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mother par accident chp 2: look! my cousin's my mom!

posted by andresandru

"why's Arlene where my mom's supposed to be?" Marlene asked, cofused, and a little scared

"easy, don't toi see it? Arlene is your mom!" Kowalski shouted exited

"I know! I just, can't believe it!"

"well, this means that this is a good thing right, except for all that pink-like smoke, maybe this is not gonna end in another invention in the fire" Skipper said, as a long nuage of rose smoke flew through the air, but then, just par majic, the air was actualy feromones!

Marlene turned to answer skippers comentary with an annoying sarcasm, but she stared at him, completly atracted, she just looked at him, Arlene looked at the ground, she felt bad, she was mother? she had made so much bad thing that a mother shouldn't do!

Rico was looking at the machine, he poked Arlene in her shoulder to mke her feel ok, but when both looked, they fell in love, the same happened with skipper, he turned and fell in l’amour with marlene, luckyly for kowalski, he held a gas mask and gloves to be completly protected.

"ok, toi miss, we need to talk" Arlene said, she needed to start to act like a good mother

"wait, skipper, wou-"

"nothing of wait, I your mother, I'm saying NOW!" she pulled Marlene, marlene winked at Skipper, and he winked back.

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Poor Private.

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Source: Me and picmonkey.com

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Super Science High Five

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Source: I know why the caged bird goes insane

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Skipper's Curse (4): A Friend Is An Enemy That Hasn't Attacked Yet

posted by peacebaby7

    The realization of reality was like a coup de poing to the face…For the seconde time today.

    Had I been injected with the same thing he'd injected into the other animaux ou was it strictly to knock me out? What was being injecting into the other animals? What the hell was going on here?!

    "Skipper?!"

    I snapped back into attention and realized that I'd been staring at the needle with my beak hanging open.

    "Skipper, toi really need to stop doing tha—!"

    "I was injected...

Dazzling Commander

posted by Black-Raine

(Inspired par the episode: l’amour Takes Flightless. Definition of putting a chaussette on an outside door handle: doing this means 'do not disturb' because sexual matters are active inside the room.)

Skipper paced to and fro inside the HQ, gazing intensely at the concrete plain gray flooring. Now that he thought about it, the color pallet of their accueil was rather dark, boring, and cold. Although that didn't matter at the moment, his Demolition Specialist Sergeant Quartermaster was currently out of commission, due to some, misfortunes...

It had been over a week il y a Rico had Lost his dazzling doll, the...

Off the Shelf: Chapter 1 of 2

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 1: "Operation: No plus Foolish Risks"

It was a typical morning at the Central Park Zoo. The birds in the air were singing; their flightless cousins below were smiling and waving. Julien was kicking Mort off his feet; Alice had her feet on her desk. Mason and Phil were playing chess. Leonard was asleep. Marlene was out of her habitat and running toward the Zoovenir shop.

"Well, that's unusual," Private a dit as he saw Marlene canard behind a garbage can. She was about three-quarters of the way between her habitat and the Zoovenir boutique entrance.

"I...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 19: The Other Man That Doesn't Exist Yet

posted by peacebaby7

“The Other Man That Doesn’t Exist Yet”
December 11, 2014

Skipper stood outside Marlene’s habitat. Earlier that day, the team had snuck into Alice’s office to order some sweet elusive Polish sauerkraut, and Alice had left the sign-up liste for the Breeding Program on her computer. Marlene’s name was on it. From the moment he saw it, his cœur, coeur fluttered. He wasn’t quite sure why. It was just the thought of Marlene feeling as if she needed someone. Why that would bother him was another mystery. He took a deep breath and entered.

“Hey, Skipper! What’s up?” Marlene a dit as he approached...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 13: If Only

posted by peacebaby7

“If Only”
July 20, 2014

    “Hey, Marlene. Sorry I’m late,” Skipper said, sitting on the arbre branch suivant to Marlene in the park. “I was giving the boys a job to keep them busy and I had to argue with Rico over park surveillance.”

    Marlene waved a dismissive paw. “It’s all right, Skipper, I understand,” she a dit half-heartedly without meeting his eye.

    Skipper’s expression filled with concern. “Marlene, what’s wrong?” he asked, trying to look into her eyes.

    Marlene drew in a breath....

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 10: School is in Session

posted by peacebaby7

“School is in Session”
April 26, 2014

    "Come on, please?" Marlene begged.

    "I don't know, Marlene. I mean, when are toi ever going to have the need to drive, anyway?" Skipper asked.

    "Well, um, what if I get in some trouble and need a fast getaway?" she suggested.

    "Why would toi get in trouble for anything?" Skipper pointed out.

    Marlene shrugged. "I don't know. Probably for something Julien did," she answered nonchalantly. "Please teach me how to drive?" she begged again while...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 26: Family 12.17.15

posted by peacebaby7

Family 12.17.15

Note: The following short takes place shortly after the four-minute prelude in the Penguins of Madagascar Movie.

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Skipper groaned. "I think I'm dying . . . How long have we been floating on this death block, Kowalski?"

Kowalski looked at the position of the sun. "About six minutes."

"Really?" Skipper complained. "It feels like it's been forever!"

The newest, youngest member of the threesome carefully approached Skipper, touching the tips of his flippers together.

"Skipper?" he called softly.

Skipper sat up and looked at him. "What's up?"

The hatchling shifted timidly.

Skipper...

Mad Brother Final

posted by Mother-of-PoM

"I guess its hard for someone your age to take in." Blue sighed, "I wanted some plus time...But.."

