Cinema Snob - My little poney (the bad verison)

I remember when i first enlisted in the military. Everything was delightful but I knew there were other ponies that wanted to take our joy away. My name is Scootaloo par the way, And my best friend better known as Chrysalis is leader of the best army around...the changelings. She became such a good leader that she directly became in charge of the Ponyville Military. I became known as her lieutenant, Just a few days later Buffalo decided to strike our town hall. Well that started the first ever equestrian-Ponyville War, And as this happened the jour before the war started everything seemed calm and happy. once we were in our seconde jour into the war i went up to General Chrysalis and a dit ,"I think we need to rethink our strategy". Though Chrysalis was my best friend even before the war she tried to tell me that i had no reason to make that statement when we were only into the seconde jour of the war. She then told me ,"patience Lieutenant patience". So I waited......