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posted by MrOrange16
This is a liste of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If toi enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. toi must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The plus beautiful and pure a thing is, the plus satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The plus toi hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. toi must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. toi must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. toi will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs plus Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be plus fucked up shit than what toi just saw.
29. toi can not divide par zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL toi STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...

*/b/ is the aléatoire forum on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....
The suivant jour was Wednesday, which meant they met with Ms. Winters again. "I'm kind of scared!" Emma whined. Mellissa and Eve rolled their eyes. “Come on, Emma!" Eve threw back her head. "Fine." Emma replied back.

When it was time, Ms. Winters pulled them inside the classroom. "We're going to learn your abilities. Eve, toi first. Think bats." Ms. Winters said. Eve got up and closed her eyes. Fangs shot out of mouth and her once small human frame morphed into a bat. "Squeeeeeak! Squeeeaaaak!" Eve tried to say.

"Nice job, Miss Dipalo.Now Mellissa. If toi don't already know, toi have super strength,...
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"Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm home!" Emma called from the foyer of their house. She walked into the cuisine and found her parents cooking dinner. "Hi sweetie, we're cooking vegetarian spaghetti and the sauce, your favorite!" Her mom said. "Cool! But I need to eat it fast, I need to call some Friends and talk, is that okay?" Emma said, walking over to her mom. "Of course, honey!" Her mom said. "And dinner's just about ready."

"Bye!" Eve mouthed to Mellissa from the sidewalk. Eve turned the corner and once she did she started running towards an alley. "Might as well take a shortcut." She muttered to herself....
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First off, I’m trying to convey that I find your statement ou remark funny, even though I may ou may not be laughing behind this screen. Some people are too lazy to laugh, ou just do it to make them think that they like toi in order to get something out of you. Those kind of lolers are NOT your friends, I repeat NOT. For those who are clueless about what I’m talking about, “lol” is internet slang for laugh out loud and is probably the most used word on the internet and about 90% of internet denizens use this slang word in their daily online conversations, blog posts, comments, etc....
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected par wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited par one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit ou other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that toi have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers ou water witches. Someone who can locate water ou Lost object with a rod ou wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see ou sense aura, ou energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week toi eat ou want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 ou 10.

Let's say toi eat chocolat 8 times a week (we won't tell).

2.Multiply that number par 2.

8 x 2 = 16

3.Add 5 to the précédant result.

16 + 5 = 21

4.Multiply that par 50.

21 x 50 = 1050

5.Add the current an (Gregorian).

1050 + 2011 = 3061

6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If toi haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.

(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)

3061 - 251 = 2810

7.(Assuming toi were born in 1975...)

2810 - 1975 = 835

8.You'll end up with a 3 ou 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one ou two digits will be the number of times per week toi eat ou want chocolat (the number toi specified in the first step).

8 pieces of chocolat a week, 35 years of age.
posted by misscrazel
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I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
 "It's a long story. toi wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. toi can tell me if toi ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
posted by animelol
-Every year, nearly 4 million chats are eaten in Asia
-On average, chats spend 2/3 of a jour sleeping,that means a 9 an old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. chiens and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of chats is called a "clowder"
-Female chats tend to be right pawed, while male chats are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, chiens make 10.
-Some siamese chats appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A chats eyesight is both better and...
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If toi could see inside my heart
Then toi will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep toi hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the feu we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...
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In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love
In and out of love

Young and wired
Set to explode in the heat
You won't tire
‘Cause baby was born with the beat
Take toi higher than you've ever known
Then drive toi down to your knees
I pick toi up when you've had enough
You been burned baby lessons learned

In and out of love
Hear what I'm saying
In and out of love
It's the way that we're playing
In and out of love
Too much is never enough
She's gonna get ya

Running wild
When me and my boys hit the streets
Right on time
She's here to make my night complete
Then I'm long...
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Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my cœur, coeur for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the feu but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...
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Shot through the cœur, coeur
It's all part of the game that we call love

