoff: Owen
*camera goes to the camp fire*
Kenny rogers: OK the loser is *looks around*
Geoff: oh come on tell us who lost
Kenny rogers: *smashes geoff of the head with bottle* your the weakest link so get off my island
*at team uno's hotel*
Cody we won tonight but were watching gwen she is up to some thing
Gwen: *walks in* salut whats up
Cody: nothing
*credits role*
DandC4evacute: hi and welcome to Total Drama Interviews. I'm you're hostess, Hadar. today we will be interviewing the girl who toi either love-or hate, here's Courtney! I just have to say I l’amour you're new look!
Courtney: Thanks. I understand that toi have a few questions?
DandC4evacute: yes. we're here to talk about your time on Total Drama.
Courtney: *is about to leave*
DandC4evacute: toi don't wanna talk about it?
Courtney: not really. Seriously I was the worst person I could be.
DandC4evacute: But think of you're fans!
Courtney: Fine I'll stay. For the fans.
DandC4evacute: okay so if toi could change anything about your time, what would it be?
Courtney: Ugh, how I acted on TDA, and to most people on TDWT. They really didn't need that.
DandC4evacute: Oops, it's time for a commercial break! *to Audience* Don't forget to send in your questions for Miss Courtney! I need at least 4 questions!
Courtney: Thanks. I understand that toi have a few questions?
DandC4evacute: yes. we're here to talk about your time on Total Drama.
Courtney: *is about to leave*
DandC4evacute: toi don't wanna talk about it?
Courtney: not really. Seriously I was the worst person I could be.
DandC4evacute: But think of you're fans!
Courtney: Fine I'll stay. For the fans.
DandC4evacute: okay so if toi could change anything about your time, what would it be?
Courtney: Ugh, how I acted on TDA, and to most people on TDWT. They really didn't need that.
DandC4evacute: Oops, it's time for a commercial break! *to Audience* Don't forget to send in your questions for Miss Courtney! I need at least 4 questions!
heather:there way a head and we got to go
courtney:we got to build something we can ro-ow
sierra:it doesn`t have to be a boat
girls:as long as it stays a float... oh why did we build gwen face
duncan & alejandro:it`s almost ready to set sail
duncan:just hammering in the final nail
girls:ooo
owen:we really did this fast
guys:so we,ll be back in 1st class becuase they built gwen face
girls:we built gwen`s face
guys:were going to take 1st place
girls:becuase we built gwen`s face
courtney:eeeyyyyeeeeaaaaeeeyyyeeaaaaeeeyyyeeeaaa
girls:we built gwen`s face
sierra:yea-e-yea-e-yea
courtney:we got to build something we can ro-ow
sierra:it doesn`t have to be a boat
girls:as long as it stays a float... oh why did we build gwen face
duncan & alejandro:it`s almost ready to set sail
duncan:just hammering in the final nail
girls:ooo
owen:we really did this fast
guys:so we,ll be back in 1st class becuase they built gwen face
girls:we built gwen`s face
guys:were going to take 1st place
girls:becuase we built gwen`s face
courtney:eeeyyyyeeeeaaaaeeeyyyeeaaaaeeeyyyeeeaaa
girls:we built gwen`s face
sierra:yea-e-yea-e-yea
I awoke with a cold sweat. I read my lit side clock. "4:00" it read. "Time to get ready for the game show," i thought to myself. I put my ears in a soft hat and my tail in my dress.it was every uncomfy but it had to work. I walked over to get my breakfast. i ate then headed off on my adventure. on the buss ride i sat suivant to 2 people i didn't know. "Hi! I'm Miranda! I like tings to blow up!" a dit the person on my left.
"Uhh... cool!"
"I'm Summer! nice to meet you! whats your name?"
'I'm Nikole."
"So what animal are you?" a dit summer.
"Uhh.... I don't know what youre talking about."
"Yes toi do!" a dit Miranda. "We all are part animal."
"We are?" I asked.
"Yup! like im part owl." a dit miranda.
"Horse!" Summer giggled
"Oh.. well i'm part wolf." I blushed.
"Cool. welcome to the team" summer said
"Uhh... cool!"
"I'm Summer! nice to meet you! whats your name?"
'I'm Nikole."
"So what animal are you?" a dit summer.
"Uhh.... I don't know what youre talking about."
"Yes toi do!" a dit Miranda. "We all are part animal."
"We are?" I asked.
"Yup! like im part owl." a dit miranda.
"Horse!" Summer giggled
"Oh.. well i'm part wolf." I blushed.
"Cool. welcome to the team" summer said
Santa
It was the first jour of high school and courtney was sitting in her bureau par her best Friends bridgette and leshawna and her boyfriend duncan who is sitting behide her. see courtney is still a CIT and she has longer hair about to her back and she was wearing a tank haut, retour au début with a picture of a red rose and the letter on it a dit bad girl and short pants. but the only thing she want to be is a leader of the cheerleader and she was all ready a CIT. salut courtney. a dit bridgette salut bridgette. a dit courtney so are toi ready to meet our new teacher courtney. a dit bridgette yeah total. a dit courtney well down get your hopes up i heard that she a nice teacher. a dit bridgette then teacher came in. hello kids. my name is Toot portia but toi can call me Mrs.portia. so let start on learn about math. a dit Mrs.portia it was four hours... ok class time for lauch. chr.2 lauch time
