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mother par accident chp 2: look! my cousin's my mom!

posted by andresandru

"why's Arlene where my mom's supposed to be?" Marlene asked, cofused, and a little scared

"easy, don't toi see it? Arlene is your mom!" Kowalski shouted exited

"I know! I just, can't believe it!"

"well, this means that this is a good thing right, except for all that pink-like smoke, maybe this is not gonna end in another invention in the fire" Skipper said, as a long nuage of rose smoke flew through the air, but then, just par majic, the air was actualy feromones!

Marlene turned to answer skippers comentary with an annoying sarcasm, but she stared at him, completly atracted, she just looked at him, Arlene looked at the ground, she felt bad, she was mother? she had made so much bad thing that a mother shouldn't do!

Rico was looking at the machine, he poked Arlene in her shoulder to mke her feel ok, but when both looked, they fell in love, the same happened with skipper, he turned and fell in l’amour with marlene, luckyly for kowalski, he held a gas mask and gloves to be completly protected.

"ok, toi miss, we need to talk" Arlene said, she needed to start to act like a good mother

"wait, skipper, wou-"

"nothing of wait, I your mother, I'm saying NOW!" she pulled Marlene, marlene winked at Skipper, and he winked back.

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andresandru DAMN IT! TOO SHORT ARTICLES!

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Normal is Never Real: Chapter 2

posted by SPKR689

A/N: I really like this chapter, it's short, but full of so much! At least to me it is. Now the story is just starting! ☺

Chapter 2 (WOW)

I gave Junior back to Skipper and walked over to the door. ‘Who would this be? They all have the key; plus, we took up this whole floor of this apartment building!’ I rethink about opening the door for the safety of my family. With steadiness in me, I open the door to find two strange looking…well one was a person, the other I was baffled on. The one boy who was clearly human, had black hair, much like every other guy in this...

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Honeymoon Mayhem!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

Skipper woke up about two hours later. For some reason, a strange smell woke him up from his slumber. Ofcourse Skipper went to check it out. As soon as he placed his feet on the floor to check out the crate, Skipper felt a surge of seiring pain race through them. The floor was burning hot. After a few seconds, Skipper realized what was going on...the caisse was on fire. He instantly crawled over to Lilly. "Lilly! Come on doll, time to go!" Skipper said, shaking His wife until she woke up. Lilly opened her eyes and saw Skipper at the foot of the bed, getting out a chainsaw. "Skipper! Are you...

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It. Chapter 7: Be afraid, balloons float

posted by 67Dodge

They had reached the inside of the sewer system, it was wide enough for them all to hold hands ou flippers, and be in a row. "Whatever happens men, just stay together no matter what trick Pennywise pulls on us," a dit Skipper. They gathered in a tight circle, holding appendages. Kowalski felt two hands on his shoulders and hears a dentist's drill. "There is not anything there. I SAID, THERE AIN'T NOTHING THERE," a dit Kowalski, then the hands got off his shoulders. Julien began to say a prayer to the Sky Spirits to protect them, it was very quiet while Julien whispered the prayer, when he finished...

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The Hidden (Chapter XI - The Winky Warp)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I saw Blowhole and some of his crustacean warriors creating some kind of warp that I can't resist. I though of something that I cannot resist. But when I took a closer peep, they went to my first prize (obviously, was a fish). They knew the code to my caramel dur au beurre, caramel, caramel au beurre lolly, cracked it open, tossed it into the like it was just a feather. One thing they tossed, my lifetime supply of Winkies. It was like they were throwing a million boxes of my life. Oh they will pay alright.

Skipper a dit that I should not go there because it could trap me there for eternity. But I couldn't resist them ou my butterscotch...

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It. Chapter 2: Bloody Sink

posted by 67Dodge

"There's a clown out there that has suddenly appeared as soon as Mort is reported missing, so we must make sure to stay on our toes about this," a dit Skipper. "I have gotten sources that toi may be crazy, maybe it's just some psychotic human in a clown suit scaring people and causing various havoc," a dit Private. "Negatory, this "Pennywise" offered me to go down with him into the sewer," a dit Skipper. "I have options on his true intention. He might be: A. Someone hired in the park to scare people, B. An evil entity who's sworn goal is to devour, ou C. A friendly clown trying to offer people...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 6

posted by alex356

Me:sheesh exams are so hard I am so happy that it's over
Herminoe:well now toi have a whole an
Me:stop ruining my freedom
Private:well who knows-
Snape:well well what are toi doing-
Me:its not your bussines
Snape:do toi want dention
Me:no
Harry:his gets on my nevers
Me:well we did get in trouble par wonder in the night
Skipper:whoa whoa and whoa toi wonder all night last an with out telling us
Me:0.0
Kowalski: well Alex didn't want probaly because she likes like you
Me:WHAT! Who-who a dit that
Private:we read your journal
Skipper: *slaps private*
Private:sorry
Me:*blush*
Skipper:so toi do like me
Bells...