Would toi be content to see me crying
After all those little games toi put me through
After all I've done for toi you're lying
Wouldn't it be nice to tell the truth

Didn't somebody somewhere say
You're gonna take a fall
I gave toi everything
Now here's the curtain call

Am I’m
Shot through the cœur, coeur as I lay there alone
In the dark through the heart
It's all part of the game that we call love

Now you've come back here to say you're sorry, ha
I don't know who you're talking to
It could be the man I used to be, girl
I've grown up and now I'm...
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What plus can I do, there's nothing that I haven't tried
Still it's so hard for her to notice
That I've tried hard to be straight
There's nothing left I can say
If only she would look my way, hey, salut but

She don't know me (She don't know)
She don't see me (She don't care)
She can't hear me (She can't hear)
Can not help me (She don't want)
She don't want me (Like I want her)
Like I want her (I’ve got to tell her)
Got to tell her (That I l’amour her)
That I l’amour her
She doesn't even know my name

I dream of when she'll be mine
I dream of crossing that line
And holding her so tender
Dreaming it could come true
So...
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^.^ Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
This is NOT mine, I found it link. Thought this was funny....enjoy!
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are toi ready for secondes yet?"

"Are toi going to come again suivant time?"

"It's a little dry, do toi still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do toi think you'll be able to handle...
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posted by Gmillsap02
At the end of series 3, toi never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:

Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be suivant in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well toi know that face ou a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If toi don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.

Think about it...I could be right!

So she of trapped in THE SPIRIT WORLD<--------
posted by flippy_fan210
 Derpy
Derpy
yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of toi don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy a dit she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge muffin on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...
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I’m in disarray
I’m unkempt
And I l’amour toi sugar
Yeah this is what toi do
When toi run your fingers through my hair
In the morning I’m feeling like a sexy superstar

Wow, wow
You rock my party
Wanna make toi stay
You’re the only one that keeps me chant la la la
I l’amour to smell your t-shirt
I like the way toi are
But most of all I like it, like it

I like what toi do to my hair
Who knew that looking a mess could feel so good
I like what toi do to my hair
Toss it and tease it
Run your fingers through it
Oh how toi do it

Now go and mess it up, mess it up
Baby mess it up
Mess it up, mess it up
Do it till I can’t...
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Hip shaker
Dream maker
Heart breaker
Earth quaker
I can be anything that toi want me to

Coin spender
Mind bender
Jet setter
Go getter
Changing my get up for anything toi choose

I don’t mind trying on someone else
I won’t mind seeing just how it felt
I might like changing my disguise
To make toi happy

Here’s my formal invitation
You and me go masquerading
Lose ourselves in this charading
Is this l’amour we’re imitating
Do we want what we got
If not I say so what
Here’s my formal invitation
La la la la

You can be my
School teacher
Mind reader
Dream weaver
Just be the one I can count on to play it out with me

Hot...
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I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy toi are
You’re a talented kind of boy toi are
And that’s just the kind of boy toi are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the musique plays
Headstrong, can toi feel the beat
Melt down, can toi feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can toi feel the beat
Melt down, can toi feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...
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Oh
Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, salut boy
Gotta make toi mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, salut boy
You’re really laid back and toi play it smooth
Hey boy, salut boy
I see the way toi déplacer from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish toi knew, what toi do
I can’t take my eyes off...
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I’m not the girl that toi see in the magazine
Perfect face and perfect body
Never be anyone but the one I am, one I am
I can’t bend to your expectations
Live to fulfill any fantasy
If what I am is what toi need
Love me for me
And not for someone that I would never be
‘Cause what toi get is what toi see
And I can’t be any plus than what I am
Love me for me ou don’t l’amour me (Or don’t l’amour me)
Don’t think you’re gonna change what’s inside of me
Make me who toi want me to be
Won’t be someone I’m not for somebody else, someone else
Love me with all my imperfections
Not for an image of your...
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