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posted by MrOrange16
This is a liste of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If toi enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. toi must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The plus beautiful and pure a thing is, the plus satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The plus toi hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. toi must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. toi must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. toi will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs plus Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be plus fucked up shit than what toi just saw.
29. toi can not divide par zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL toi STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...

*/b/ is the aléatoire forum on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....
This is a true story. If anyone tells toi it isn't true, they are lying. Enjoy the story of my amazing life. -Lonk

I have always lived in PENNSYLVANIA. I was born in Pennsylvania and raised in Pennsylvania my whole life. I still live in Pennsylvania.

One day, when my mommy named Lonk's Mom was cooking, she realized she was cooking my boots. She stopped cooking, because she realized, those were my only pair of boots. She gazed into the boiling pot and didn't care about the fact that she might burn her hand and dipped her whole arm into the pot and took out my boots. I didn't see my boots,...
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There are many reasons why people abandon their dogs. Generally, it is not the dog's fault and often the decision to take a dog to an animal shelter is based not on emotion but on convenience. It is representative of a society lacking strong values--everything is disposable, including pets. People are encouraged to use excuses for their own behavior--it always is someone else's fault. In this case, it's the dog's fault!

Having a dog is a commitment to that animal for 10-15 years and should be a well thought out family decision based on a thorough investigation of the breed and breeder. Most...
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posted by Nick16
Some of what I'm about to say regarding Fanpop.com Website's prevarications is so childishly simple, I fear it may be patronizing to explain; I apologize in advance. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how what Fanpop.com insists are original philosophies are nothing plus than warmed-over versions of Marxism. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, it has been a dit that it breaks my cœur, coeur and fills my chest with agonizing pain when I see Fanpop.com violate values so important to our sense of community....
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posted by BlackPetals
(Literally sat down and typed this out...)

She gave away the secret.
She told him he was my crush.
I wanted her to keep it.
Now when he meets my eyes I blush.

Cheeks are red.
Heart is hammering.
I wasn't mistaken, wasn't misled.
Somewhere, others are yammering.

But in this closet, it's only us two.
This small room is full of me and you.
It should last.
It shouldn't end.

But afterwards, he told his friends.
I was just another girl he got alone.
I was just another girl to flirt with on the phone.
Whenever he was bored, when he had nothing to do.
I wasn't the first.
The first was you.

I met toi the suivant day,
You...
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Jeremy:Yeah, why wouldn't I?" ???:"Exactly! Now follow the stranger into this magic portal!" Suddenly, Jeremy felt a rumble. Jeremy:"Hey! What are toi doing!?" Just then Jeremy blacked out. He then woke up in a castle? Jeremy:"Where am I!?" ???:"Your in Margonia! Names Oliver. Don't toi know that fictional things are real? Mario's a nice guy, he's kind of annoying with his jumping sound effects, and Sonic is...well, OK. I mean, toi don't really get used to giant talking foxes and stuff that easily.

And don't even get me STARTED on this guy! I mean, who would be bad-ass enough to carry a sword...
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posted by Tailsfan99
In the past six months alone, dozens of studies examining the health impact of drinking sugary beverages ou diet soda have been published in medical journals. Some suggested a relationship; others did not.

Sometimes, the media coverage of these studies took the researchers par surprise.

That was the case for epidemiologist Hannah Gardener, PhD, of the université of Miami. In February, she presented early results from her ongoing research at a health conference, and was completely unprepared for the media attention it received.

The story appeared on all the major networks, in most major newspapers,...
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~ barium tetraiodomercurate

~ barium hexafluorosilicate

~ beryllium acetylacetonate

~ barium pyrovanadate

~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon

~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride

~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate

~ tetrahydrocannabinol

~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride

~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine

~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide

~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate

~ tetrafluoroethylene

~ bromoisobutyric acid

~ cyclopentadienyl anion

~ acetylbutyric acid

~ butyl glyoxylate    

~ hydroxypropyl acrylate

~ propyl pyruvate

~ decaprenoastaxanthin
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Plot: The plot would be the same as the Madoka Magica animé series.

