Team Fortress 2- Sandviches

It was another plain night on the moon, where Luna was located. She sighed and said, ''Why couldn't I have been loyal to my sister? Why did she send me to the moon?'' She lied her head down and thought,''Why am I like this...''. She looked up to the stars and saw a constellation. It looked like Princess Celestia. A tear rolled down from Luna's eye, wanting to start over. Then she saw a shooting étoile, star go par and wished,''I wish that I can reunite with my sister...''.

''Princess Celestia!'' One of the royal guards shouted. ''What is it?'' Princess Celestia questioned. ''Princess Luna is returning...

I've been around the block a few times when it comes to shit news. Up until now, I thought the passing of Davy Jones of The Monkees fame last an was the worst I would have had to endure. Well, congradu-bucking-lations, Hasbro, for setting the bar lower than competitive taxidermy. toi expect us to keep quiet about Derpy Hooves not being on the montrer as a Where's Waldo-type character anymore?! No, motherbucker! I would rather watch every My Little poney episode throughout every generation, in sequential order I might add, no matter how crappy the characters looked, in one long-ass marathon, then...

His hoof was really hurting now. It. has been hours since she ran off. "Maybe I'll never find her.." He a dit to himself. He slowly paced himself back to SugarCube Corner looking side to side, thinking he may find her. But no luck.~~~~~~~~~~~
He glanced at the counter. "Pinkie?". But she wasn't there. "Oh...she's not here...". Cheese started sobbing. What did he do wrong? He just didn't understand. Why? He thought. "Why, did she run off? Did I do something wrong? I just don't know!". His eyes were burning from all the crying. "Cheese Sandwich?". Cheese looked up. It was Pinkie. "Pinkie, why...