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found this stuff and i wanted to share with toi guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person suivant to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your questions to the class.

6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.

7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.

8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".

9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.

10.Tell your teacher that toi don't do homework because it's against your religion.

11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is a dit often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a cercle around your bureau laughing and clapping loudly.

12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start chant opera.

13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.

14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the jour of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a cercle and light them. Sit in the middle of the cercle with the ouji board and claim toi are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.

15.Ask questions while trying not to use any nouns ou make any sense. ex: I have a question: When toi a dit that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did toi mean the thing that, toi know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?

16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to confirmer that toi agree. When they ask toi to stop, say "but I l’amour toi so!!"

17.When toi have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?

18.When a teacher asks toi for your homework, angrily exclaim that toi are a member of Greenpeace ou the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.

19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where bébés come from in a childish voice.

20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.

21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .

22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .

23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
A Nice jour To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the herbe to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot plus fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope toi enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all toi opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't toi see, the resolve to cut toi reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...
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*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long il y a me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and a dit "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years ou so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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posted by miniabby33
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a canard
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents



commentaire tell your Friends then I will make plus spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I l’amour making these for toi so comment. All the commentaires I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm écriture all this cuz I need a longer article so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
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No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have toi watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash films like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer....
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salut there, and welcome to part 2 of this dumb idea that I had. Obscure 80s slasher films. None of the populaire stuff. If toi haven’t seen me talk about the first sixteen films yet, go check that article out, cause there’s comparisons toi might miss ou something. Anyway, let’s get on with the final fifteen

#15: Nightmares in a Damaged Brain (1981)



Okay, first things first. Yes, I know the advertising name for this film is Nightmares. However, that name is super generic and I don’t care, so we’re going par it’s alternate name. Secondly, this is another one of those video nasty...
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Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of an again. The Halloween season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And toi know what that means? That means it’s another an for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher films came out that decade. toi got Jason Vorhees,...
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Okay so a quick montrer of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal Japon containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, ou at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced par Samuel L. Jackson, musique was done par RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the animé itself was animated par Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...
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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored par a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized gant weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told toi if toi keep falling asleep, their gonna kick toi outta here"...
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards par an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes toi can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are toi doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: toi okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think toi were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED par A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...
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