Cinema Snob - My little poney (the bad verison)

I drove to Sweet pomme Acres. Up ahead, three fillies were running par the dirt road.

Applebloom: *Running* Y'all can't catch me.
Sweetie Belle: *Sees Sean's car* Whoa, that's cool.
Scootaloo: I think I know how we'll get our cutie mark today girls.

They stood in front of me blocking my path.

Sean: *Stops his car* What are toi doing? *Gets out of his car* Will toi get out of the way please?
Applebloom: How did toi get that car?
Scootaloo: Did toi make it yourself?
Sean: I didn't. I got it for free as a reward for stopping a bad guy from destroying a city.
Sweetie Belle: Who was the bad guy you...

As I walked back accueil with my Friends Flick, and Schwartz (with Randy following behind us) four hooves were seen behind a fence.

Schwartz: Boy. Did toi see how it stuck?
Ralphie: Did it hurt Flick?
Flick: Nah. I barely felt a thing, but these bandages need to stay on my tongue.
Schwartz: toi sure were bawling.
Flick: I never bawled.
Schwartz: Ah, baloney.
??: *Laughing*
Ralphie, Flick, and Schwartz: *Stop walking, and slowly turn around*
Scut: *Sticks his head out from behind fence, and continues laughing*
Ralphie: Scut Farcus.

Scut Farcus! What a rotten name.

Scut: *Pushes Randy onto ground*

We...

=INTRO=
You dont need to read it, but it will help toi get plus into my fanficion Universe, as so, into a role play universe. toi gonna find here - Organizations, Places, Wars, and much everything toi will need. If toi readed it write in commentaire - readed - so I can know that someone will know something about this universe.
~Dan

=Organizations=
NOT COUNTING COUTRIES LIKE - GERMANY.
GEA [Global Equestrian Army] - Army created par Spiked Club [Familly of Shadows] To Protect Equestria, Organization has been taken par his grandson's Dan and Shadow. Not exisiting anymore.
Solar Empire - Unofficial controled...