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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights par Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 an old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the orange rue lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a bureau from her school. Apolla looked around even plus and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...
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posted by xboxrocksx45
toi just shut the door i fell like plus when toi say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do toi make sure to l’amour me even though i'm shy do toi ever ever ever think to try? do toi think of me? when toi say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when toi say hi well than toi won't be mine! yes this is l’amour but does it hurt? when i cry? when toi say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i l’amour you! why would say means things why would toi say the stuff that stings why would toi say that word when i know toi much? i don't think i would be with toi if i knew a thing ou two about your life toi backstabbing couteau i trusted toi and yet toi still flew without me
posted by icuSTALKER
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs toi a lot.
Don't toi l’amour her?
I do...
I l’amour my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
posted by adaug
toi can only live once, but if toi do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom ou dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two Friends already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she a volé, étole our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, l’amour a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking cul, ass so happily
Supernova, bend toi over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking toi right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock toi outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when toi go against me,
You...
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User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying aléatoire stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some aléatoire application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. toi have no means to do so. toi cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien toi know!!...
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