0 = Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as any bayonet.
1 = Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.
2 = Lager warming up head. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse.
3 = Crossword in newspaper filled in. After a while blanks are filled in with aléatoire letters and numbers.
4 = Barmaid complimented on choice of bra, partially visible when bending to get packet of crisps. Try to instigate conversation about bras. Order half a dozen packets of crisps one par one.
5 = Have brilliant discussion with guy on the suivant bar stool. Devise fool-proof scheme for winning lottery, sort out Manchester United's problems.
6 = Feel like a Demi-God. Map out rest of life on cigarette packet. Realize that everybody loves you. Call parents and tell them toi l’amour them. Call girlfriend to tell her toi l’amour her and she still has an amazing figure.
7 = Send drinks over to woman sitting at table, tableau with boyfriend. No reaction. Scribble out message of l’amour on five cocktail napkins and Frisbee them to her across the room. Boyfriend asks toi outside. toi buy him a Slim Panatela.
8 = Some slurring. Offer to buy drinks for everyone in room. Lots of people say yes. Go round the bar hugging them one par one. Fall over. Get up.
9 = Head-ache kicks in. bière tastes off. Send it back. suivant bottle comes back tasting the same. Say, "That's much better." Fight nausea par trying to play old l’espace Invaders game for ten minutes before seeing out of order sign.
10 = Some doubling of vision. Stand on table, tableau shouting abuse at all four barmen. Talked down par barmaid, who toi offer to give a baby to. Fall over. Get up. Fall over. Impale head on corner of table. Fail to notice oozing head wound.
11 = Speech no longer possible. Eventually manage to find door. Sit and take stock. Realize toi are sitting in pub cellar, having taken wrong turning. Vomit. Pass out.
12 = Put in cab par somebody. Give accueil address. Taken home. Can't get key in door. Realize you've donné address of your local gym. Generally pleased at way evening has gone. Pass out again.
1 = Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.
2 = Lager warming up head. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse.
3 = Crossword in newspaper filled in. After a while blanks are filled in with aléatoire letters and numbers.
4 = Barmaid complimented on choice of bra, partially visible when bending to get packet of crisps. Try to instigate conversation about bras. Order half a dozen packets of crisps one par one.
5 = Have brilliant discussion with guy on the suivant bar stool. Devise fool-proof scheme for winning lottery, sort out Manchester United's problems.
6 = Feel like a Demi-God. Map out rest of life on cigarette packet. Realize that everybody loves you. Call parents and tell them toi l’amour them. Call girlfriend to tell her toi l’amour her and she still has an amazing figure.
7 = Send drinks over to woman sitting at table, tableau with boyfriend. No reaction. Scribble out message of l’amour on five cocktail napkins and Frisbee them to her across the room. Boyfriend asks toi outside. toi buy him a Slim Panatela.
8 = Some slurring. Offer to buy drinks for everyone in room. Lots of people say yes. Go round the bar hugging them one par one. Fall over. Get up.
9 = Head-ache kicks in. bière tastes off. Send it back. suivant bottle comes back tasting the same. Say, "That's much better." Fight nausea par trying to play old l’espace Invaders game for ten minutes before seeing out of order sign.
10 = Some doubling of vision. Stand on table, tableau shouting abuse at all four barmen. Talked down par barmaid, who toi offer to give a baby to. Fall over. Get up. Fall over. Impale head on corner of table. Fail to notice oozing head wound.
11 = Speech no longer possible. Eventually manage to find door. Sit and take stock. Realize toi are sitting in pub cellar, having taken wrong turning. Vomit. Pass out.
12 = Put in cab par somebody. Give accueil address. Taken home. Can't get key in door. Realize you've donné address of your local gym. Generally pleased at way evening has gone. Pass out again.
Ask everyone toi meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as toi can.
If toi see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to canard under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as toi can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as toi can.
If toi see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to canard under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as toi can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, ou pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum plus gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min ou completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting plus till toi reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, ou pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum plus gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min ou completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting plus till toi reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
