found this stuff and i wanted to share with toi guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person suivant to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your questions to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that toi don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is a dit often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a cercle around your bureau laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start chant opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the jour of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a cercle and light them. Sit in the middle of the cercle with the ouji board and claim toi are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask questions while trying not to use any nouns ou make any sense. ex: I have a question: When toi a dit that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did toi mean the thing that, toi know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to confirmer that toi agree. When they ask toi to stop, say "but I l’amour toi so!!"
17.When toi have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks toi for your homework, angrily exclaim that toi are a member of Greenpeace ou the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where bébés come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”
2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.
3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person suivant to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."
5.Sing your questions to the class.
6.Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
7.Get everyone in the class to start humming softly, and gradually hum louder.
8.Put your hand up, and when the teacher acknowledges you, just say "I'm pointing at the ceiling".
9.Superglue a coin to the ground and watch people try to pick it up.
10.Tell your teacher that toi don't do homework because it's against your religion.
11.Listen to what the teacher says, and pick out a word that is a dit often, like "the". Each time the word is said, run a cercle around your bureau laughing and clapping loudly.
12.Start clapping, but keep a steady beat. When other people start clapping, start chant opera.
13.Draw a smiley face on a piece of paper, and talk to it.
14.Bring some candles, an ouji board and matches into the class on the jour of a test. Before the test starts, set the candles in a cercle and light them. Sit in the middle of the cercle with the ouji board and claim toi are trying to channel the spirit of Einstein.
15.Ask questions while trying not to use any nouns ou make any sense. ex: I have a question: When toi a dit that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did toi mean the thing that, toi know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
16.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to confirmer that toi agree. When they ask toi to stop, say "but I l’amour toi so!!"
17.When toi have a 2000 word essay due, hand in two pictures related to the topic. After all, a picture is worth a thousand words, right?
18.When a teacher asks toi for your homework, angrily exclaim that toi are a member of Greenpeace ou the Earth Liberation Front, and that the mass slaughter of innocent trees is unacceptable.
19.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, ask where bébés come from in a childish voice.
20.Write out plan on how to conquer the world.
21.Wink at the teacher and say "hey sexy" .
22.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle .
23.Point out the window and say “LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN” once every one looks say “oh too late he’s gone now”
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see toi again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I a dit YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do toi mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the montrer today! BYE! I HOPE toi ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post mises à jour if toi want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post mises à jour if toi want :)
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the haut, retour au début of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy ours and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. toi hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as toi can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say toi were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a aléatoire person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive toi cheated on me with that whore" and point to a aléatoire girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If toi are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If toi are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz ou dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy ours and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. toi hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as toi can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say toi were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a aléatoire person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive toi cheated on me with that whore" and point to a aléatoire girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If toi are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If toi are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz ou dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the suivant week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told toi I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell toi again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can toi tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the suivant week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told toi I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell toi again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can toi tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because toi l’amour someone else doesn't mean toi have to break one plus heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how toi look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, toi can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if toi dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who toi want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when toi can enjoy being who toi are.
-Alana
if toi let yourself down, toi let everyone behind toi down.
-Alana
your first l’amour will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because toi l’amour someone else doesn't mean toi have to break one plus heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how toi look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, toi can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if toi dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who toi want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when toi can enjoy being who toi are.
-Alana
if toi let yourself down, toi let everyone behind toi down.
-Alana
your first l’amour will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana