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Nori's Diary =D (Nori is Dr Blowhole's Twin Sister)

posted by BlowholeRulez

Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish écriture now, coz SOME aléatoire FAG ON fanpop IS lire MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.

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A doll can't love: Chapter 10

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 10

The penguins cruised around the town of New Jersey, looking for their old pal Rico, whom had left a note in the HQ telling them where he was going. They didn’t know so, but they were going to find him sooner than they thought.

“Look, Skippah!” Private pointed at Rico whom was walking tiredly. His left foot limped and he seemed to be talking to himself. Ash looked at him and instantly knew that he was Rico.

“Well…go get him!” Ash jumped out of the vehicle and pulled her flipper out at him. He just stared at it, confused. She rolled her eyes and pulled him in, and they made...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 8

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 8

Author’s Note: I decided to try something a little bit different. Anybody who has read my: “Just Admit it, OK?” story, well…this story will be A LITTLE related to the other. I decided to add myself into this story too, but I will be a new character…as in not known par the penguins, unlike the other. Yes…this is Mico, the other is Skilene…but this will give a little bit plus explanation on how Ash met the others. Another note is that Aurora is the name of Skipper’s mother, but it hasn’t been confirmed.

“RICO!” A voice yelled. The manchot, pingouin looked up to see Dru looking...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Seventeen

posted by Cornflak

“C’mon, men! We need to be in tip-top shape!” Skipper barked at Kowalski and Private, who were ordered to perform push-ups, that morning…

Kowalski panted heavily after each push. He didn’t understand why Rico would harm Private. Of course his doll was being taken away at that time, but Kowalski had never pondered on just how much that doll meant to Rico. Did he even realize that it was a doll? He probably viewed it as though it were a real person, which almost frightened Kowalski. Is Rico truly an insane manchot, pingouin who cares not for his friends, but only for an inanimate object?

No, that...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation taco Part 1

posted by 18wanda

The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They débats amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best crêpes with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with toi men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals...

Penguins of Madagascar play Part 1

posted by 18wanda

(The penguins are enjoying a lovely, peaceful jour at the zoo, getting bad cases of sunburn without mercy.)
Kowalski: I think I’m getting a nuage burn, Skipper.
Skipper: Right, and can’t toi see my bad case of moon burn? Seriously, man, there isn’t a nuage in the sky.
Private: It doesn’t matter. I have a sky burn. What can toi do for something like that?
Skipper(threateningly): Whack some sense into yourselves ou I will do it for you. Actually, Rico, pass me the sky block. SPF 15, soldier. I do like to keep a decent figure.
Rico coughs up the sky block, moon block, and even the nuage block...

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Skipper Tackling Marlene

added by hotsnowsels

Source: Nickolodeon, 'The Red Squirrel'

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King Julien ft. Maurice - If I Ruled the World (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

If King Julien Ruled the World...

It's the Nickelodeon Stars, the BTR's (Big Time Rush) hit song, but in Julien's Version. What would he do if he ruled the world? Here's the lyrics!

Julien:
You know it’s King J-U-L-I-E-N!
I'm King Julien!

If I Ruled the World, I’d throw all my treasures in the air like Confetti.
If I Ruled the World, every house got a DJ and an All-night Dance Party.
I break all the borders down, when I shake my Booty.
If I Ruled the World, I’d laugh out loud.

So everybody get up (up), up (up), outta your seats,
Kick off Mort if he touches your feet,
Look up (up), up (up), at the Sky Spirits,
Singing 'Ayo, ayo,...

Robo-Skipper as chats from Zero Wing

added by Bitt3rman

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Skipper Donettes

added by SJF_Penguin2

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Kowalski's name using the photenic Army alphabet

added by ricoiswsome

Source: Me

King Julien

added by Cowtails

plus stuff.

added by Cowtails

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Waited Too Long (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "If toi Only Knew")

posted by mostar1219

Monique walked over to the dock and put her bourse, sac à main in her secret spot before sitting down. She didn't need the clock on her phone to tell her that it was too early for anyone, even her as someone who isn't a morning person, to be awake. Though, during these past few months, thoughts have been flooding the aspie's mind causing her to wake up completely early in the morning. It had been a few months since Kowalski and the others left for their mission over seas. She always felt the urge to come to the dock around this time, since it always gave her the reminder that they'll be back soon. She always...

