I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" ou "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He a dit "I'd like to have one too." Then I a dit "But this is a dog". He a dit he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He a dit I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He a dit every room in the hotel was for sex. I a dit "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He a dit "Me too."
Part II
One jour I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But toi don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I a dit "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge a dit "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge a dit "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are toi doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I a dit "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" ou "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He a dit "I'd like to have one too." Then I a dit "But this is a dog". He a dit he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He a dit I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He a dit every room in the hotel was for sex. I a dit "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He a dit "Me too."
Part II
One jour I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But toi don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I a dit "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge a dit "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge a dit "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are toi doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I a dit "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
I noticed some very sad things if toi replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..
1: Jack's amer line "teach me and your just run away again ou something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole an when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill ou capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man par this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If toi have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
1: Jack's amer line "teach me and your just run away again ou something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole an when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill ou capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man par this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If toi have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..