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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if toi can try the harmomonica ou the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo, which Lady Gaga used, than her hair was all ugly, than some guy with a microphone and a pretty hat a volé, étole it, than he turned it into a body again and burned it..." toi get the point.

6. In the middle of rehersing a song, yell "MARY HAD A LITTLE agneau AND ATE IT TOO"

7. Dress up as Richard Simmons. Go into band, and yell "Come on guys! Let's do this!" in a Richard Simmons accent.

8. Flirt with the person suivant to you, regardless of gender, age, ou what instrument they play.

9. Yell out "IM SAILOR(your name),SOLDIER OF INSTRUMENTS!" than play your instrument very loudly.

10. Go suivant to the band teacher's chair, and whisper very loudly to a friend: "PSST! Hey! I heard that (teacher's name) got a (boob if girl, penis if guy) job!"

11. If your teacher asks toi who toi heard it from, say: "Lady Gaga. She wants to ride your disco stick." and run away with your friend, both of toi giggling.

12. Write a suicide note duiring class. If the teacher catches toi and asks toi why you're écriture a suicide note, simply reply "It's for a friend. She couldn't write it because she/he's on vacation. Like it?"

13. Get a boom box/radio thingy and play All Around The World par ATC on it. Come into class in 80's clothes. Do squats, dance moves, and push-ups. 'Nuff said.

14. If toi have a test ou big exam coming up, come in with alot of papers and yell "HEY GUYS! IF toi WANT THESE TEST/EXAM ANSWERS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A FAKE BATHROOM EXCUSE AND MEET ME BEHIND THE SCHOOL, OKAY?"

15. Come in with punk clothing, a punk wig, and fake piercings. Don't play your instrument. When your teacher asks toi to, say "I DONT WANNA! I'm rebelious". traverser, croix your shoulders and turn around.

16. If your teacher went out of the room, grab his/her baton. Tell the band to play a certain piece you're working on (preferably one toi all suck at), and conduct them.

17. Dance to the band music.

18. Come in looking like a slut. Tell everyone toi were just at a party. Try to fuck someone.

19. Sing Maneater par Nelly Futardo. Do dirty dance moves.

20. If you're having a test, say "TEST? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SUPPORT GROUP!" and stomp out of the room.
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I'm not sure if anybody is reading, but if toi are: HI!!! And I've read several other articles much like this one.

On with the show!!! ...if anybody is reading...


THINGAMAJIGS:

1) I'm a pegasister/I like MLP.

2) I'm barely starting the new school an and I feel like I'm failing my geometry/math class.

3) I am obsessed with an animé character, along with the animé itself, Mizore Shirayuki from Rosario Vampire. And I wannabe just like her ( hence the nom d’utilisateur ).

3) I want my punctuation and grammar just right. So if toi see an error: tell me!!

4) I'm always the bullied kid.

5) I can't stand jazz and...
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posted by Elacool
"I don't know,guys,"Amy Allen said,studying the door in front of her."This looks way too much like homework to me.And school doesn't even start up for another week"

"I don't know why we let toi tag along.Try and think positive.This is going to be great" Briana Ornette said." A trip to a museum will be a great adventure only if toi just montrer a little enthusiasm".

" I think my enthusiasm just died,"Amy replied."A museum......"She made it sound like the sentence of doom.

"Don't be so negative Amy,if toi don't like it,we can go somewhere else but only if the rest of the gang agrees with me" I said."Let's...
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Eve Dipalo walked into her school. Right when she walked in she felt out of place. She set her livres inside her locker, and was about to walk off but noticed someone scooting toward her. "Um hi?" Eve said, confused, when the brunette girl came up to her. "I'm sorry if I creep toi out ou something, but for some reason, I felt... drawn to you." The girl said. "I-uh, don't know what to say." Both girls lunged vers l'avant, vers l’avant in pain. "OUCH!" They both screeched at the same time. Everybody turned to the two girls, now lying on the floor. The brunette tried getting up but collapsed back down. A teacher...
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posted by yours_forever
down in the workshop

all the elves were makin' toys

for the good gentile girls

and the good gentile boys

when the boss busted in

nearly scared 'em half to death

had a fusil, carabine in his hands and

cheap whiskey on his breath

from his beard to his boots

he was covered with ammo

like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

and he smiled as he a dit with a twinkle in his eye

"merry christmas to all-

now you're all gonna die!"

the night santa went crazy

the night st.nick went insane

realized he'd been gettin a raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

well,the workshop is gone now

he decided to bomb it...
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Shot through the cœur, coeur and you're to blame
Darlin' toi give l’amour a bad name

An angel's smile is what toi sell
You promise me heaven then put me through hell
Chains of l’amour got a hold on me
When passion's a prison toi can't break free

Whoa, you're a loaded gun, yeah
Whoa, there's nowhere to run
No one can save me
The damage is done

Shot through the cœur, coeur and you're to blame
You give l’amour a bad name
(Bad name)
I play my part and toi play your game
You give l’amour a bad name
(Bad name)
Hey, toi give l’amour a bad name

Paint your smile on your lips
Blood red nails on your fingertips
A school boy's dream, toi act so shy...
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I’m not alone
Even when we’re apart
I feel toi in the air, yeah
I’m not afraid
I know what you’re thinking
I can hear toi everywhere
Some people say it’ll never happen
And we’re just wasting time
But good things come when u least expect them
So I don’t really mind
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We’ll be together
So don’t ever stop listening to your heart
‘Cause I can’t turn mine off, whoa, whoa… oh
I can’t pretend
This is a rehearsal for the real thing
Because it’s not, and
I know we’re young...
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My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he a dit that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were jouer la comédie like animaux just because of me and I a dit that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 an old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no plus fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank toi for those who took their time lire my story. Goodbye and I hope that toi could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If toi like Tekken and Naruto, toi may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If toi look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. toi tell me: do toi think this should be looked over?
posted by akatsuki_lover9
 flippy burying firestar
flippy burying firestar
it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan chats are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even plus fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with toi here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the jour the clan chats had to make their decision. Excitement...
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1.FLIPPY:the most awesome character that ever lived in the history of anything. i would give anything for him to be real.(even though everyone would be dead)

2.DOVEWING:misunderstood cat with powers that help shape her clan's future every day.

3.SPOTTEDLEAF:loyal, sweet, gentle medicine cat who will always be remembered even after she's long gone.

4.SCOURGE:amazing leader who can kill another of his kind with the flick of a paw. hardly shows any emotion other than anger. holds grudges easily and takes his revenge better than the grudge herself.

5.SILVERSTREAM:kind riverclan she cat. her death was...
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1. Throw pop corn, maïs soufflé in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can toi fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling pop corn, maïs soufflé that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get pop corn, maïs soufflé yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit suivant to toi because toi invisible friend...
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When we got in.The sky was getting darker."Uh...What's happening?"Alicia asked Maybelle."Ariana's trying harder to get the stone."Maybelle answered.A scream came from far away.Maybelle took us to the hut.And we heard Ariana and her Team."I wont sleep...eat...or BLINK...until I get the stone!"Ariana shouted."Okay guys...I know where to go!"Maybelle said.Ariana was standing behind her."Do you?"She asked."Give me the stone,Idiot."Ariana demanded."I stabbed toi once.I'll sure as heck do it again."I reminded her."Oh will you?You Hick!The little Hillbilly gonna stab me!"Ariana teased."You say that...
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Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have toi begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have toi crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do toi feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes toi freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to toi too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the Christmas gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told...
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