1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"
2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it
3. Ask if toi can try the harmomonica ou the recorder
4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.
5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo, which Lady Gaga used, than her hair was all ugly, than some guy with a microphone and a pretty hat a volé, étole it, than he turned it into a body again and burned it..." toi get the point.
6. In the middle of rehersing a song, yell "MARY HAD A LITTLE agneau AND ATE IT TOO"
7. Dress up as Richard Simmons. Go into band, and yell "Come on guys! Let's do this!" in a Richard Simmons accent.
8. Flirt with the person suivant to you, regardless of gender, age, ou what instrument they play.
9. Yell out "IM SAILOR(your name),SOLDIER OF INSTRUMENTS!" than play your instrument very loudly.
10. Go suivant to the band teacher's chair, and whisper very loudly to a friend: "PSST! Hey! I heard that (teacher's name) got a (boob if girl, penis if guy) job!"
11. If your teacher asks toi who toi heard it from, say: "Lady Gaga. She wants to ride your disco stick." and run away with your friend, both of toi giggling.
12. Write a suicide note duiring class. If the teacher catches toi and asks toi why you're écriture a suicide note, simply reply "It's for a friend. She couldn't write it because she/he's on vacation. Like it?"
13. Get a boom box/radio thingy and play All Around The World par ATC on it. Come into class in 80's clothes. Do squats, dance moves, and push-ups. 'Nuff said.
14. If toi have a test ou big exam coming up, come in with alot of papers and yell "HEY GUYS! IF toi WANT THESE TEST/EXAM ANSWERS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A FAKE BATHROOM EXCUSE AND MEET ME BEHIND THE SCHOOL, OKAY?"
15. Come in with punk clothing, a punk wig, and fake piercings. Don't play your instrument. When your teacher asks toi to, say "I DONT WANNA! I'm rebelious". traverser, croix your shoulders and turn around.
16. If your teacher went out of the room, grab his/her baton. Tell the band to play a certain piece you're working on (preferably one toi all suck at), and conduct them.
17. Dance to the band music.
18. Come in looking like a slut. Tell everyone toi were just at a party. Try to fuck someone.
19. Sing Maneater par Nelly Futardo. Do dirty dance moves.
20. If you're having a test, say "TEST? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SUPPORT GROUP!" and stomp out of the room.
2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it
3. Ask if toi can try the harmomonica ou the recorder
4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.
5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo, which Lady Gaga used, than her hair was all ugly, than some guy with a microphone and a pretty hat a volé, étole it, than he turned it into a body again and burned it..." toi get the point.
6. In the middle of rehersing a song, yell "MARY HAD A LITTLE agneau AND ATE IT TOO"
7. Dress up as Richard Simmons. Go into band, and yell "Come on guys! Let's do this!" in a Richard Simmons accent.
8. Flirt with the person suivant to you, regardless of gender, age, ou what instrument they play.
9. Yell out "IM SAILOR(your name),SOLDIER OF INSTRUMENTS!" than play your instrument very loudly.
10. Go suivant to the band teacher's chair, and whisper very loudly to a friend: "PSST! Hey! I heard that (teacher's name) got a (boob if girl, penis if guy) job!"
11. If your teacher asks toi who toi heard it from, say: "Lady Gaga. She wants to ride your disco stick." and run away with your friend, both of toi giggling.
12. Write a suicide note duiring class. If the teacher catches toi and asks toi why you're écriture a suicide note, simply reply "It's for a friend. She couldn't write it because she/he's on vacation. Like it?"
13. Get a boom box/radio thingy and play All Around The World par ATC on it. Come into class in 80's clothes. Do squats, dance moves, and push-ups. 'Nuff said.
14. If toi have a test ou big exam coming up, come in with alot of papers and yell "HEY GUYS! IF toi WANT THESE TEST/EXAM ANSWERS, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A FAKE BATHROOM EXCUSE AND MEET ME BEHIND THE SCHOOL, OKAY?"
15. Come in with punk clothing, a punk wig, and fake piercings. Don't play your instrument. When your teacher asks toi to, say "I DONT WANNA! I'm rebelious". traverser, croix your shoulders and turn around.
16. If your teacher went out of the room, grab his/her baton. Tell the band to play a certain piece you're working on (preferably one toi all suck at), and conduct them.
17. Dance to the band music.
18. Come in looking like a slut. Tell everyone toi were just at a party. Try to fuck someone.
19. Sing Maneater par Nelly Futardo. Do dirty dance moves.
20. If you're having a test, say "TEST? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SUPPORT GROUP!" and stomp out of the room.
This is a My Little poney fan fiction. If toi don't like talking chevaux that come in different colors, please run for your life.
At a classic car montrer in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting par his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting par his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, ou toi will be killed par a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
At a classic car montrer in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting par his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting par his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, ou toi will be killed par a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool requin movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Chair de poule EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion ou something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool requin movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Chair de poule EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion ou something.. That face image fucked me up..
