So,this is my first of maybe many articles that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i a dit astronouts how do toi think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first taureau, bull in l’espace was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good Friends Collin Mc Moo,Milky chocolat and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents taureau, bull Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank toi for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......
Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i a dit astronouts how do toi think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first taureau, bull in l’espace was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good Friends Collin Mc Moo,Milky chocolat and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents taureau, bull Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.
Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank toi for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
Music IS the power: Power to the People.
Ryan:*walks into class* ITS HUG AN ASIAN DAY! o3o
Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy ours =w=
Ryan:*moves away*
Me:WHORE!! D:
David:ANYONE WANT A zèbre, zebra CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!
Ryan: :3
Me:Lilly buy the zèbre, zebra cake!!!
Lilly:I dont hav-
Me:BUY IT!!
Lilly: O_O
David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD
Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!
Me:YES!!
Me:*touches Jazz*
Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how toi spell it?!)
Me:Your point is?!
Jazz:Idk
Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??
Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
Me: -___-.......YAY! *hugs ryan* your soft...just like a teddy ours =w=
Ryan:*moves away*
Me:WHORE!! D:
David:ANYONE WANT A zèbre, zebra CAKE! FOR 50 CENTS! ITS BEEN TOUCHED MY AN ASIAN!!
Ryan: :3
Me:Lilly buy the zèbre, zebra cake!!!
Lilly:I dont hav-
Me:BUY IT!!
Lilly: O_O
David:PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Me:LOOKING LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND XD
Verionca:PERIOD CUP!!
Me:YES!!
Me:*touches Jazz*
Jazz:SEXUAL HARSHESTMENT!(is that how toi spell it?!)
Me:Your point is?!
Jazz:Idk
Me:*looks at hand* I have 5 figers! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!??
Jazz:Power rangers! =w=
toi always helped me with all my troubles
and i'd do the same for you
when i a dit no one cared about me
you'd say toi do
toi stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
toi came to my rescue
and put down the knife
toi told me toi would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
toi really cared
but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
toi made me whole
it's that i l’amour you
and even though were friends
i would always l’amour toi
until the end
I hope that one day
maybe you'll l’amour me too
and I'll be waiting for that jour to come
and you'll say I l’amour you
and i'd do the same for you
when i a dit no one cared about me
you'd say toi do
toi stopped me from hurting myself
and ending my life
toi came to my rescue
and put down the knife
toi told me toi would be nothing
if I wasn't there
those words showed me
toi really cared
but there's another secret
that killing my soul
one that made me realize
toi made me whole
it's that i l’amour you
and even though were friends
i would always l’amour toi
until the end
I hope that one day
maybe you'll l’amour me too
and I'll be waiting for that jour to come
and you'll say I l’amour you
Ok its been a while since i made a Drukies article but here goes!
Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last jour of school!!
Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!
Awesome- Cheese?
Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff toi put on s'mores?
Awesome- Girl toi wack!
Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book
Awesome- Learn anyone's number?
Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.
Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!
Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY cacahuète, arachide BUTTER!
Awesome- Your alergect to cacahuète, arachide butter...
Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!
Awesome- I don't have any cacahuète, arachide butter!
Z- Want a lolly pop?
Awesome- ooo what flavor?
Z- Mystery
Awesome- Your a mystery!
Z- whats that suppose to mean?
Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!
Z- COOLIO!
Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!
Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!
Too be continued...
Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last jour of school!!
Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!
Awesome- Cheese?
Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff toi put on s'mores?
Awesome- Girl toi wack!
Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book
Awesome- Learn anyone's number?
Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.
Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!
Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY cacahuète, arachide BUTTER!
Awesome- Your alergect to cacahuète, arachide butter...
Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!
Awesome- I don't have any cacahuète, arachide butter!
Z- Want a lolly pop?
Awesome- ooo what flavor?
Z- Mystery
Awesome- Your a mystery!
Z- whats that suppose to mean?
Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!
Z- COOLIO!
Awesome- NO seriously! Get out!!
Z- OMG Awesome no need to get pushy!
Too be continued...
Once upon a time There was a girl named Abby. She loved to talk. Her teachers eventually stopped calling on her.
One day, she talked during a feu while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the chercher for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang a volé, étole five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.
Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.
So she was accueil schooled.
But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they Lost their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.
So they duct-taped her mouth shut.
THE END
One day, she talked during a feu while a kid in her class was telling her teacher where the 17 other children were.
The teacher couldn't here her, and the chercher for the children lasted twelve hours. During that time, a gang a volé, étole five computers, three cars, seventeen dogs, and blackmailed the mayor into giving them seven grand.
Abby was expelled from the school.
When she told her parents, they imediately looked for a school for her to go to.
But the only school that gave her acceptence was the class in the juvinille deliquent center.
So she was accueil schooled.
But she caused her parents so much trouble that in a week they Lost their all hair and were standing on the thin line between sanity and the nut house.
So they duct-taped her mouth shut.
THE END
