aléatoire Article: My Typical Sick jour

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posted by TheFan2000

5:45 AM- Wake up, whine to parents about a terrible headache
6:00 AM- Discover that temperature is 99 degrees, go back to sleep
6:45 AM- Wake up again suffering a severe bout of chills and feeling extremely groggy
7:00 AM- Eat breakfast, make final decision to stay accueil from school
7:30 AM- Suffer another episode of chills and go up to bedroom
7:35 AM- Take a morning nap before chills get worse
7:45 AM- Become extremely cold, get another headache, crank up the heated blanket to the highest it'll go
8:00 AM- Violently yank off heated blanket and turn down heat after waking up sweating
9:00 AM- Wake up feeling even groggier after dad leaves for work. Go downstairs and watch remainder of Good Morning America
9:05 AM- Mother makes an overly worried phone call. Assure her that everything is okay.
9:15 AM- Suffer another bout of chills and collapse on the canapé to catch the last of Good Morning America
10:00 AM- Realize that there's nothing mildly interesting on TV except soap operas. Perform periodic temperature check. One hundred and one degrees.
10:10 AM- Go down to practice the piano, but decide head throbs too much. Neighbor makes periodic phone call; assure her everything is fine.
11:00 AM- Check fanpop for anything new. Perform periodic temperature check. Still one hundred and one degrees.
11:30 AM- Heat up cold soupe for lunch, along with about five glasses of water. Go back to check Fanpop.
11:45 AM- Finish about half of the soupe before feeling seriously dizzy. Quickly put the soupe away and drink as much water as I can hold.
12:00 PM- Go back to computer to watch cat videos
12:15 PM- Get stranded on the weird side of YouTube; instead find something on Netflix to watch on TV
12:30 PM- Get bored of Netflix. Fall asleep on couch.
1:30 PM- Realize I slept through My periodic temperature check. Angry to find that it hasn't gone down at all.
1:45 PM-1:46 PM- Receive two consecutive phone calls: one from mom, one from neighbor
2:00 PM- Finally break down from the chills and headaches and grogginess. Huddle in a corner of the cuisine whimpering like a wounded animal.
2:05 PM- Periodic temperature check. No luck.
2:25 PM- Become drowsy from fever medicine. Take afternoon nap.
3:30 PM- Wake up feeling somewhat refreshed. Eat a Clementine and drink some milk. Realize with frustration I slept through another temperature check. Still no luck
3:40 PM- Mom comes accueil and fusses over my health, as well as making me drink water until I’m about to burst
3:45 PM- Check school website for homework. Complete all of it before getting another pounding migraine and severe chills
6:00 PM- Wake up with a queasy stomach and feeling grumpy. Take a quick douche to get blood flowing.
6:30 PM- Try once again to practice the piano. Make it through a few scales and a fragment of a sonata before a severe coughing fit.
7:00 PM- Appetite returns. Eat dîner with family. Perform periodic temperature check. One hundred degrees.
7:30 PM- Mom demands I take plus medicine. Watch TV with family for a while.
8:00 PM- Finish remainder of homework and manage to read a little bit
9:00 PM- Get another round of chills and go to lit in frustration

suivant MORNING (if still sick): Repeat process once again.

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~You would never know!!~

posted by nessienjake

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard par the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases plus energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders plus than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five...

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UnExpected l’amour

posted by TOTALFan

WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, toi told me."

Paige:"Why toi here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop par and tell toi I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I Lost my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?...

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Do toi think I'm a good writer?

posted by MegaNerd

This piece takes place on a plage in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits suivant to me on the crooked arbre that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still montrer in her eyes and the grime...

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i need everyones help!please!!! read this articles first go to the commentaires though!

posted by lilred96

(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell toi my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell toi what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person toi will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my l’amour even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain

P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!

Introduction to My Story, 'Ripples In The Lake'...

posted by musicfanaticXD

Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave toi hanging. I think my titre is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's a dit that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way ou another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what toi think!

***************

We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the photo on my end table, tableau and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.

