Kenny rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and welcome to my reality montrer bitches!!

Duncan: not another one dammit

Kenny rogers: shut up its my montrer *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*

Harold: ahhh not again

Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy

Harold: its harold

Kenny rogers: what ever bobby

*camera goes to the studio*

Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired

Duncan: unfairly

Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair

Duncan: oh yeah

Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff

Cody: yay stuff

Heather: are we gonna get hurt

Kenny rogers: thats what it a dit in the contracts ha ha *throws bottle at harold*

Harold: *dodges* ha

Kenny rogers: *hits harold with bat* ok your suivant challange is in the park so meet me there in 10 minutes

Harold: oh my ribs

*camera goes to team magical's hotel*

Izzy: I want to be in this challange

Owen: me too I hope he doesnt ban me again

Heather: we need to win again in this challange

Izzy: yeah

*camera goes to duncans room*

Duncan: salut toi look nice

????: yeah i know

Duncan: dont worry I wont let them kick toi off this episode

????: sure only if we dont win

Duncan: yeah

*camera goes to Team uno's hotel*

Cody: courtney is gone we need to win

Alejandro: i know have toi seen gwen

Cody: no she left like 10 minutes ago

Alejandro: she is up to some thing

Harold: I hope I dont get KO'd again

*at the park*

Kenny rogers: todays challange is wait for it, wait for it

Kenny rogers: hold on I gotta go take a s***

Kenny rogers: *runs to porta potty*

Kenny rogers: *comes back 1 heure later* Im ok

Duncan: so what are we doing

Kenny rogers: some Jackass challanges like bat fetching 500 and pepper spray fights

Owen: pepper spray sounds tasty

Kenny rogers: *sprays owen with pepper spray*

Owen: I was wrong horribly wrong *on the ground pain*

Kenny rogers: its goinge to be cody and alejandro vs. Duncan and Owen in the bat fetcher 500

Owen: ok what do we do

Cody: yeah

Kenny rogers: ok stand over there and wait for my directions

Gwen: this cant be good

Heather: oh yeah

Kenny rogers: Im gonna chuck these bats at toi and toi have to dodge them and the last man standing wins

Cody: what

Kenny rogers: *throws bat at cody's face*

Cody: *gets hit right in the nose* Ughh *falls over out cold*

Kenny rogers: ok team uno has one left standing

Owen: your insane

Kenny rogers: *throws bat at owen* and your next

Owen: *gets hit in the ribs* ahh

Kenny rogers: *chucks plus bats at them*

Alejandro: *takes a bat to the Kiwi's* ahhh *falls over*

Kenny rogers: are toi still alive

Alejandro: yeah im ok

Duncan: Are toi ok *takes a bat to the back of the head* ughh pie!! *falls over out cold*

Kenny rogers: ok challange over its going to be Alejandro vs. Owen in pepper spray combat

Alejandro: not my face

Owen: I think my ribs are broken

Kenny rogers: now as a bonus last episode team magical won so some one on team uno has to get La Reine des Neiges yogurt dumped on there head

Kenny rogers: and the lucky victim is gwen

Gwen: what im lactose intolerant *starts to run*

Harold: *dumps yogurt on gwen* ha

Gwen: toi ass

Harold: ha ha ahhh *gets hit par bottle*

Kenny rogers: HA HA HA

Heather: ha toi look good gwen

Gwen: aghh *tackles heather*

Kenny rogers: *yells* fight fight

Gwen: *gets up* lets get to the suivant challange

Kenny rogers: ok alejandro vs. owen

Alejandro: *grabs pepper spray* lets go tubby

Owen: what did toi call me *grabs pepper spray*

Kenny rogers: GO!!!

*Alejandro and Owen tackle each other and spray each other with the pepper spray for like 5 minutes*

Kenny rogers: this is getting boring im gonna make it interesting

Kenny rogers: Izzy get the cattle prods

Izzy: yes sir *gets cattle prods and throws them into the fight*

*alejandro and owen shock each other at the same time and owen hits the ground first*

Kenny rogers: ok the winning team is team uno

Kenny rogers: so team magical I will meet toi at the camp feu tonight

*at team magicals hotel*

????: your team lost

Duncan: I know but I wont get voted out

????: are toi sure

Duncan: yeah we know who were voting out

*at the camp fire*

Kenny rogers: toi may cast your vote

*camera goes to the voting booth*

Duncan: Geoff

Heather: Duncan

Izzy: Geoff

Owen: Geoff

Geoff: Owen

*camera goes to the camp fire*

Kenny rogers: OK the loser is *looks around*

Geoff: oh come on tell us who lost

Kenny rogers: *smashes geoff of the head with bottle* your the weakest link so get off my island

*at team uno's hotel*

Cody we won tonight but were watching gwen she is up to some thing

Gwen: *walks in* salut whats up

Cody: nothing

*credits role*