Director: Micheal baie

Scriptwriter: Ehren Kruger

Music: Steve Jablonsky (Featuring "Connect" par Linkin Park)

Cinematography: Amir Mokri

Editing: Paul Rubell
Roger Barton
William Goldenberg

Production Companies: Paramount Pictures
Hasbro
Magica Quartet

Distributed By: Paramount Pictures

Release Date: June 25th, 2016

Running Time: 170 minutes

Country: United States
Japan

Budget: $230 Million

Cast

Magical Girls:

Willow Shields as Madoka Kaname
Madison Pettis as Sayaka Miki
Bailee Madison as Homura Akemi
Peyton liste as Mami Tomoe...
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I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!

Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.

This movie...is one of the most films of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!

Score: 5/5

Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!

Score: 5/5

Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 minutes in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!

Score: 4/5

Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).

Score: 4/5

Final Thoughts: If toi want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!

Final Score: 18/20

Would I recommend it? YES
posted by BlondLionEzel
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!

Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!

This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!

Score: 2/5

Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the musique was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.

Score: 3/5

Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!

Score: 1/5

Final Thoughts: If toi are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.

Final Score: 9/20

Would I recommend it? NO
posted by CorporalSununu
Well, if this is indeed the aléatoire club, I think this is a good place to put a [b]random[b] article.
So, for this aléatoire article, I'll be putting some strange yet sort of weirdly interesting facts. Let the games begin:
-Barbie is a nickname. Her full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts
-Hello Kitty is not her real name. A few years back, Sanrio published a book about her, including a family tree, which stated her name was Kitty White.
-Johnny Depp has never won an oscar.
-Mel blanc was a man who did every single voice in the majority of the Bugs Bunny cartoons, and his voicing liste goes on and on....
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Rant 2: Geewuners!

I'm baaack!

Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!

If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are fans of Transformers G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 fans are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!

I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.

On a different note, people should open their minds to the Transformers 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!

I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
posted by KyoyaTategami01
Yo Moma so fat that she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit

Yo Moma so fat,when she dies in Call of Duty,the player get's the 5 person kill streak

Yo Moma so stupid that she played got your nose with Voldemort

Yo Moma so fat,the sorting hat has signed her to the house of pancakes

Yo Moma so stupid that Rebecca Black told her Thursday comes before Friday

Yo Moma so fat,she's a map on Call of Duty

Yo Moma so ugly,she's the reason why Waldo is hiding

Yo Moma so stupid,she brought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo Moma so ugly,she makes blind kids cry

Yo Moma so fat,when she sat on the iPod,she made the iPad

Yo Moma so...
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posted by LocalArtistist
Again Disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.

There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her sandale, sandal falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.

(Have yet to find how she dies.)
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This is BIG ! I have made a series based off of Nintendos beloved Super Mario characters. mainly the Yoshi gang. The series is a comedy,horror,romance,and basically a mix of everything. Its about rose yoshis adventures and the magical power of the power stars . It starts off with Pinky Yoshi (or her name in the series Marry ann) arriving to her new accueil and figuring every thing out. She dosent know English at firt but picks up on it (shes Japanese) . And toi will just have to wait and find out what adventures await . Please give my series a shot? I wil mettre en ligne the character information par at latest end of the mois . Then par April 20 (?) toi guys will have your first chapter :D . PLEASE CHECK OUT MY profil AND MESSAGE ME FOR plus DETAILS

Thank toi so much if toi do check my profil out and PM me toi have no idea how much that means to me <3
The iconic Hollywood sign has loomed over the epicenter of American movie making since 1923, and its 87 an history includes plenty of interesting tidbits.

The sign read HOLLYWOODLAND from 1923 to 1949.
Each letter originally stood 50 feet (15 m) and 30 feet (9.1 m) wide high, but renovations in 1978 resized the letters to 45 feet (14 m) tall and anywhere from 31 to 39 feet (9.4 to 12 m) wide.
In 1932, Broadway actress Peg Entwistle committed suicide par jumping off the letter “H.”
Alice Cooper led the 1978 donation drive to remodel the famous sign. The shock rocker contributed $27,000 of...
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