"YOU'RE GOING TO TURN ME INTO A DOLL?!" Private screeched in horror.

"Oh, don't take it like that Private. par making toi a doll, toi can be adorable forever." Blue spun around so he wasn't facing him.

"Blue..Stop..Please.." Private begged.

"Besides, being a doll gives toi the excuse to wear anything toi want. What would toi like to be?"

'I don't know, Maybe, ALIVE?!' Private thought while inching towards the basement.

Blue turned around and was taken back to see Private inching away. "Private? Where...

Mad Brother Chapter Eight

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private ran back down the stairs and into the main room and something strange happened. He tripped, and not just because he tripped. He felt as if, someone was grabbing his feet.

"I..Is someone grabbing my feet?"

Then he was suddenly pulled down the floor. He gasped and grabbed the floor and tried to drag himself vers l'avant, vers l’avant but it kept trying to drag him down, so it was basically tug of war.

"No!" Private screamed. "Its trying to drag me away!"

It was a while before he tugged himself free and sped off. And went back behind the steel door and through some other doors. He came to a room where there...

Mad Brother Chapter Seven

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private opened the door, "This must be Ami's room..."

He could tell because everything was basically made of ice! Except for that small book- Private swiped it. "Yes!"

He opened it greedily. "Blue, it has been a an since I've come to this house. I'll never forget that day..."

Flashback

Ami curled up, putting her paws over her nose. "Food..Please..."

Blue started to walk past but then he noticed the thin mage. He knelt suivant to her.

"A mage?" 'She looks cute, a little cleaning up and she would be a perfect subject.'

"Its sad to see someone so down and hungry. Plus you're thin...I'll take toi to my...

Mad Brother Chapter Four

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private stood up straight, "I'll l’amour my big brothah no mattah what happens."

He sneaked carefully, so the zombies wouldn't see him and went down the stairs that led to the basement. There was a fireplace where a feu burnt fiercely, a picture of the family hanging on the wall, though it was near the ground for some reason. Private started walking over to the dresser in the room when he heard faint crying.

He squeaked, "W..What..Was that?"

The sound faded away as fast as it had appeared. He shrugged then opened one of the drawers to pull out a knife. The one Blue had used to make the fleur crown....

Mad Brother Chapter Two

posted by Mother-of-PoM

Private laid awake in his bed, sighing sadly as the clock in his room struck midnight. He buried his face into his pillow.

"Today's the day...When Kiki went to heaven." He sighed again. "Kiki..." The small bird lifted himself from his bed, "I can nevah sleep when I think about his death.." He looked towards his door but shook his head, "I don't want to get Blue upset.." Private sighed then went to pick up a doll that was sitting on his bed. It was a shape of a manchot, pingouin and had realistic yellow feathers and bright blue eyes. "I remembah this...Big brothah gave it to me."

Flashback

Blue smiled brightly,...

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New Penguins of Madagascar episode

posted by mouseandowl1

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"This Valentine’s Day, Nicktoons will air five hours of love-themed episodes in their “Crushing It Valentine’s Day” marathon. Kicking off the event will be three premiere episodes, one each for T.U.F.F. Puppy, The Penguins of Madagascar and Robot and Monster.

Following the marathon, six T.U.F.F. chiot episodes will remain to be seen. Four episodes of Penguins will also be left to air, as will one episode of Robot and Monster.

The schedule for Saturday, Feb. 14 follows:

2:00PM T.U.F.F. chiot - “TUFF l’amour / Soar Loser” (NEW)
2:30PM The Penguins of Madagascar - “Love Takes Flightless...

A Hero's Tale; Scene I, Part 1

posted by queenpalm

I call it an abacus!

I have decided to write my own fanfiction, based upon the movie. Be warned, if toi have not seen it yet, thee will be spoilers! Anyways, this fanfiction is basically just the movie with several twists. Well, a lot of twists. I'm using the penguins from the montrer universe, rather than the penguins from the Madagascar movies. Plus, it'll be plus intense, plus characters, some different conflicts, and a whole bunch of other crazy stuff. They will be posté in Scenes, each scene containing 1-5 parts, but usually 2. Sorry for the long intro thing, here is the story.

First off, there where 3 chicks....

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Rico quickdrawn

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Many plus Miles To Walk: (4) Lost Brothers

posted by peacebaby7

The rest of the mois seemed to go par slowly. Kowalski guided Skipper through three twenty-minute sessions a day, and encouraged him with each bit of progress he made. Skipper finally was able to open his feet at full swivel in only three minutes and seventeen seconds. With his improved diet, he started to gain back the weight he’d Lost and looked much healthier par each day. For small missions, Kowalski allowed Rico and Private to take care of it themselves; and for the plus serious missions, Kowalski would let Marlene continue to stay with him, and Skipper no longer objected to chess or...

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Dave - Cue Evil Laugh!

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"Porpoise With a Purpose" (4X08)

posted by TheRatKing1

AKA The Series Finale!

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“Porpoise With a Purpose”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 8 (4X08)

Production Code: 408

Previous: “Crazy Old Cat Lady”
Next: N/A

Porpoise With a Purpose/Transcript

Scene I: manchot, pingouin HQ (Inside)

(Kowalski is lying of his back. Sighs sadly)

Skipper: (Enters the HQ from the hatch, climbs down the ladder, and waddles over to Kowalski’s bunk) Come on, soldier! It’s almost time for the zoo to open! We still haven’t trained yet, so get up.

(Kowalski sighs dramatically, and rolls over on his back)

(Skipper taps his foot impatiently...