0 = Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as any bayonet.
1 = Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.
2 = Lager warming up head. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse.
3 = Crossword in newspaper filled in. After a while blanks are filled in with aléatoire letters and numbers.
4 = Barmaid complimented on choice of bra, partially visible when bending to get packet of crisps. Try to instigate conversation about bras. Order half a dozen packets of crisps one par one.
5 = Have brilliant discussion with guy on the suivant bar stool. Devise fool-proof scheme for winning lottery, sort out Manchester United's problems.
6 = Feel like a Demi-God. Map out rest of life on cigarette packet. Realize that everybody loves you. Call parents and tell them toi l’amour them. Call girlfriend to tell her toi l’amour her and she still has an amazing figure.
7 = Send drinks over to woman sitting at table, tableau with boyfriend. No reaction. Scribble out message of l’amour on five cocktail napkins and Frisbee them to her across the room. Boyfriend asks toi outside. toi buy him a Slim Panatela.
8 = Some slurring. Offer to buy drinks for everyone in room. Lots of people say yes. Go round the bar hugging them one par one. Fall over. Get up.
9 = Head-ache kicks in. bière tastes off. Send it back. suivant bottle comes back tasting the same. Say, "That's much better." Fight nausea par trying to play old l’espace Invaders game for ten minutes before seeing out of order sign.
10 = Some doubling of vision. Stand on table, tableau shouting abuse at all four barmen. Talked down par barmaid, who toi offer to give a baby to. Fall over. Get up. Fall over. Impale head on corner of table. Fail to notice oozing head wound.
11 = Speech no longer possible. Eventually manage to find door. Sit and take stock. Realize toi are sitting in pub cellar, having taken wrong turning. Vomit. Pass out.
12 = Put in cab par somebody. Give accueil address. Taken home. Can't get key in door. Realize you've donné address of your local gym. Generally pleased at way evening has gone. Pass out again.
1 = Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.
2 = Lager warming up head. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse.
3 = Crossword in newspaper filled in. After a while blanks are filled in with aléatoire letters and numbers.
4 = Barmaid complimented on choice of bra, partially visible when bending to get packet of crisps. Try to instigate conversation about bras. Order half a dozen packets of crisps one par one.
5 = Have brilliant discussion with guy on the suivant bar stool. Devise fool-proof scheme for winning lottery, sort out Manchester United's problems.
6 = Feel like a Demi-God. Map out rest of life on cigarette packet. Realize that everybody loves you. Call parents and tell them toi l’amour them. Call girlfriend to tell her toi l’amour her and she still has an amazing figure.
7 = Send drinks over to woman sitting at table, tableau with boyfriend. No reaction. Scribble out message of l’amour on five cocktail napkins and Frisbee them to her across the room. Boyfriend asks toi outside. toi buy him a Slim Panatela.
8 = Some slurring. Offer to buy drinks for everyone in room. Lots of people say yes. Go round the bar hugging them one par one. Fall over. Get up.
9 = Head-ache kicks in. bière tastes off. Send it back. suivant bottle comes back tasting the same. Say, "That's much better." Fight nausea par trying to play old l’espace Invaders game for ten minutes before seeing out of order sign.
10 = Some doubling of vision. Stand on table, tableau shouting abuse at all four barmen. Talked down par barmaid, who toi offer to give a baby to. Fall over. Get up. Fall over. Impale head on corner of table. Fail to notice oozing head wound.
11 = Speech no longer possible. Eventually manage to find door. Sit and take stock. Realize toi are sitting in pub cellar, having taken wrong turning. Vomit. Pass out.
12 = Put in cab par somebody. Give accueil address. Taken home. Can't get key in door. Realize you've donné address of your local gym. Generally pleased at way evening has gone. Pass out again.
Okay, so I was sitting on the canapé last night watching some rubbish télévision montrer and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my arc en ciel colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I l’amour toi soooooo much' and so I was like 'I l’amour toi more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting toi a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting toi one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minutes later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
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_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
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_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
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_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
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Ok so here is a bunch of aléatoire Moments i will be writting. All are true.
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: MDR ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG toi needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope toi liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!
I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.
Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)
Me: MDR ... *thinks* HEY!
Lilly: *laughing* OMG toi needed to think?
Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.
Shelly: *laughing*
Hope toi liked this ramdom moment!!!
p.s. real names not used!!!!