Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she a dit yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first rendez-vous amoureux, date and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written par me, a girl.
Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth through awkward silences
•Have some ideas on where to go and what to do, it will make toi seem plus on haut, retour au début of the situation, but don’t decide of a place, she may not like it.
•Always, always, always have a jacket
Step two: During
•Show up no later than ten minutes late, and never be early. If toi told her eight, she plans on having until eight to get ready, and if you’re late it will seem like toi don’t care
•Compliment her! She spent a while getting ready and she wants to know it was worth it. Make it something from the heart, not “You look so sexy/hot”
•It never hurts to open up the car door.
•Say toi thought you’d go to _______. Choose a place with a wide verity of food, so she can find something she likes
•Expensive is not always better, she will feel guilty if toi drop a lot of money
*Don't make it a quiz, with a bunch of questions starting with what, how why, ect. Start a real conversationg, wit ha few questions sprinkled in. YOu will get to know her overtime
•Avoid pick up lines, though the fake-yawn to put your arm around us is tolerated, lines like “did it hurt when toi fell from heaven” are not
•If it’s cold, the veste toi brought is around her shoulders. It’s a sweet gesture that will always give toi hommages for the future
•Avoid talk about any “ex” she may feel used, ou like a trophy. Both are undesirable
Step three: After
•If you’re planning to Kiss her good bye ou say something sweat, do so in the car. Her father is most likely waiting for a way to embarrass toi and anything plus moderate than a hand-shake will not be acceptable
•Make it clear toi had a good time but don’t offer a seconde rendez-vous amoureux, date unless toi are sure she wants one too.
•Don’t Kiss unless the mood is right, but make it memorable
•Walk her to the door
•After walking back to your car, take one last look at her house and smile. She’ll be watching and will most likely smile back.
Step four: The future
•Don’t treat her as a trophy, talk to her, be with her, but don’t parade her around
•Kissing/hugging in front of your Friends means a lot, but in front of hers could be risky, like everything, test the waters before making big moves
•Stand up for her, ask her for advice, and make sure she never doubts how toi feel
•If toi cheat on her, toi sure as hell will get your cul, ass kicked, par both her, her friends, and the one toi cheated with. She will find out eventually
•If toi lie to her, toi sure as hell will get your cul, ass kicked
•Doing something sweet and romantic will almost always make up for forgotten birthdays/anniversaries
•Sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to cry on
Remember, toi may think the work is done after the first date, but really the war has just begun. Girls are not some trophy to be won, sat on a shelf, and admired. toi have to work to keep her. Do sappy romantic things, carry her books, and open her doors. Never lose sight that every time a girl says yes to a date, it is the best thing that ever happened to you.
Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth through awkward silences
•Have some ideas on where to go and what to do, it will make toi seem plus on haut, retour au début of the situation, but don’t decide of a place, she may not like it.
•Always, always, always have a jacket
Step two: During
•Show up no later than ten minutes late, and never be early. If toi told her eight, she plans on having until eight to get ready, and if you’re late it will seem like toi don’t care
•Compliment her! She spent a while getting ready and she wants to know it was worth it. Make it something from the heart, not “You look so sexy/hot”
•It never hurts to open up the car door.
•Say toi thought you’d go to _______. Choose a place with a wide verity of food, so she can find something she likes
•Expensive is not always better, she will feel guilty if toi drop a lot of money
*Don't make it a quiz, with a bunch of questions starting with what, how why, ect. Start a real conversationg, wit ha few questions sprinkled in. YOu will get to know her overtime
•Avoid pick up lines, though the fake-yawn to put your arm around us is tolerated, lines like “did it hurt when toi fell from heaven” are not
•If it’s cold, the veste toi brought is around her shoulders. It’s a sweet gesture that will always give toi hommages for the future
•Avoid talk about any “ex” she may feel used, ou like a trophy. Both are undesirable
Step three: After
•If you’re planning to Kiss her good bye ou say something sweat, do so in the car. Her father is most likely waiting for a way to embarrass toi and anything plus moderate than a hand-shake will not be acceptable
•Make it clear toi had a good time but don’t offer a seconde rendez-vous amoureux, date unless toi are sure she wants one too.
•Don’t Kiss unless the mood is right, but make it memorable
•Walk her to the door
•After walking back to your car, take one last look at her house and smile. She’ll be watching and will most likely smile back.
Step four: The future
•Don’t treat her as a trophy, talk to her, be with her, but don’t parade her around
•Kissing/hugging in front of your Friends means a lot, but in front of hers could be risky, like everything, test the waters before making big moves
•Stand up for her, ask her for advice, and make sure she never doubts how toi feel
•If toi cheat on her, toi sure as hell will get your cul, ass kicked, par both her, her friends, and the one toi cheated with. She will find out eventually
•If toi lie to her, toi sure as hell will get your cul, ass kicked
•Doing something sweet and romantic will almost always make up for forgotten birthdays/anniversaries
•Sometimes, she just needs a shoulder to cry on
Remember, toi may think the work is done after the first date, but really the war has just begun. Girls are not some trophy to be won, sat on a shelf, and admired. toi have to work to keep her. Do sappy romantic things, carry her books, and open her doors. Never lose sight that every time a girl says yes to a date, it is the best thing that ever happened to you.
After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 minutes later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they a dit ten words.
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 minutes later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they a dit ten words.
Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell toi guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick ou Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" a dit myself. I was dressed as a éléphant and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains loups garous and Sparkly vampires with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- toi just dared yourself!" a dit myself. "I accept!" a dit yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." a dit myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" a dit yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
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It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick ou Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" a dit myself. I was dressed as a éléphant and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains loups garous and Sparkly vampires with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- toi just dared yourself!" a dit myself. "I accept!" a dit yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back.." a dit myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" a dit yourself.
"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.
SPREAD THE WURD! :D
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Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The seconde nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody a dit it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody a dit it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could toi pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? a dit the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made toi laugh.
Here are 2 aléatoire facts:
They don't sell Smarties ou Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made toi laugh.
Here are 2 aléatoire facts:
They don't sell Smarties ou Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.