1) Pick up cat and berceau, station d’accueil it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. berceau, station d’accueil in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from haut, retour au début of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted par cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) emballage, wrap cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force chats mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for rendez-vous amoureux, date of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring feu brigade to retrieve cat from arbre across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed par large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive toi to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop par furniture boutique on way accueil to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. berceau, station d’accueil in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from haut, retour au début of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted par cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) emballage, wrap cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force chats mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for rendez-vous amoureux, date of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring feu brigade to retrieve cat from arbre across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed par large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive toi to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop par furniture boutique on way accueil to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolat
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too acide, sure
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My grain de raisin, raisin stepped on a table, tableau lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolat
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too acide, sure
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My grain de raisin, raisin stepped on a table, tableau lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken traverser, croix the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck traverser, croix the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man traverser, croix the road?
A: To get to the seconde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey traverser, croix the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey traverser, croix the road?
A: To get hit par my car.
Q: Why did the woman traverser, croix the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck traverser, croix the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man traverser, croix the road?
A: To get to the seconde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey traverser, croix the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey traverser, croix the road?
A: To get hit par my car.
Q: Why did the woman traverser, croix the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell toi 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person toi don't know
2)Then twirl another aléatoire persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a aléatoire persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool chant the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and montrer them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a aléatoire person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person toi don't know
2)Then twirl another aléatoire persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a aléatoire persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool chant the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and montrer them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a aléatoire person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!