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 2, Part 2 and Epilogue)

posted by Katie_Kat200

Lets see how Skipper and the gang solve this problem that Kowalski has been struck with...

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“WOO HOO! I AM AWESOMNESS!” Kowalski screamed, running around in circles in the park. Kowalski suddenly flopped into a heap, and giggled.

“Oh, that was fun,” Kowalski muttered and stuffed plus Candy into his beak. He reached into his bag to grab another flipperful, and gasped.

“SOMEONE ATE ALL MY CANDY! No wait that was me. That means I have to scold myself. How could toi Kowalski!? I don’t...

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Girls vs. Boys #2

posted by Colonelpenguin

It was sunny the suivant jour and the girls were thrilled that they won but this was suddenly going to change.
"We want a rematch,girls" the boys a dit angrily.
"Fine!" I screech "Lets go bowling!"Everyone yelled.

The tournament was held in KJ habitat.
There where two teams the white and the orange.
The boys went first because they Lost last time. But I kept on yelling "Your going to miss it, Skipper." But, His ball went into the gutter "Good Job!" Jeremy said.But he knocked down two pins and now they have two points.
It was lily's turn suivant she knocked down 5 Pins and then got a spare. Kowlaski was...

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Kowalski's jealous side! Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Im having a SERIOUS case of writer's block, so im trying my best to write a good story. Please ours with me... :)
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It's a very sunny jour in the Central Park Zoo. All the girls are hanging out in Kitka's new habitat for a welcoming party. " Welcome to the Zoo Kitka! I hope toi have an awesome time!" Cheered Stacy badger. " Totally awesome!" Becky blaireau added with a smile. Lilly just sat in the corner of the habitat drinking a glass of punch. She never liked Kitka, but Private sent her to the party to ' bury the hatchet' between them. Kitka turned around...

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Psycho Chapter 1

posted by 67Dodge

AR: I l’amour old movies. This is a POM version of the movie Psycho, Where a couple in need of money head to a motel where a shy man has an unstable relationship with his mother.
Marlene was quickly packing her things at home. (Oh great, another jour at a dead-end job) she thought. She wolfed down the last bites of her cereal and rushed to her bedroom to pick up her car keys. 'Morning Marlene, I'm gonna miss ya so much sitting here, alone, again,' a dit Skipper, groggily. 'Can't wait till we déplacer to the golden state Skippy,' a dit Marlene. Now, to get this straight, they are not related in love, only...

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can toi feel the l’amour tonight

posted by anna447

s:I can see whats happening
k:what?
s:and it an't hard to see
r:what?
s:they'll fall in l’amour and heres the bottem line our team is down to three
k and r:oh
s:the sweet coress of twilight theres mige eveywere and with all this romintice admisphire desisters in the air
(seane change to forist seance)
bager sisters:can toi feel the l’amour tonight the peace the evening brings the world for once in perfet harmeny with all its liveing things
p:so many things to tell her but how to make her see the trouth about my past?inpossable she'd turn away from me
m:he's holding back he's hiding but what I can't deside...

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the little loutre part 1:the rucesue

posted by anna447

as marlene was swiming one jour she saw a meerkat floting on the water and was sinking fast. marlene draged his unconchise body to shore.as morice went beside her she asked "is he alive" morice said"I can't hear a heartbeat"just as timon started to awake from his knockout marlene sang to him:

what would I give to live were toi are what would I pay to stay here beside toi what would I give to see toi smileing at me were would we walk were would we run if we could stay all jour in the sun just toi and me and I will be part of your world

as she sang pombaa said"hey guys look I found timon"marlene...

