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Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she a dit yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first rendez-vous amoureux, date and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written par me, a girl.

Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth through awkward silences
•Have some ideas on where to go and what to do, it will make toi seem plus on haut, retour au début of the situation, but don’t decide of a place, she may not like it.
•Always, always, always have a jacket

Step two: During
•Show up no later than ten minutes late, and never be early. If toi told her eight, she plans on having until eight to get ready, and if you’re late it will seem like toi don’t care
•Compliment her! She spent a while getting ready and she wants to know it was worth it. Make it something from the heart, not “You look so sexy/hot”
•It never hurts to open up the car door.
•Say toi thought you’d go to _______. Choose a place with a wide verity of food, so she can find something she likes
•Expensive is not always better, she will feel guilty if toi drop a lot of money
*Don't make it a quiz, with a bunch of questions starting with what, how why, ect. Start a real conversationg, wit ha few questions sprinkled in. YOu will get to know her overtime
•Avoid pick up lines, though the fake-yawn to put your arm around us is tolerated, lines like “did it hurt when toi fell from heaven” are not
•If it’s cold, the veste toi brought is around her shoulders. It’s a sweet gesture that will always give toi hommages for the future
•Avoid talk about any “ex” she may feel used, ou like a trophy. Both are undesirable

Step three: After
•If you’re planning to Kiss her good bye ou say something sweat, do so in the car. Her father is most likely waiting for a way to embarrass toi and anything plus moderate than a hand-shake will not be acceptable
•Make it clear toi had a good time but don’t offer a seconde rendez-vous amoureux, date unless toi are sure she wants one too.
•Don’t Kiss unless the mood is right, but make it memorable
•Walk her to the door
•After walking back to your car, take one last look at her house and smile. She’ll be watching and will most likely smile back.

Step four: The future
•Don’t treat her as a trophy, talk to her, be with her, but don’t parade her around
•Kissing/hugging in front of your Friends means a lot, but in front of hers could be risky, like everything, test the waters before making big moves
•Stand up for her, ask her for advice, and make sure she never doubts how toi feel
•If toi cheat on her, toi sure as hell will get your cul, ass kicked, par both her, her friends, and the one toi cheated with. She will find out eventually
•If toi lie to her, toi sure as hell will get your cul, ass kicked
•Doing something sweet and romantic will almost always make up for forgotten birthdays/anniversaries
•Sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to cry on

Remember, toi may think the work is done after the first date, but really the war has just begun. Girls are not some trophy to be won, sat on a shelf, and admired. toi have to work to keep her. Do sappy romantic things, carry her books, and open her doors. Never lose sight that every time a girl says yes to a date, it is the best thing that ever happened to you.
Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad ou somthing?"
no toi look beautiful dont ever think toi are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher a dit "Class toi will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher a dit "I want toi to draw what ever toi feel in your heart.What...
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I made this liste before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
 "We all go a little mad sometimes."
"We all go a little mad sometimes."


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with divisé, split personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay ou a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but toi might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider toi a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant?...
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