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posted by Insane4ever
So,this is my first of maybe many articles that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing

so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......

Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i a dit astronouts how do toi think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first taureau, bull in l’espace was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good Friends Collin Mc Moo,Milky chocolat and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents taureau, bull Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.






Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank toi for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
MDR
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Source: FUNNY PICS
Important Note for: readers of “Cabin for the Summer”


Hi guys! It’s me, the writer and creator of Cabin for the summer moolah. I have some HORIBLE news guys! And I am sooooooo sorry to spring this on you guys.

Don’t worry, everything is fine between me and my boyfriend, “Laken” but unfortunately my friend, “Chelsea” broke up her boyfriend, “James”. This sprung upon me and I am really upset because now I can’t bring you the marvelous adventures of them. BUMMER!! :’[. Also “Ella” is thinking about breaking up with her boyfriend, “Zack”. I don’t...
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posted by MJangellover
Almost everyone now uses the internet.In Europe,the number of link letters is three times less than ten years il y a because,nowadays,we all use e-mail to communicate with each other.Although technology behind the computer is very hard,it is very easy to use the internet.In fact ,you don't have to know anything about computers to be able to use the internet .All toi need is a computer and the World Wide Web;a system that stores information from computers all over the world.

There is nothing the internet doesn't have information about.You can find out about different books,films,sports ou anything...
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posted by MJangellover
1-a phone conversation between Mr Wong and Mr Davis:
Mr Wong:Hello Mr Davis
Mr Davis :who is speaking?
Mr Wong :this is Jack Wong from barking , east england .
Mr Davis:oh, yes. thank toi for ringing
Mr Wong : how is the hotel?
Mr Davis:Oh,it is fine.,can toi tell me about the arrangements for tomorrow?
Mr Wong : yes ,sir .I'll pick toi up at eight o'clock at your hotel
Then,I'll take toi to the office to Meet Mr Michael.Is that OK,sir?
Mr Davis : Yes that's OK, but I need to check out the deal before taking me there ,Is That working?
Mr Wong :yes,sir. With a lot of pleasure
posted by shutyourface
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what do toi want from me
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A banane


please write a quote because i worked so hard

and i l’amour this
and
i wish it could be a great seller

so




WRITE SOMETHING TODAY!



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BANANA!
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banane




WE
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but the banane died so i can't eat it so i chucked it away


so goodbye banana



how aléatoire was that so rate it out of ten
PLEASE

i also write stuff on lady gaga


goodbye
posted by orangeturnip
when that Angel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my cœur, coeur
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel appears to toi in form of desire
toi float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
toi jump about
cos toi cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel with her good intensions
will make toi fly
the Angel will make toi cry
the Angel will make toi feel how others feel
so toi can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost
"Well it was near the end of summer and I hanging with the gang (Dean the leader of the gang ,Spike seconde in command ,Spike's girl Vicky ,Rat (yes that his real name his parents are weird),Ian and Matthew (the twins ) and Jess my best friend since kindergarten .)So here we are do are normal thing Dean flirting with me ,the twins fighting as
always ,Jess talking nonstop about a movie no one seen ou ever heard of .All the sudden Jess's girlfriend Kayla (she been trying to get in the gang but she annoying so she not ) runs up yelling her own brains out about something ."Honey
what wrong ?"asks...
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posted by orangeturnip
i would like to express how i feel about one of this worlds most beutiful creations.


things i like about eyes
i like the colours
i like eyes from all animials
i like when toi can catch someone out when there lie'in

i like the fact toi can see out of them
but i also like that toi can see into them

when toi look at eyes , your looking through the portal to someones soul

you can see how someone truely feels , even if they dont know it themselves

if someone is is happy ,sad ou angry ou a mixture of a multitude of expressions even the plus complex ones like l’amour and lust

without my eyes my world would...
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posted by lexie2635
This one is longer

Alice's POV

I grabbed my lunch and sat down with my best Friends Bree, Alexyss and Jackie.

“So who was your pen pal?.” Bree asked.

“Some kid named Charlie Patterson”

“Hmm Ali, he sounds hot” Alexyss said.

“Ohh yeah,imagine dating a guy with the same accent as Robert Pattinson” Jackie replied back.

“Guys toi know I don’t have time for any boys, SO STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM!”I a dit as I got up and walked awayAfter what happen between me and Jake, I just couldn’t trust any guy anymore.

The last cloche, bell rung and it was time to leave.

“Catch toi on fanpop”...
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