I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" ou "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He a dit "I'd like to have one too." Then I a dit "But this is a dog". He a dit he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He a dit I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He a dit every room in the hotel was for sex. I a dit "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He a dit "Me too."
Part II
One jour I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But toi don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I a dit "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge a dit "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge a dit "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are toi doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I a dit "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" ou "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He a dit "I'd like to have one too." Then I a dit "But this is a dog". He a dit he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He a dit I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He a dit every room in the hotel was for sex. I a dit "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He a dit "Me too."
Part II
One jour I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But toi don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I a dit "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge a dit "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge a dit "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are toi doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I a dit "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first quizz I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:
Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!
1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?
Told toi I could make toi say 256.
OK,if toi a dit to yourself,"No.You a dit toi can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if toi didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
Anyways,here is the quiz:
Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!
1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?
Told toi I could make toi say 256.
OK,if toi a dit to yourself,"No.You a dit toi can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if toi didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach toi all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now toi know how to do it!
Now, if toi want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and montrer your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if toi win, toi get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If toi are a winner check everything on your profile.
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now toi know how to do it!
Now, if toi want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and montrer your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if toi win, toi get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If toi are a winner check everything on your profile.