How the Penguins Might of Met Chapter 3 Skipper

posted by Number1SkippFan

Remember, in this chapter Skipper is a chick
Fact toi need to know about this chapter: Military Mascots were animaux who came to the wars and helped keep the soldiers' spirits up and remind them of their pets (Plz don't kill me if toi think I'm wrong, I read it at school!)
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The military officer had taken Skipper to be his team's mascot.

Skipper didn't like it one bit at first, he hated the training that the soldiers did which took forever each day, the poisson was horrible, and gun fires terrified him.

The only fun time he got was when he got attention from the...

A New Crush Chapter 11 (The Final Chapter)

posted by Number1SkippFan

salut this is my first fanfic, so plz no hate! :)
This chapter will be Kat's POV btw
Sorry I haven't been écriture much, I've been busy :(

Okay, I think I'm on Skipper's good side now, and that's good.
Today I tried some of his poisson coffee, and it wasn't too bad I guess

All was great that morning, except when Marlene came over, probably to pick another fight with Skipper

Marlene's POV:
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! I need to go see him NOW!
End of Marlene's POV

"Skipper this is KILLING ME! Do toi wanna hang out?" She says

"NO I'M NOT INTO YOU! CAN toi LET IT GO????"

"I CAN'T CAN toi SEE THAT?"

"YES BUT STILL...

Corpse party/penguins: book of shadows, chapter 3

posted by spmana123

IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!!: this story is basically focusing in the 3 that died in the first one, to seenifnthere fate changes, and some chapters later in will be about people who were trapped in there that toi didn't hear in the first story, enjoy:)

ALSO!!!!: make sure to read the first story corpse party/penguins, ou else this wont make much sense to u:)

???:ughhhhh.....what the....where am I?

Mort had awoken, his head was hurting severely, but got up.

Mort: huh?!

Mort suddenly looked around and saw that he was in a dark hallway, right suivant to the infiramry..inside the infirmary he heard laughter of...

Fallout Chapter 5: Tranquility Lane

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5: Tranquility Lane

Private made it to a small abandon car repair shop. Private looked at his Pip-Boy to see if he went to the right place, and it a dit voûte 112. Private went inside anyways to see what he could find. The place was old and dusty, cobwebs everywhere. Private noticed a huge door on the floor on the far-left side of the room, and walked to it. He opened the door and it showed stairs that lead to the basement. He went down, but saw that this wasn’t the basement at all. Instead it was the entrance to voûte 112. Private looked at the control panel, and just simply just pressed...

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Fallout: Chapter 3 Mutant Nightmare

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 3: Mutant Nightmare

Private left Megaton and made his way to the Galaxy News Radio Station. Private figured out how to put directions into his Pip-Boy, and it was easier then he thought. He just had to put the name of the location he wanted to go to, and the Pip-Boy would serve as a GPS. He had a bit of ways to go, but he’d go any distance to see his father again. He waddled a long road, but his Pip-Boy led him to an underground train station. Private looked at the directions again to make sure it wasn’t wrong, and it wasn’t. The underground train station was actually a shortcut...

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Cleverbot and King J :D

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Eh, hello computer-y thing!

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I am the king so toi may worship me now.

Cleverbot: Not at the moment.

User: What?! How dare toi defy me!

Cleverbot: toi have no power here.

User: King Julien, which is me, always is having the power!

Cleverbot: If toi say so Damian.

User: Damian? Who is this Damian?

Cleverbot: If toi don't know, I'm not going to be the one that tells you.

User: Eh... Ok.

Cleverbot: Do toi see were toi a dit toi watched soul eater.

User: Ew who would be eating souls? They have no flavor!

Cleverbot: I don't know what I am... You're the only person I have...

User: Um...