What's the stupidest question you've been asked?

My mother once asked me to let (my large, golden retriever-pit taureau, bull mix dog) Clyde inside the house.












The one at the door was (my small, black-gray Maine Coon cat) Samson :I

This one. JK!

But, seriously.



I guess when someone asked me what the number for 911 was.

Girl: Do toi like Keith Harkin?

Me: NO OF COURSE NOT.

On facebook:
What is your name?
:/

Will toi add me please?

"What's your favourite number?"
ಠ_ಠ

I was at the mall with my Fluttershy chemise on, and some guy asked me if I liked My Little Pony.

My answer: No, I think the montrer is stupid. ^.^

are toi an only child? i mean srsly everyone knows two of my big brothers and sisters are in collage and my two little brother and sister are in kinder garten and one of my brothers died >.<

Me: *on fanpop*
Mom: Hey! Are toi on the internet?
Me: no....it's a special version of solitaire.
Mom: Oh, ok then.
Me: *Facepalm*

Some aléatoire chienne at my school once asked me if I had a pierced clitoris.... on lunch time... ._.

My reaction was the same as SB. -_-

...

I was at daycare(was the worst place ever) and I think I was in 2nd ou in 3rd grade.(He wasn't black,I'm black and I'm Srry if toi feel offended par the word nigga.)And this nigga came right up to me and dared ask me"Why are toi allergic to chocolate?"Cause them people at the daycare who was taking care of us couldn't give me no damn chocolat cause again I was allergic to it(still is)!!!When he asked me that question,I wasn't angry ou anything but if he asked me that right now I would beat the shit outda that nigga!!!!!:........I'm sorry.I'm angry for some reason.I don't know why though...

someone asked me if i liked Naruto and i had on a chemise that hade gaara on it and it sayed Naruto fan i looked at hem rilly dude rilly?

"Do toi like waffles?"

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