Slave of a evil Wannabe

posted by KatiiCullen94

SHILOH!" ok so now toi know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave toi chills and made toi gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so toi shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell toi know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound plus scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,,...

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Definitely aléatoire :)

posted by sapherequeen

KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)

Okay, so lately I've been bored and I'm a little upset because someone took me off their fanlist (I know, I have no reason to be upset considering how many fans I have, but I'm just too sensitive to not mind). So, to distract myself, I'm going to see if I can come up with over 20 rock bands/singers that I love, and name the haut, retour au début 5 songs I l’amour from each band :)

I'm not going to lie, this will probably be endlessly boring...but I didn't no where else to write this, and this is the aléatoire club....

Well, I'm gonna start.

1. KoRn
(Songs: Hushabye, Twisted Transistor, Politics, No Way, Haze)
2. Evanescence...

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Naturally lyrics

posted by KatiiCullen94

how toi chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what toi feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what toi do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i l’amour the way toi know
who toi are and to me it's exciting
when toi know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...

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A Poem to "Early Sunsets Over Monroeville"

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Note: The auteur of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.

Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my favori scenes

I sat on my lit on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living

We're older now. I need to get over the fact that toi hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...

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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dîner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in aléatoire spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone toi meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

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Dreams are the only place where our l’amour survives! Pt. 2 :D

posted by AnnaSmiley

So Angela left. Jacob was alone at the beach, thinking about her. They're both in love.

Angela's POV
-Angela! Fast!- Aunt yelled at me
-I'm awake, aunt Lizzy!- I yelled
-Okay! Get ready! School starts in half an hour!
-Damn! It took me so long!?
-So long for what- She asked not knowing about my talent.
-Oh, nothing, aunt.

Wow.. This night was the best! I wanna see him again. Just wait till I tell everything to Jenna and Clarissa- I thought excited. Oh, yea, they wouldn't believe me. That's the bad side of my talent. It's supernatural. Haha, weird. I'm a Supernatural girl.. My talent and I'm a werewolf....

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A story about me and my favori thing in the world.. PIE!! :D

posted by Fangirl99

Thanksgiving is my favori holiday, well, one of them, wanna know wy? cause for desert, toi get pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D!
"hello there pie, are toi ready to be eaten?"
"yes i am" a dit the pie. it was citrouille pie, my fav.
"your the best thing thats ever been invented! i l’amour you!
"well, instead of thanking the guy who made pies, go thank the guy who made pumpkins!
"oh yeah, huh?
"what are toi doing?" my sister came intothe kitchen.
"talking to my friend."
"the pie?"
"yeah"
"well, its ready to be eaten"
"OH BOY!! PIE!!!! YEAH!!" Then i started running aroung the house like and idiot lol.
i was SOOOO BORED, so thtas why i made this. blablablabla

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10 logical ways to win a band-off if youre in band at a football game

posted by Nayeli53

Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the trombone to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky ou disgusting, like melted chocolat ou a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand ou went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The étoile, star Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP?

posted by sapherequeen

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of toi and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favori fictional characters :,(

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(

*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my profil page; it has expired.

You see, when I was on fanpop like three weeks il y a this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me...

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mysterious l’amour chapter 5

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was lire and math?"
"Boring"I a dit he kinda smiled and a dit "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do toi no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just a dit "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew a dit "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was lire it in the bibliothèque when i came in too look...

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mysterious l’amour chapter three

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter three-

Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the haut, retour au début of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher a dit "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...

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plus facts!! Part 4

posted by patrisha727

céleri has negative calories. It takes plus calories to eat a piece of céleri than the céleri has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to avaler, hirondelle the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes amer things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...

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GETTING VERY RANDOM!

posted by Dan_07

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I don't know what anything means...

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Ways To Annoy People At The films

posted by BellaCullen96

Throw pop corn, maïs soufflé in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can toi fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling pop corn, maïs soufflé that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get pop corn, maïs soufflé yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit suivant to toi because toi invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 2}

posted by Yama

Emily had the capuche, hotte down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. ou maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five minutes of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as toi got into the car but...