Alex and skipper

posted by alex463

Alex and skipper been dating for 5 months and this time skipper is taking Alex to see fireflies and Alex is really exceid
Kolwaski, Private and Rico are going to spy on skipper and Alex. Alex: skipper tons is pretty skipper: i l’amour toi Alex. Alex : i l’amour toi too par the end of the rendez-vous amoureux, date Alex and skipper Kiss on the lips and kolwaski , private and Rico watch alex fell asleep on skipper par actticd.skipper nuzzled Alex with his break and the rest is history And then skipper left Alex sleep on his lit and whent on training when Alex woke up-she wint to the Russo house hold and skipper waved at Alex and she wave back and when she came back Alex Kiss skipper Alex: well looks like I sleep on your lit *giggles* then the rest was history

Girl power!- Part 6

posted by skipperfan5431

Unknown location!!!!
Marlene dragged Lilly's unconsious body into an abandoned building. She is trying everything to keep her from changing into a zombie, but it's only a matter of time. " M-marlene? Where are we?" Lilly asks as she daizily awakens. " Were in some abandoned building. I had to stab the heck out of that thing to save you, and-- something happened to you. Something bad." Marlene sayid, hoping not to scare Lilly. " I know, I know. That huge zombie smashed me all over the street. Reeeally don't wanna relive it." Lilly réponses with a slight chuckle. Marlene just a dit it how it was....

Doris comes to visit!-Part 11

posted by skipperfan5431

Each girl had the same heart-shaped tattoo on their left hip that Lilly did! (Although Lilly was the only one who got a real tattoo. Those pansies.) They had to be part of her unit back in Antarctica! " Who's in-charge here?" Skipper asked. " Temporarily, I am." Kam answered, already not liking Skipper. He didn't believe that females were as good of fighters as males, and he'd put Lilly through so much throughout the last couple years.(they stayed in contact). " Were's Lilly?" He asked. " She's down there, inside the titanium leapord seal!" Answered Joan hastily. " Lilly is trying to dismantle...

What toi don't know won't hurt you.- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay. I know I have like two unfinished fan-fics out there, but im just gonna write this one and take the others down. They suck! ( how's that for self-confidence?) Well here's my new little story. ENJOY!
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All the penguins are gathered around Kowalski as he unvails a modification to one of his former inventions. " I think i've reached a scientific breakthrough!" Stated Kowalski as he pulled out a tiny glass vile. " This is called Truth serum number xl2-j. It makes the user tell the truth about everything on his ou her mind. Although it is highly unstable." " Ooooh."...

Battle of the Boroughs, Chapter seven

posted by beastialmoon

“Kowalski!” Johnson repeated.

“W-what are toi guys doing here?”

“Why, we work here!” Johnson a dit in an obvious tone

“But what about your untimely demise?” Private asked

“Oh, Smith a dit it was all standard, that toi were all in on it. Apparantly he was wrong.” Manfretti explained

“Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but John Smith is a despicable creature bent on world domination through these nanobots.” Skipper said

“We thought he might have another idea for them. Which is why we came up with a backup plan. In each and everyone of them, we inserted small radar. The radar...

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Doris comes to visit! - Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

It's a beautiful jour at the Central Park Zoo. The birds are singing, the bees are buzzing, and the penguins are attaking an loutre with grenades. " Stop it guys! This is crazy!" Begged Marlene as the suivant oncoming grenade was thrown. " Tell us where it is, and we WILL!" a dit Skipper smuggly. " NO MARLENE!!" Yelled Lilly from the lamp-post she was tied to. They knew that if SHE tried to help Marlene physically, the girls would win. toi see, Lilly and Marlene found a blank diary in the lost-and-found a mois ago. All of their most personal secrets are in it, and the guys HAVE to know them. " Come...

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The Fight- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

That evening, Skipper heads over to the reptile house. He had a 'secret meeting' with Marlene, and he didn't want to be late. " Marlene, im here." Skipper whispered, hoping not to awaken any of the charmilians. Skipper starts backing up and hits someone. " RING-TAIL!?What are toi doing here? I have a rendez-vous amoureux, date with Marlene right now!" Skipper yelled full of anger. " Uh. No toi don't. For I, King Julien, have a rendez-vous amoureux, date with the lovely Marlene tonite." a dit Julien smuggly. They get into a huge argument and race back to their habbitats, angry at both eachother, and Marlene.
--------THE suivant MORNING!---------...

Battle of the Boroughs Chapter 5

posted by beastialmoon

The team reappeared in the dark. Private pulled out a flashlight.

“We’re in Hoboken” Skipper confirmed, looking upon the desolate zoo’s gate sign.
They slid into the zoo, keeping a look out for their Lost mistresses. It didn’t take too long. They went to the dauphin exhibit first and, finding nothing, moved on to the macareux, macareux moine exhibit. They found Brook and Marlene rather quickly. They were in the center of the room, suspended inside a metal cage. The penguins looked up.

“Well, well. So this is the infamous Brook Lynn Feizi.” Skipper said.

“Yes. Now can toi help us out?”

“Yes!”...